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You can pickle nearly anything, but they only call pickles, pickles.

but many members are pickled constantly....

I am sure some members are perpetually being pickled to the point of puking the pickling sauce.

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I like French. There is a different word for everything.

So what's the French word for masturbation? And more importantly, did you know masturbation can cause blindness?

Yes, it's Spankdemonkey. So l was told. giggle.gif ......................smile.png
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I like French. There is a different word for everything.

So what's the French word for masturbation? And more importantly, did you know masturbation can cause blindness?

My mother used to tell me it would cause hairy palms, ever heard of wolfism? I've never seen a hairy palm, I wonder what the fruit would be like?

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I like French. There is a different word for everything.

So what's the French word for masturbation? And more importantly, did you know masturbation can cause blindness?

french slang is "faire un pompier".

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I like French. There is a different word for everything.

So what's the French word for masturbation? And more importantly, did you know masturbation can cause blindness?

Yes, it's Spankdemonkey. So l was told. giggle.gif ......................smile.png

You don't spank monkeys, you hang them. Especially if they are french spies.

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I wonder if the forum software will let me delete 153 posts as being 'off topic' smile.png

How would you choose them? Presumably you'd want something that would delete any further posts added as well, when they were added.

"Your reply has been posted and deleted"

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I like French. There is a different word for everything.

So what's the French word for masturbation? And more importantly, did you know masturbation can cause blindness?

Yes, it's Spankdemonkey. So l was told. giggle.gif ......................smile.png

You don't spank monkeys, you hang them. Especially if they are french spies.

SC

OK, perhaps it was Handdeshandy. thumbsup.gif
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I like French. There is a different word for everything.

So what's the French word for masturbation? And more importantly, did you know masturbation can cause blindness?

Yes, it's Spankdemonkey. So l was told. giggle.gif ......................smile.png

You don't spank monkeys, you hang them. Especially if they are french spies.

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Vat ever youdo don't mention ze var!
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I wonder if the forum software will let me delete 153 posts as being 'off topic' smile.png

How would you choose them? Presumably you'd want something that would delete any further posts added as well, when they were added.

"Your reply has been posted and deleted"

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You would need to choose the off topic posts that are on topic in this off topic thread, once you find the on off topic posts you could then delete them, but since this is an off topic thread you would need to first find the off topic posts that were on topic before deleting the off topic posts that are not on topic in this off topic thread.

Anyone else dizzy?

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I wonder if the forum software will let me delete 153 posts as being 'off topic' smile.png

How would you choose them? Presumably you'd want something that would delete any further posts added as well, when they were added.

"Your reply has been posted and deleted"

SC

You would need to choose the off topic posts that are on topic in this off topic thread, once you find the on off topic posts you could then delete them, but since this is an off topic thread you would need to first find the off topic posts that were on topic before deleting the off topic posts that are not on topic in this off topic thread.

Anyone else dizzy?

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Clearly this is a very grey area.

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I wonder if the forum software will let me delete 153 posts as being 'off topic' smile.png

How would you choose them? Presumably you'd want something that would delete any further posts added as well, when they were added.

"Your reply has been posted and deleted"

SC

You would need to choose the off topic posts that are on topic in this off topic thread, once you find the on off topic posts you could then delete them, but since this is an off topic thread you would need to first find the off topic posts that were on topic before deleting the off topic posts that are not on topic in this off topic thread.

Anyone else dizzy?

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Clearly this is a very grey area.

I have a grey area in my beard. That's why you shouldn't swim after eating.

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What usually happens is that a thread will go wildly off topic, then become a heated argument about bar girls and buying houses in the wife's name.

Generally someone will come in a couple of days later having only read the first few posts, and the thread will return to it's original train of thought. wai2.gif

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What usually happens is that a thread will go wildly off topic, then become a heated argument about bar girls and buying houses in the wife's name.

Generally someone will come in a couple of days later having only read the first few posts, and the thread will return to it's original train of thought. wai2.gif

Whats that got to do with fish or beards or sexy young women wearing skimpy shorts riding bicycles past the fish market.

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What usually happens is that a thread will go wildly off topic, then become a heated argument about bar girls and buying houses in the wife's name.

Generally someone will come in a couple of days later having only read the first few posts, and the thread will return to it's original train of thought. wai2.gif

Whats that got to do with fish or beards or sexy young women wearing skimpy shorts riding bicycles past the fish market.

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I thought they promised to behead anyone who went off topic?

Or was it fillet them?....can't remember sorry....

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What usually happens is that a thread will go wildly off topic, then become a heated argument about bar girls and buying houses in the wife's name.

Generally someone will come in a couple of days later having only read the first few posts, and the thread will return to it's original train of thought. wai2.gif

Whats that got to do with fish or beards or sexy young women wearing skimpy shorts riding bicycles past the fish market.

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I thought they promised to behead anyone who went off topic?

Or was it fillet them?....can't remember sorry....

Who remembers the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, she had a thing for heads, not fish heads but.

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What usually happens is that a thread will go wildly off topic, then become a heated argument about bar girls and buying houses in the wife's name.

Generally someone will come in a couple of days later having only read the first few posts, and the thread will return to it's original train of thought. wai2.gif

Whats that got to do with fish or beards or sexy young women wearing skimpy shorts riding bicycles past the fish market.

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I thought they promised to behead anyone who went off topic?

Or was it fillet them?....can't remember sorry....

Who remembers the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, she had a thing for heads, not fish heads but.

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I was riding my bike in Adelaide down Bradman Drive from the airport towards the city and the Queen drove past on her way out Adelaide after completing a visit, it was around 730 pm and I was the only person on the road as her entourage drove past, she noticed me and she smiled and then waved..I waved back of course but it occurred to me that when I was a child they would of been thousands of people lining the street to wish her farewell ... now there was nobody and I thought it was sad.

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I was riding my bike in Adelaide down Bradman Drive from the airport towards the city and the Queen drove past on her way out Adelaide after completing a visit, it was around 730 pm and I was the only person on the road as her entourage drove past, she noticed me and she smiled and then waved..I waved back of course but it occurred to me that when I was a child they would of been thousands of people lining the street to wish her farewell ... now there was nobody and I thought it was sad.

Well you did say it was Adelaide.....

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