the wife,

ive told a few things shes done on other posts, daft txt and the like,

but this,

as some no im working in scotland at the moment, and as some will no weve just had the new baby,

so i said to the wife send me some pics darling, she said i not have camera with me,

i said use your phone,

she says phone camera not work,

low and behold the next day i get a pic from her in the hospital of the new baby,

i ring her and say i thought the camera in phone not work,

she said, oh i take phone out of case it work ok now,,,lol

bless her jake

My wife holds her finger over the camera when she's video calling her sister ... and can't figure out why the sister can't see her. I explain the reason so she says 'ok' ... then does it again.

Darn confusing, these newfangled gadgets.

PHONES HAVE CAMERAS? what will they think of next, phones with e mail ,you never know

Just hope she doesnt pick up a camera at some point and tries to telephone you with it.

Jake no offence but plssssssssssssss "KNOW" and "NO" its very hard to read and understand this first post and NO im not the spelling Police.

i stand corected,,, sorry,

but most of the older members on here know i cant spell,

ill just stop posting and work, i might get more done

mind you i make 20,000bht a day, so that spelling stuff isnt all its cracked up to be,,,lol

i stand corected,,, sorry,

but most of the older members on here know i cant spell,

ill just stop posting and work, i might get more done

It was just really hard for me to understand thats all. Dont worry about the salary I have friends who get £1000 a day and have 6 month holidays.........bast*****

Hallo Jake! If You can't spell because of dyslexia or what ever..don't listen to the teachers on the forum, just keep on posting...

English is not my first language. At first I was very worried to be corrected, but now I don't care....

Hallo Jake! If You can't spell because of dyslexia or what ever..don't listen to the teachers on the forum, just keep on posting...

English is not my first language. At first I was very worried to be corrected, but now I don't care....

Peeps with dyslexia don't spell 'know' as 'no'

Did you hear of the dyslexic devil worshipers who sold their souls to Santa?

Hallo Jake! If You can't spell because of dyslexia or what ever..don't listen to the teachers on the forum, just keep on posting...

English is not my first language. At first I was very worried to be corrected, but now I don't care....

Peeps with dyslexia don't spell 'know' as 'no'

Did you hear of the dyslexic devil worshipers who sold their souls to Santa?

Know.

Congratulations on the birth, I trust mother and child are doing well.

Congratulations on the birth, I trust mother and child are doing well.

^^^^^^^^^^

Yes sorry Jake. What GH said.

Aww bless her!

Hallo Jake! If You can't spell because of dyslexia or what ever..don't listen to the teachers on the forum, just keep on posting...

English is not my first language. At first I was very worried to be corrected, but now I don't care....

Peeps with dyslexia don't spell 'know' as 'no'

Did you hear of the dyslexic devil worshipers who sold their souls to Santa?

That`s because they couldn`t read the Santa clauses in the contract.

Hallo Jake! If You can't spell because of dyslexia or what ever..don't listen to the teachers on the forum, just keep on posting...

English is not my first language. At first I was very worried to be corrected, but now I don't care....

It wasnt about correction I couldnt understand it and If it cant be understood easily there's no point but this is getting way off topic and if you look i said NO OFFENCE

Funny though you never see baby pigeons?????..........so we need photo proof now Jake??

smart girl what university did she graduate at?

For gawds sake don't call her mobile when she's doing the ironing.

Many congratulations Jake!

Always good to read your posts.

Jake no offence

Strange, I knew what he meant.

Congratulations Jake!

20000baht a day ain't bad. In the words of good ol' Yozzer Hughes, 'Giz A Job' hahaha.

Jake no offence

Strange, I knew what he meant.

Well maybe I'm dyslexic? but I didn't, not easily anyway.

smart girl what university did she graduate at?

Probably from the one where love, harmony, and kindness matters. That one which you clearly failed to get in.

Jake no offence

Strange, I knew what he meant.

So did I

Aoccdrnig to a rseearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Scuh a cdonition is arppoiatrely cllaed Typoglycemia .

"Amzanig huh? Yaeh and you awlyas thguoht slpeling was ipmorantt."

So seeing no instead on Know makes no difference what so ever to most folks given the context

Congratulations on the new baby Jake !

Congratulations on the birth, I trust mother and child are doing well.

the child is much better now that she has taken the plastic off, i hear

Jake no offence

Strange, I knew what he meant.

So did I

Aoccdrnig to a rseearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Scuh a cdonition is arppoiatrely cllaed Typoglycemia .

"Amzanig huh? Yaeh and you awlyas thguoht slpeling was ipmorantt."

So seeing no instead on Know makes no difference what so ever to most folks given the context

Congratulations on the new baby Jake !

Good for you sorry I dont fit in with the University profile.

Unfortunately Know starts with K not n and ends in w not O so I dont get the above. I didnt understand it seems you dont understand that I also said no offence however OK you seem to want to argue it forever

IM A RETARD SORRY

@Rattler

If you're going to correct other poster's spelling or grammar mistakes you should keep a check on yourself.

dont don't

didnt didn't

, comma

. full stop

For gawds sake don't call her mobile when she's doing the ironing.

Or when she's target shooting with a handgun.

Great news, Jake,,, Glad all is well with your family and that you're brightening up Tv with more stories. When can you get back to the nest to meet the new brood? Hope it's soon, so she doesn't have to master a video camera!!

Best wishes to you all.

Rob

@Rattler

If you're going to correct other poster's spelling or grammar mistakes you should keep a check on yourself.

dont don't

didnt didn't

, comma

. full stop

Oh fer gawds sake,

OK I am an illiterate stupid bad spelling retard, CAN WE END IT YET, yes or know.............see the difference know?