Never Ending Story...

[khall64au]

Once upon a time in Never Never Land, the story started with an Old Croc wallowing in a swamp. The bushes rustled, the Old Croc opened one eye against the harsh tropical sun and was startled to see a flamenco dancer and a Klown emerge. Behind them sashayed a Dancing Rose, a Bambina, a Thaibebop, a Colonel, a Patsycat and a young Canadian by the name of .......

[kayo]

"Once upon a time in Never Never Land, the story started with an Old Croc wallowing in a swamp. The bushes rustled, the Old Croc opened one eye against the harsh tropical sun and was startled to see a flamenco dancer and a Klown emerge. Behind them sashayed a Dancing Rose, a Bambina, a Thaibebop, a Colonel, a Patsycat and a young Canadian by the name of ....... "

Jessica the transexual Traveler.

Together they were escorting a really fat african Monkey called JohnJohn, sitting on a golden throne, on a bamboo strecher carried by Klown Bebop, Totster and AlexThai! The colonel was leading the way, marching to the rythm of, and chanting, "HIT ME WITH YOUR RTHYM STICK, HIT ME, HIT ME!!" and whipping the boys into shape with a long pool cue, swiped from Berns Blues Bar in Kanchanburi. Old Croc sat up, and down the last drops of stale, flat Chang from the bottle he fell asleep with, and thought, "WHERE THE ######YAMIIIIIIIII???"

"Welcome back Win! E-Hug!

[BambinA]

Jessica the fag says ..arse 'n anal

opps she says again 'sorry i mean i m a huligan of arsenal'

jummieees

[LaoPo]

Even’g all,

Is that his Motobike in the back?

LaoPo

[Kan Win]

Yep, said The Colonel, whilst pondering “what the **** have these bikes got to do with this “Terd Edition” of the “Never Ending Story”, and at the same time invited “LaoPo” inside his Panda-ramic room way up in the middle of Nakon Somewhere !!!!!!!!!!!

(Off topic on the right hand side seek and you Kan find “LaoPo”.)

As “LaoPo” is so playful

and not hiding behind some old bushes (since they ate then all) said…………………"K.O. we are back on page one…............. on Thailand Forum > Community Forums > Farang Pub - fun, entertainment and Expat life > Never Ending Story........Lett-cue keep it that way shall we"... to witch a voice Boon-ed out of Know-where near Nakon and said..........

[Kan Win]

Happy “Bird-Day” BambinA

[Kan Win]

And then………….

Ahhh yes, back up to Page 1.

Let the Never Ending Story Khun-tinue……………… and forget the "Last Word" Fred in the Bed-loom......

Yours truly,

Kan Win

[kayo]

Bambina re/entered the fred with eyes of a three day hangover, but actually, it wasn't a hangove, but free days in fwont of the compoohter.. whereupon, khall called to the Klwon, come and join the Colonel... He be lonely....

[kayo]

and afore mentioned kolonel was nowhere to be found... making a unhappy wabbit, mo´ unhappy....

[khall64au]

and afore mentioned kolonel was nowhere to be found... making a unhappy wabbit, mo´ unhappy....

And this be the pwoblem.... cos no one wants to hang out with an unhappy wabbit..... so the Never -Ending-Story actually ended UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER 'COS THE tv TOONY PEOPLE GOT BORED AND MOVED ON TO OTHER EXCITING TOPICS SUCH AS "rain" & "last word" & 'last word closed down" & "last word Version 3" & .......

Meanwhile, back in the jungle... the mighty jungle - Khall discovered the meaning of life!!! Only she didn't know it yet, cos she had soooo many visitors in this past 2 weeks that the meaning got all fuzzy, but everyone else could see that.................

[kayo]

...could see that.... khall´s new found hobby of chewing her toenails with her left nostril actually intimated her sister and niece and then the kolonel suddenly reappeared.... (with a bottle of Singha on his head....)

[Kan Win]

And twas tinking to him (and his partner in crime Kan Win ) self, as he fought through this mighty jungle called ThaiVisaDotCom, putting de-beer down

under some shade, so as not to warm up his beloved Sing-ha, pondered about his Dear Knees and the Krowm, and remembering all the good laughs and jokes witch make up this and other versions of “The Never Ending Story” burst out laughing…………

As his two side-kicks came around the corner and said………

"So what’s up Duck"…………

The Colonel, looking, with a very stern face said…

"Do you know who I am" ……………………..

The two side-kicks looked at each other as a crowd had just amassed around them out of Nakon Nowhere

One putting his head down in shame, muttering under his breath, “ I was only playful” Sir Kan Win.

The utter one looking a little bemused said, “so are you game for this year’s Songkran then Sir Colonel ??? “

As the crowd looked on The Colonel (seen in this picture above) belched out an order……………whilst pointing his finger upwards …………… yelled ……………………….

P.S. see you all later, after this year's

[kayo]

Enjoy the festivities all.. Never ending to continue shortly...

