daftpunker Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 im here to make sure it stays off topic its a continous tennis game between me and thai visa Speaking of tennis, do you like juice? Orange or apple? Sent from my GT-I9003 orange. Tennis or badminton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TomTao Posted October 16, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2012 im here to make sure it stays off topic its a continous tennis game between me and thai visa Speaking of tennis, do you like juice? Orange or apple? Sent from my GT-I9003 orange. Tennis or badminton? Either, if you hit the orange hard enough you'll get deuce. Sent from my GT-I9003 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Businessman Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 My wife once found a snake in the bedroom. We weren't living in Thailand at the time but I think it is still relevant because Thailand has snakes in it too Stop bashing pattaya or you'll be banned. You can bash anywhere else that's ok, but don't dare say anything negative about pattaya, some of us who live here are almost respectable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topt Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 My wife once found a snake in the bedroom. We weren't living in Thailand at the time but I think it is still relevant because Thailand has snakes in it too Stop bashing pattaya or you'll be banned. You can bash anywhere else that's ok, but don't dare say anything negative about pattaya, some of us who live here are almost respectable. A lot of people are shortsighted like that and need to wear glasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tfc Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 No I disagree. I prefer the burgers at Dukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 No I disagree. I prefer the burgers at Dukes. You are oh..so wrong.. it's a well know fact that Italians are the Pizza Masters...But i will admit that Americans can teach a thing or 2 about Airplanes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsokolowski Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Is there free wifi at the fish market ? Yermanee Are there any girls in skimpy shorts riding motorcycles near the fish market? Also, how much does a kg of pla duk cost at that fish market and will I have to pay more because I am a farang and occasionally give small amounts of cash to help my inlaws, that live in Isaan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) Four pages, and this is the first post to mention chocolate-covered hazelnut nougat bars Surely that's a record for any Topic SC Edited October 16, 2012 by StreetCowboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteeleJoe Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Is there free wifi at the fish market ? Yermanee Are there any girls in skimpy shorts riding motorcycles near the fish market? Also, how much does a kg of pla duk cost at that fish market and will I have to pay more because I am a farang and occasionally give small amounts of cash to help my inlaws, that live in Isaan? I used to have a purple motorcycle. But a nice slice of chilled watermelon really hits the spot on a hot summer day. By the way if my wife likes watermelon was it necessary for me to pay sin sot even though it was returned? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Is there free wifi at the fish market ? Yermanee Are there any girls in skimpy shorts riding motorcycles near the fish market? Also, how much does a kg of pla duk cost at that fish market and will I have to pay more because I am a farang and occasionally give small amounts of cash to help my inlaws, that live in Isaan? I used to have a purple motorcycle. But a nice slice of chilled watermelon really hits the spot on a hot summer day. By the way if my wife likes watermelon was it necessary for me to pay sin sot even though it was returned? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app It's hardly worth getting a melon returned, unless it's one of a pear SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Is there free wifi at the fish market ? Yermanee Are there any girls in skimpy shorts riding motorcycles near the fish market? Also, how much does a kg of pla duk cost at that fish market and will I have to pay more because I am a farang and occasionally give small amounts of cash to help my inlaws, that live in Isaan? I used to have a purple motorcycle. But a nice slice of chilled watermelon really hits the spot on a hot summer day. By the way if my wife likes watermelon was it necessary for me to pay sin sot even though it was returned? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app It's hardly worth getting a melon returned, unless it's one of a pear SC I bet on a horse called watermelon once, but it was pipped at the post. Sent from my GT-I9003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 My old uncle used to train horses. From memory most of the were chestnut. A water chestnut, on the other hand, is different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) My old uncle used to train horses. From memory most of the were chestnut. A water chestnut, on the other hand, is different. A watermelon isn't the same as a horse of any color and what has the age of your uncle got to do with anything! Are you trying to go off topic! Edited October 16, 2012 by Rajab Al Zarahni 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot1988 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 it gets repetitive after 1 or so. really this is a waste of bandwidth, but its alright, bandwidth are cheap now and we are no longer on wooden modems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) I have always been bad at maths,,there's a fancy word for that but I can't spell it. ,Sums have scared me more than chestnuts all my life, so I couldn't work out how many fish my bike would cost. (I hate fish and wish you'd all stop talking about them. Who started that ruibbish about fish. I hope the Mods get the barsteward and out him). Now I am afraid to eat watermelon in case it swam near the fish. So I was walking down the road yesterday, trying to work out some add-ups, take-aways and guzinters. I was getting dain bramage really fast, but I was totally stunned when I saw a shop with a sign that said "Chinese Takeaway"... 