Lol not really worried about my bf in Thailand, he has almost a snobby distain for the sex industry (LOOONG story. I'm the one that's all "Woooooo strippers!" and he's the one thats all "Have fun, I'm going to stay home and read a book".)

And no trolls getting me down I think it's hilarious. This forum has an awesome dynamic.

im afraid you might had a bad surprise

Dont' forget, "The wise old man (also called senex, sage or sophos) is an archetype as described by Carl Jung. I don't think this will fly on Thai Visa. Old man here is always predicated by the word, "dirty."

Why is it that that common or garden dirty old man feels being called a dirty old man is a negative. Besides, we've already established on another thread that you're a handsome man. Toss away the Chang t-shirt and get one made saying "Dirty Old Man - Get it whilst it's hot" on the front with a big on the back.

I was at the market last night buying a submachine gun. I gave my wife a few thousand baht and told her which weapon I wanted. Next to us stood a young woman in a university outfit, the one with the ankle length pleated skirt; she was buying noodles or something like that. She noticed me handing my wife a few thousand baht and got a look of enlightenment on her face. She wasn't looking at me or my wife just my wife's hand and the money in her hand. You could tell what was going through her mind. “When I grow up I'm going to get me one of those (a person to hand one thousands of baht on command). One of the reasons I like Thailand.

Are we anywhere near the topic here? If not my apologies to all concerned.

Welcome back old boy. I was starting to miss your crazy ramblings.