grumpyoldman Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 O.K., etiquette question GOM needs to set the scene: face down naked as a jaybird in aircon massage room, only a towel covering grumpy's eye-scorching white bum when all of a sudden, massive gas buildup during the massage. Whats the etiquette here? A. let it rip and hope the cute massage girl laughs and says something funny............."parcheesi" ! (which leads me astray to the other night when a girl asked what my ring tone was, I said pink like most, pretty forward question I thought.....) B. try and squeeze let it out slowly and quietly, but then the fragrance might just get another "parcheesi" ! C. suffer through the bout and hope it dissipates. What do you guys do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Probably just cock my leg and let it all out, Im pretty sure a lot of these massage ladies have seen it all anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenBravo Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Jeez.......not that hard. Get up and tell the masseuse you need to visit the hong-nam for a p1ss and will be back in a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawapower Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 If you are a pig with no self respect you would let it all out and laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Do what any self respecting and respectful human would do... Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. The average human dispels 1.5 liters of 'gas' per day. I imagine concern of the odd ‘massage table slip’ is not uncommon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblegum Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Never been to a massage :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansgruber Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Better out than in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Actually it would depend on the state of the toilet, if it was one of those yong yong (squat squat) style toilets, then IMO they are far more offensive than any fart i have brewed....if it were a nice clean horng nam then I would be tempted to use it...if it was an inevitable fart then you really have no choice, you might as well make a joke out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) 1) Ask if the lady wishes to see an science magic. When she says yes, light up an match and let the gas out with an explosion. Explain that the gas was methane and you are planning make millions by turning it to LPG. 2) Let the gas out quietly. When the smell fills the room, stare the lady with most disapproving way indicating it was her who farted. She'll get so confused that she forgets to blame you on the incident. 3) Let the gas out. Say <removed> and tell that's I'm sorry in Swedish, in your native language. Edited August 3, 2012 by Guest English only - as per forum rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Just let it out, she'll find it hilarious and laugh her head off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenBravo Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Ask her to "pull your finger". Seriously, pretty sad when someone has to come on a public forum and ask when to fart. How has the OP managed to get this far through life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinginKata Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 nothing to with Phuket. Trolling, and closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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