[khall64au]

Enjoy the festivities all.. Never ending to continue shortly...

So, Never Ending Uncle Colonel Kan Win - armed with his super lenses - fought through the Songkran mayhem while Kayo the Clown Wabbit endured his happy Holy Week in the distant parallels of our universe..... stay tuned for the evidence of their Never Ending Chaos!!!

(psssssssssst............. photos please boys!!!! )

[Kan Win]

Enjoy the festivities all.. Never ending to continue shortly...

So, Never Ending Uncle Colonel Kan Win - armed with his super lenses - fought through the Songkran mayhem while Kayo the Clown Wabbit endured his happy Holy Week in the distant parallels of our universe..... stay tuned for the evidence of their Never Ending Chaos!!!

"was I really there" he asked the Krowd

(psssssssssst............. photos please boys!!!! )

Ohhhh yes you were Klown replied the Krowd. “Ohhh no I was not there” said the "Klown"

Krowd, “but we Kan see you,” Klown said “where ? “

All of a sudden the Krowd went silent when they saw and shouted “ Eeekkkk I see him” they said “It’s DB”

"DB best wishes to you both, from all of us. We are all with you both at this time."

Back to "The Never Ending......"

Mean time “The Old One” looking at the photo saw what no one noticed before on the ‘T-Shirt” of the lady in black.

Whilst, the girls where knocking on peoples Kars to find the Klown in their “Pink Tingies”

as the “Rains in Spain falls mainly on the Plains” Opps wong song again.

Must get another hic-up-ski.

Now this must be impossible, during this fest-evil time, look what came around the corner ?

The Heinekee mob in there truck, loaded with ………………

The Colonel not amused and send his boys

out to drink them dry.

Kan Win looking around notice a well blessed lady smiling, pointing and shouting “ The Krown went, that a way”

Now that was not half bad “The Krown” said to him and udder self K.O.

Suddenly out of the “Black and Blue” the boys came to fetch………………

The Krown back to Kan for the “fest-evil time called Songkran” ……………………………and then

Suddenly “The Krown” woke up from this Horr-if-fic day-mare in a wet, wet, wet state saying to him and the udder self “K.O.”

…………………………….........................................

[khall64au]

Meanwhile back in the jungle, the leader of the young pups Holy Gang promised Never to throws buckets of icey water again............. "Oh nooooooooooooo, it was my bruvver!" he said....

[Kan Win]

Gee,

I hope that was not one of your photos, “khall64au”

As Uncle of De-Knees left this “Never Ending what-it’s” muttering to him and the udder self, “what am I doing here looking at this photo”……

Give me a ……………………………….

[khall64au]

Gee,

I hope that was not one of your photos, “khall64au”

As Uncle of De-Knees left this “Never Ending what-it’s” muttering to him and the udder self, “what am I doing here looking at this photo”……

Give me a ……………………………….

Nooooooooo Uncle it was the evil bruvver -in-law who took the pic not this "happy snapper" soooooooo, carrying on..... the next pic that emerges one imagines will be a high quality happy snap from a parallel Wabbit uiniverse - one should imagine.............

[kayo]

I´m not a mO.nK.ey....

[khall64au]

I´m not a mO.nK.ey....

Che? hmmmmm...

[Kan Win]

Refreshments anyone, whilst you all ponder about :-

Best Threads In Thai Visa History, Provide Links Please…………

Now where were we with this “Never Ending” tingy

Ahh yes, one just re-member,

No K.O. you are what you portrait to be, A rather Big PINK what’s it

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Chang.

and stop mO.nK.ey around, you big one

P.S. Photo take in Jolly Frog's Garden BTW K.O.

[thaibebop]

FunkyJunkyMonkey slap your butterfly kisses one more time for the tripping ghosts of the needle dancers that went before and remember, just for a second, what life would have been.

[kayo]

as the colonel went back into his closet, the evil do badder, for less exposure

[khall64au]

So Bops passed on the next toke, Kayo took a double, Colonel couldn't see and it dropped on the closet floor..........

[thaibebop]

"SAVE THE TREES!" screamed Bops as he whipped out the nickel plated roach clip....

[Old Croc]

..and shoved it down his throat, silencing him for ever. The hibernating Old Croc was awoken by the commotion, smelt strange smoke, beer and other juices and slowly began to....

[thaibebop]

..and shoved it down his throat, silencing him for ever. The hibernating Old Croc was awoken by the commotion, smelt strange smoke, beer and other juices and slowly began to....

What? The roach or the clip?

[kayo]

and Bops yelled, NO!!!! Don`t swallow my nickel plated roach clip,

[thaibebop]

Hey, man!! That's my record, I just bought that, man!!

[khall64au]

Hey, man!! That's my record, I just bought that, man!!

"Ow, let go of my ear man.... I don't wanna go to school today!!"

- Cheech and Chong, The Wedding Album