If You Could Be.....................

[thequietman]

If you could be a superheroe in Thailand, what name would you give yourself, what would be your special power (only one please) and how would you use your special power for the inhabitants of this special country ? ( for good or for evil)

May the force be with you.

[ArtVandalay84]

I would be Falang Baa Man. I would use my uncanny ability of superior income to drink excessively and to impregnate as many Issan brawds as possible.

[apetley]

I'd be "Tiredol Man" able to set the country to rights with a single quip from my barstool.

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Edited June 21, 2012 by apetley

[h90]

Super Somchai!

[saltandpepper]

Super Me...

I would use my power to make you all love me, especially if you are not a male (this point can be negotiated though )

[Pseudolus]

I would be "learning man" and have a special wand that when I touched it on the shoulder of someone, they would suddenly understand world history, politics, and economics. I would use it exclusively on Thais and Americans.

[aneliane]

I would multiply by 20 the train subway and sky train network in BKK

[LucidLucifer]

I would be the superhero's arch nemesis, and I would call myself Shinawatra.

I would fool the Thai people into thinking I was a saviour, whilst working secretly to line the my own pockets and that of my cronies. I would wear a red costume and cape.

[pattayadingo]

I would be Faceless man and remove all face from Thailand and cure most problems in an instant.

[thequietman]

Thanks for the replies so far.

Please remember to tell your superheroe name.

you only have 1 special power, so will you use it for good or evil deeds for the inhabitants of Thailand ?

Go forth.

[1bbcd5]

I incline toward your idea.

[Soutpeel]

I would be "whining farangman"....super power...ability to whine about everything in Thailand....woops....lots of posters on TV already have that super power...!!!

oh well back to the drawing board... How about "Sinsot man" ? super power ?....handing out large sums of money to the familes of Isaan rice famers daughters ?

[thequietman]

I would be "whining farangman"....super power...ability to whine about everything in Thailand....woops....lots of posters on TV already have that super power...!!!

oh well back to the drawing board... How about "Sinsot man" ? super power ?....handing out large sums of money to the familes of Isaan rice famers daughters ?

excellant.

[smokie36]

I'd be smokie the supercop....my flying caped crusade against those dastardly farangs who drop litter and cig buts would be relentless....with the ensuing revenue we could properly deliver on our promise of ipads for the little kiddies.

Someone else will have to deal with the resulting obesity epidemic....smokie the supercop likes to enjoy a quiet evening in after all that aeronautic display...

[brit1984]

If I could be a superhero in Thailand, I would (obviously) be Cricketman.

My special power would be to force an appreciation of cricket upon any deviant person.

I would use this power to fix all of Thailand's social and cultural imperfections.

[thequietman]

If I could be a superhero in Thailand, I would (obviously) be Cricketman.

My special power would be to force an appreciation of cricket upon any deviant person.

I would use this power to fix all of Thailand's social and cultural imperfections.

crickets are nice but I prefer butterflies.

[smokie36]

If I could be a superhero in Thailand, I would (obviously) be Cricketman.

My special power would be to force an appreciation of cricket upon any deviant person.

I would use this power to fix all of Thailand's social and cultural imperfections.

crickets are nice but I prefer butterflies.

He.d get fried...chewed up...and spat out!

[Soutpeel]

If I could be a superhero in Thailand, I would (obviously) be Cricketman.

My special power would be to force an appreciation of cricket upon any deviant person.

I would use this power to fix all of Thailand's social and cultural imperfections.

You never know Thailand may be come a regional hub of cricket.....after the crackdown of course...can just picture it now..... Somchai Botham

[MiG16]

moved to the pub

[mca]

I would be "The <deleted>" and use my experience of being shortchanged 50 satang in a Rayong 7-11 12 years ago to justify my opinion to anybody who'd listen without drinking Draino within 5 minutes of me starting my diatribe that all Thais are habitual thieves and liars.

[StreetCowboy]

I would be .... STREETCOWBOY!

the nature of streetcowboy was

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