Why Didn't You Refuse It ?

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.

I ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM

A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.

- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?

- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!