advancebooking Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 It freaked me out when I first experienced this at RCA nightclub. I found it hard to urinate- but then again I do have a prostate the size of a cricket ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post samran Posted December 4, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2012 Turn around 180 degrees mid stream and carry on I say. Gives a new meaning to the term 'piss off'.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewsterbudgen Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 A relaxing toilet massage is one of the perks of living here! What's not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotsak Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 ... As trembly said say mai ow and they usually don't bother , but if not just don't tip or wash your hands they won't bother you again. ... Yeah... don't wash your piss-spattered hands and dive right back into the bar mix. Lovely! You've got to do something to improve the taste of Thai beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacificperson Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 A long time ago, I was in a basement bathroom of a Hong Kong skyscraper. The attendant give the impression of having mild Down's syndrome. After I finished and started to wash, he walked over with soapy hands and washed my hands with his. It caught me completely by surprise. It was totally strange and I am happy that I haven't run into this one a second time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 A long time ago, I was in a basement bathroom of a Hong Kong skyscraper. The attendant give the impression of having mild Down's syndrome. After I finished and started to wash, he walked over with soapy hands and washed my hands with his. It caught me completely by surprise. It was totally strange and I am happy that I haven't run into this one a second time. Hope that was really soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I raise my hand and wave them off whenever I sense them coming close to me. Countless times I've been in clubs that do this in Chiang Mai and I'm a shy pee-er. I'll usually just do what you do but after going through a large portion of my Johny Walker for the evening it's not so bad and a bit relaxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payak Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 i urinate in the shitter now, with the door well shut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elektrified Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I haven't seen this in Chiang Mai but obviously Tywais has. However I have seen it in Bangkok a number of times and I really don't like it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payak Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 if it keeps up im going threw the bathroom like a tornado next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cdnvic Posted December 4, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2012 I haven't seen this in Chiang Mai but obviously Tywais has. However I have seen it in Bangkok a number of times and I really don't like it either. Not uncommon in the clubs near the University areas. Can't recall seeing it elsewhere though. It's nothing to get all worked up about. All I've ever had to do is is say no thank you/mai ow krap, and they leave me alone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falangjim Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I remember my first massage in a bathroom as I stood to take a leak. Very odd at first. But I have to admit, after I zipped up and was sorted, he cracked the vertebrae along my spine and a quick jerk of neck like it'd never been done before. Very relaxing. I just wish the venue had been different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I remember my first massage in a bathroom as I stood to take a leak. Very odd at first. But I have to admit, after I zipped up and was sorted, he cracked the vertebrae along my spine and a quick jerk of neck like it'd never been done before. Very relaxing. I just wish the venue had been different. Very compelling but still gay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I remember my first massage in a bathroom as I stood to take a leak. Very odd at first. But I have to admit, after I zipped up and was sorted, he cracked the vertebrae along my spine and a quick jerk of neck like it'd never been done before. Very relaxing. I just wish the venue had been different. Very compelling but still gay As pointed out earlier, the homophobes do have the option of using the cubicles for a piss if they are incapable of politely declining a massage at the urinals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JemJem Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) OK sound like i have to rethink about my words So why you guys worry so much? They only gonna grab your shoulders..you guys talk like they gonna give you happy ending pee pee I often go to one suburban Thai place that do this..if you let them massage once and dont tip they get the message not to do again. I went back to that place after some time and did notice they put up a english sign "mini massage and relax-20baht"..cheeky bugger Many falang here to miserable to even tip 20 baht to the real thai masseuse who labour over their fat smelly butt for 2 hours, so these guys soon know not to expect much I say Relax maybe even then you will find you wanna pee longer so to get a longer massage some of us here dont like to be groped by a man, and more so ripped off, if you dont mind it go right ahead with your man massages, maybe you will get extra. I am bisexual and I don't want to be groped by a man or a woman or a transgendered person while taking a piss at a bar Edited December 5, 2012 by JemJem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve down under Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Just looked at the video and while it all looks pretty innocuous and may even be theraputic have gotta say I wouldnt wnat to make my living working in a mens Dunny all day or night for less than AU$0.65 a time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Maybe the guys who are getting upset about this are a little scared they might like it or they think other people may see it and think of them as being gay?It is a public service in a nightclub and has absolutely nothing to do with being gay! