Popular Post pigeonjake Posted August 28, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 28, 2012 as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift, the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought, got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife, got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said, DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!! made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her, jake 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plucky Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 You velly hansum man...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 a mate of mine who goes to pattaya a lot, shouts back to the girls, you mean handsum wallet,,lol, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Next time try blowing her a raspberry and see what reaction you get. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Your missus must have bloody good eyesight. You look bald as a coot in you pig picture Edited August 28, 2012 by Scully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSnapper Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 a mate of mine who goes to pattaya a lot, shouts back to the girls, you mean handsum wallet,,lol, You know, for women only inner values count.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 She has found out your a yob really. ........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanKlaasen Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Many years ago walked through pattaya soi 8 with a mate and the girls were shouting Manee Manee ( come here or come inside) and my mate..........You hear they can't refrain themselves shouting money money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notmyself Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Next time try blowing her a raspberry and see what reaction you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Ahh I think someones missing his good lady. I'm not sure what gave it away. You'll be back together soon. In the mean time stop teasing us about the western food we miss so much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot1988 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 enjoy the strawberries! i love strawberries but its one of the few fruits that gone really wrong here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 im man enough to say i do bloody miss her,, but we have a natter a couple of times a day, be good jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 enjoy the strawberries! i love strawberries but its one of the few fruits that gone really wrong here Yes here they are tasteless and picked before they have a chance to ripen. However, they still expect the 'farang' price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokburning Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it. Mine cuts my hair, and when she has finished, she asks "OK?" I always make a play of touching my ears, and saying. "Yes, I can still wear my glasses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notmyself Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it. It's only true love when they pop your Emma Freuds back in for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it. And don't forget the eyebrow plucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 (edited) Kasikorn account number 496782 Edited August 29, 2012 by daoyai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotandhumid Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marstons Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Thai slang a Strawberry means liar, maybe she did not like to mention it. Off to find the tissues now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansat Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 im man enough to say i do bloody miss her,,but we have a natter a couple of times a day, be good jake By the sounds of it you have never lived with a thai woman before ! Enjoy the peace because you will not be making statements like this after a couple of years married to your gf . Only joking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansat Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought, got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife, got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said, DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!! made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her, jake Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling. Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ? Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaos Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought, got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife, got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said, DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!! made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her, jake Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling. Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ? Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from Errrrm.... English lessons? A dictionary? Are you insinuating that all Thai girls who use the word 'darling' are prostitutes? Would that be true for non native speakers from any country in the world? Maybe it IS just you...... perhaps your ex girlfriends didn't like you enough to call you 'darling'.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudolus Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Funniest one I had from the ex wife was something like "Would you mind popping to the thai shop off of Wellington street and sending my Auntie a 1000 bucks. Thanks". Have me in stitches for days that one until I realised she was serious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiangmaikelly Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought, got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife, got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said, DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!! made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her, jake Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling. Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ? Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from Errrrm.... English lessons? A dictionary? Are you insinuating that all Thai girls who use the word 'darling' are prostitutes? Would that be true for non native speakers from any country in the world? Maybe it IS just you...... perhaps your ex girlfriends didn't like you enough to call you 'darling'.... I have lived long term with 5 Thai women. None called me darling either in Thai or English. If they had I would have told them, "Please don't call me darling, darling." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotandhumid Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought, got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife, got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said, DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!! made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her, jake Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling. Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ? Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from They use to call me darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot1988 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 darling is not that bad. my thai gf call me e moo and e wan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansat Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought, got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife, got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said, DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!! made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her, jake Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling. Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ? Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from Errrrm.... English lessons? A dictionary? Are you insinuating that all Thai girls who use the word 'darling' are prostitutes? Would that be true for non native speakers from any country in the world? Maybe it IS just you...... perhaps your ex girlfriends didn't like you enough to call you 'darling'.... Errr. I didn't call anyone a prositute. You are the only one who said anything about that. So you are saying all my ex girlfriends didn't like me.. Please you are going to hurt my feeling in a minute. That must mean most of my friends are married to thai ladys who don't like them either because I hardly ever here there wives calling them 'darling' Anyway I won't take your insult personal. It sounds like a hit a nerve of yours so sorry for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansat Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought, got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife, got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said, DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!! made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her, jake Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling. Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ? Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from They use to call me darling. Do you mean my ex girlfriends use to call you darling or your ex girlfriends ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokburning Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Yes, the eyebrows as well. Trimmed and plucked. My gf cum wifr rarely calls me tilac, but we have loads of pet names for each other. Im actually very happy about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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