Coffee Enema ~ Best Starbucks Blend

[JimmyTheMook]

I asked in my local Starbucks but they were not sure , so can anyone recommend the best blend to use for a coffee enema (asking for someone else of course and I only drink coffee the normal way).

Thanks in advance.

[Semper]

Not sure about the blend, but a bum gun with high water pressure should do the trick.

[JAS21]

I think that you use a special detox coffee ... available from a pharmacy ... definately not from a coffe shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course he could always use boiled water, but best to let it cool to body temperature first though or it could be a little unpleasent.

[Humbugged]

Expresso does it best.

I prefer carrot juice.

Unjuiced.

[aussiebebe]

You have to wonder what kind of person risks a friendship instead of consulting Dr Google in this day and age, really. Mind you, if they're willing to risk anal perforation then it's par for the course. Wouldn't that be sick if Starbucks started selling special Enema-blend coffee?

[JimmyTheMook]

Wouldn't that be sick if Starbucks started selling special Enema-blend coffee?

I think they do in certain market demographics, just could not get a straight answer when I asked locally.

[richardjm65]

I've never been a great fan of coffee. Is it possible that an Earl Grey tea enema might do the trick?

I've always liked Earl Grey.

[lizardtongue]

Get your friend to try some pigeons milk it can be brought at any Pharmacy

[NeverSure]

I like mine with cream and sugar.

[MrRealDeal]

Geee you asked for a coffee enema at starbucks and couldnt get a straight answer ....... what a shocker

[endure]

If he buys a coffee grinder, a bucket and a stirrup pump he can experiment with his own blends.

[Humbugged]

You have to wonder what kind of person risks a friendship instead of consulting Dr Google in this day and age, really. Mind you, if they're willing to risk anal perforation then it's par for the course. Wouldn't that be sick if Starbucks started selling special Enema-blend coffee?

Depends if before or after use.

[Ulysses G.]

Forget Starbucks. The cheapest swill possible is all that is necessary.

[Payboy]

Guess, OPs friend is in favour of fair trade.

[supaprik]

I like mine with cream and sugar.

Your coffee or enema?

[steve down under]

The one and only time i had a "Coffee" ??? from Starbucks it tasted like it had already been drizzled out of someones Bum anyway !

[uptheos]

If he buys a coffee grinder, a bucket and a stirrup pump he can experiment with his own blends.

I'm imagining the scene

[tim armstrong]

I once and only once had a colonic irrigation done by an alternative health hippy lady in the hills of Byron Bay, Australia. It was all very clean and organised. But what threw me was her evangelical excitement about what was coming out of my arse. With a wild frenzied look in her eyes she told me how good it was, and that I should come again,- often. She sure scared the -- out of me! I never did go again.

[NanLaew]

Wouldn't that be sick if Starbucks started selling special Enema-blend coffee?

I think they do in certain market demographics, just could not get a straight answer when I asked locally.

So you just walked into Starbucks in Royal Garden and asked the barrista de jour 'What blend do you recommend for sticking up my arse?'

I see.

[Humbugged]

The froth sticks to my curly bits.

[phuturatica]

Who the hell goes into a coffee shop and asks which coffee blend gives the best enema? SERIOUSLY? What the hell is wrong with you?!

[HeijoshinCool]

Well, gee, if the pros at Starbucks weren't sure, what makes you think the bunch of schmucks here would know?

[Humbugged]

Never seen pros and starbucks.

But the usual course is to ask an expert.

[Songhua]

Reverse up to the frothing tap on the machine. But don't do it while other customers are at the counter waiting for their cappucino.

[RabC]

Reverse up to the frothing tap on the machine. But don't do it while other customers are at the counter waiting for their cappucino.

That would certainly cause the piles to retreat, maybe a tad warm?

[Rob8891]

I've never been a great fan of coffee. Is it possible that an Earl Grey tea enema might do the trick?

I've always liked Earl Grey.

Yes, but the leaves tickled....

[Rob8891]

Wouldn't that be sick if Starbucks started selling special Enema-blend coffee?

I think they do in certain market demographics, just could not get a straight answer when I asked locally.

So you just walked into Starbucks in Royal Garden and asked the barrista de jour 'What blend do you recommend for sticking up my arse?'

I see.

Two pieces of advice...

1. Ask for fine-ground beans

2. Make sure they take them out of the packet first.

...Eeeewwwww.... This coffee tastes like...........

[krisb]

God sakes, are you serious?

Try Enema Forum.com

[Songhua]

I like mine with cream and sugar.

Be sure to use granulated sugar. Not the cubes.

[jcw]

Try Goat Coffee.