60 years I've been fighting with UK take-aways, and now I have to do them in Chinese????? This is why I want to move to Thailand,,,no more worries,,,I'm happy that my Isaan gf will take away from for me. My future MIL says she will be happy to help. She grows watermelons on her farm, but I think she's lying, bc she does not live near the sea. I am totally off topic.....have been for years, and prefer Bounty because they are not called Snickers. Now some one is talking about fat musicians. What has the width of the band got to do with the price of fish?Should I buy a horse instead of a bike, although it will cost a whale of a lot more?? I think I need cycle-logical help. Edited October 16, 2012 by Rob8891 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I like to eat passion fruit but my wife's breath stinks after she eats durian, I like them fried. Sent from my GT-I9003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davesnothere Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 So....if you judge a fish on it's abilty to climb trees will you forever think fish are stupid?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wRD4oyo7IVM#! fish are smart....they can climb trees. Now what about fish on bikes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I like to eat passion fruit but my wife's breath stinks after she eats durian, I like them fried. Sent from my GT-I9003 Wives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 It's Not Unreasonable To Look After The Thai In-Laws and buy them a nice fish for dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 It's Not Unreasonable To Look After The Thai In-Laws and buy them a nice fish for dinner? Oh My Cod! I have had enough of fish and do net want anyone to mention fish in my herring. I think I would skate away if anyone put a fish dish at my plaice at the table. I think I will go and sing a song "Salmon chanted evening......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) It's Not Unreasonable To Look After The Thai In-Laws and buy them a nice fish for dinner? Oh My Cod! I have had enough of fish and do net want anyone to mention fish in my herring. I think I would skate away if anyone put a fish dish at my plaice at the table. I think I will go and sing a song "Salmon chanted evening......." Would suggest you do the Conger Eel at a nice Plaice, have a Dab of something but please don't look a Pollock eh. Edited October 16, 2012 by transam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 It's Not Unreasonable To Look After The Thai In-Laws and buy them a nice fish for dinner? Oh My Cod! I have had enough of fish and do net want anyone to mention fish in my herring. I think I would skate away if anyone put a fish dish at my plaice at the table. I think I will go and sing a song "Salmon chanted evening......." Would suggest you do the Conger Eel at a nice Plaice, have a Dab of something but please don't look a Pollock eh. I am getting really crabbit with all the talk of fish. Clam up..... Hmmmm is this becoming a thread?? The mods will be rushing in to beat us up! I'd hake for that to happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 It's Not Unreasonable To Look After The Thai In-Laws and buy them a nice fish for dinner? Oh My Cod! I have had enough of fish and do net want anyone to mention fish in my herring. I think I would skate away if anyone put a fish dish at my plaice at the table. I think I will go and sing a song "Salmon chanted evening......." Would suggest you do the Conger Eel at a nice Plaice, have a Dab of something but please don't look a Pollock eh. I am getting really crabbit with all the talk of fish. Clam up..... Hmmmm is this becoming a thread?? The mods will be rushing in to beat us up! I'd hake for that to happen. Prefer crabs myself, thier smaller cousin can get ya itchin up a storm if ya go fishin in the wrong waters. Sent from my GT-I9003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Something fishy here....have some members been trawling the sewerage ponds....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I had a thought today......... I hope it does not happen too often, it could be habit-forming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Confucius say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Confucius say... Duh, I dunno. Sent from my GT-I9003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteeleJoe Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 It's Not Unreasonable To Look After The Thai In-Laws and buy them a nice fish for dinner? That reminds me, if I do buy my in laws some fish, will the horny tourists stop flirting with my girlfriend? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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