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 As the title suggests, what is with the 4 to 5 guys in every nightclub toilet that try to massage you mid leak. I nearly pissed on myself the first time, seriously. serves no purpose whatsoever. You grow to enjoy it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I am bisexual and I don't want to be groped by a man or a woman or a transgendered person while taking a piss at a bar If you are pissing at the bar, you should be groped by security and turfed out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payak Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 OK sound like i have to rethink about my words So why you guys worry so much? They only gonna grab your shoulders..you guys talk like they gonna give you happy ending pee pee I often go to one suburban Thai place that do this..if you let them massage once and dont tip they get the message not to do again. I went back to that place after some time and did notice they put up a english sign "mini massage and relax-20baht"..cheeky bugger Many falang here to miserable to even tip 20 baht to the real thai masseuse who labour over their fat smelly butt for 2 hours, so these guys soon know not to expect much I say Relax maybe even then you will find you wanna pee longer so to get a longer massage some of us here dont like to be groped by a man, and more so ripped off, if you dont mind it go right ahead with your man massages, maybe you will get extra. I am bisexual and I don't want to be groped by a man or a woman or a transgendered person while taking a piss at a bar if it was a woman i would not mind, she could even hold it for me and i will massage her for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 First times it also make difficult for me to pee, but now I am use to it and enjoy. The only issue is peeing 10 times so you end handling 200 bahts in tips lol So does the beer cost you more going in or coming out? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) if it was a woman i would not mind, she could even hold it for me and i will massage her for free. So you're homophobic? Edited December 5, 2012 by TommoPhysicist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny1967 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Happened to me a few weeks ago at The Holland Beerhouse.Standing there,relieving myself when these two muppets start massaging me neck and shoulders.Didn't know what to make of it all.Finished up and went to wash my hands,got offered a hot towel,and when I was drying my hands this big bloke comes up behind me,picks me up by putting his arms under mine so my arms are now above my head.He then shakes and twists me in every bloody direction before putting me back down.Was telling the idiot to stop but I reckon he hadn't got a clue what I was saying.My neck was in a right mess for about a week after that.I want to go back there cause it's a great spot but the thoughts of having to go into the toilets is putting me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancelot Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I politely stop them before they start and that seems to work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JemJem Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I am bisexual and I don't want to be groped by a man or a woman or a transgendered person while taking a piss at a bar If you are pissing at the bar, you should be groped by security and turfed out. Just a minor slip from me and I get punished with such a comment....nice catch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Happened to me a few weeks ago at The Holland Beerhouse.Standing there,relieving myself when these two muppets start massaging me neck and shoulders.Didn't know what to make of it all.Finished up and went to wash my hands,got offered a hot towel,and when I was drying my hands this big bloke comes up behind me,picks me up by putting his arms under mine so my arms are now above my head.He then shakes and twists me in every bloody direction before putting me back down.Was telling the idiot to stop but I reckon he hadn't got a clue what I was saying.My neck was in a right mess for about a week after that.I want to go back there cause it's a great spot but the thoughts of having to go into the toilets is putting me off. You sure you were in the male toilets ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 serves no purpose whatsoever. Of course it serves a purpose, they want a tip, what kind of tip depends on you, monetary or otherwise I know that, but a 20 second massage serves no purpose, no tips from i'm afraid, only try to touch me once. Sounds like half a job .,.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattjenson Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 yep, very strange but see many people falling for it and handing over a 100b or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherstuff1957 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The first time it happened to me it was quite a shock! I was visiting Thailand for the first time & spoke no Thai at all. I did have one of those tourist phrase books, but, for some reason, it didn't include the phrase: "Fxxx off dude, you're not my type". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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