lucjoker Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 If someone grabs me in the neck while i'm pissing....i just turn arround . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 serves no purpose whatsoever. Of course it serves a purpose, they want a tip, what kind of tip depends on you, monetary or otherwise Any male who massages or wants to massage another male, apart from sporting injuries and similar, must have Homosexual tendencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 If someone grabs me in the neck while i'm pissing....i just turn arround . I'm sure you do...and piss on the guy beside you also huh ? Just enjoy it, its a service....something you don't get much of in the west anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 (edited) serves no purpose whatsoever. Of course it serves a purpose, they want a tip, what kind of tip depends on you, monetary or otherwise Any male who massages or wants to massage another male, apart from sporting injuries and similar, must have Homosexual tendencies. How do you know the sports injury massage guys are not doing it as a way in ? Have you ever had a sports massage Possum ? Or do you prefer 'cupcake' ? Edited December 9, 2012 by Humbugged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 serves no purpose whatsoever. Of course it serves a purpose, they want a tip, what kind of tip depends on you, monetary or otherwise Any male who massages or wants to massage another male, apart from sporting injuries and similar, must have Homosexual tendencies. How do you know the sports injury massage guys are not doing it as a way in ? Have you ever had a sports massage Possum ? Or do you prefer 'cupcake' ? No, I would never let a man touch me. What's cupcake? My answer to your first question. I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 (edited) No, I would never let a man touch me. What's cupcake? My answer to your first question. I don't. Do you shake hands...or just wave people by ? Cupcake is an affectionate term, same same possum. Did you know 'possum' was an affectionate term in Australia ? Edited December 9, 2012 by Humbugged 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 I have to say i like them! They have this technique where they twist your head and your neck/shoulder bones crack in a very satisfying way- i havent found a massage lady in any massage shop who is able to do the same yet somehow every one of these toilet neck massage guys can do it. Why would a guy like you want to visit a massage lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 No, I would never let a man touch me. What's cupcake? My answer to your first question. I don't. Do you shake hands...or just wave people by ? Cupcake is an affectionate term, same same possum. Did you know 'possum' was an affectionate term in Australia ? I have never been in a nightclub toilet. I use the name Possum as it is the nickname of my idol, the American country singer George Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 I remember my first massage in a bathroom as I stood to take a leak. Very odd at first. But I have to admit, after I zipped up and was sorted, he cracked the vertebrae along my spine and a quick jerk of neck like it'd never been done before. Very relaxing. I just wish the venue had been different. Very compelling but still gay As pointed out earlier, the homophobes do have the option of using the cubicles for a piss if they are incapable of politely declining a massage at the urinals. Your'e using the wrong word Dancelot. FalandJim, your'e using the right word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Mosy of you lot really are newbies or yobbos, it used to be everywhere in Thailand. They are not there to grab you by the tackle, not on the menu. The routine should be a shoulder massage at the urinal, sometimes with a battery vibrator, this followed by a neck adjustment that is usually quite proficient, then flush the urinbal for you and turn on the tap at the sink, after washing your hands you receive a hot towel and finally a range of aftershaves are provided if you so choose, tip as you wish. It is called service, something that disappeared in the West yonks ago. Enjoy a small indulgence in how the other half lives, give a tip to someone that works for a living in a country where there is no welfare. Jeeze, you lot will whinge about bloody anything. It's in most cheap nightclubs in the UK as well where they are usually earning another way at the same time. It's not service, it's harrassment for money. You think how much those guys make (ok they must give a percentage to the club or maybe on a wage ) and then compare it to someone who does a 12 hour shift. If someone grabbed you in the street and expected money for it you would tell them to get lost. If anyone ever grabbed me in the street who was unknown to me, I would deck them and then make sure they stayed down. This would not apply in Thailand as I don't fancy taking on six cowardly Thais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoli Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 this is the weirdest thing i have ever seen. This is the weirdest thing I have ever heard of. No thanks! No massage.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeke123 Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Macksview, are you thinking of Coliseum, between Asoke and Thong Lor on the even number side? That was a great place. Too bad it got taken down about 6 years ago to build a condo. Out of curiosity, what do the Thais do? I've never really noticed if they drop a 20 bahter in the tray or not. Of course, not all do, but do most? You can always head to the stall to avoid them as well, especially if you keep heading back to the urinal in one night. They don't seem to follow you into the stall, but if they do, watch out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Mosy of you lot really are newbies or yobbos, it used to be everywhere in Thailand. They are not there to grab you by the tackle, not on the menu. The routine should be a shoulder massage at the urinal, sometimes with a battery vibrator, this followed by a neck adjustment that is usually quite proficient, then flush the urinbal for you and turn on the tap at the sink, after washing your hands you receive a hot towel and finally a range of aftershaves are provided if you so choose, tip as you wish. It is called service, something that disappeared in the West yonks ago. Enjoy a small indulgence in how the other half lives, give a tip to someone that works for a living in a country where there is no welfare. Jeeze, you lot will whinge about bloody anything. What next, a foot rub while I'm taking a bog? my woman does this for me, that is once she has finished had washing my shorts. i thought it was normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Macksview, are you thinking of Coliseum, between Asoke and Thong Lor on the even number side? That was a great place. Too bad it got taken down about 6 years ago to build a condo. Out of curiosity, what do the Thais do? I've never really noticed if they drop a 20 bahter in the tray or not. Of course, not all do, but do most? You can always head to the stall to avoid them as well, especially if you keep heading back to the urinal in one night. They don't seem to follow you into the stall, but if they do, watch out! hit the stall too often without tipping and the local constabulary might shake you down for coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 No, I would never let a man touch me. What's cupcake? My answer to your first question. I don't. Do you shake hands...or just wave people by ? Cupcake is an affectionate term, same same possum. Did you know 'possum' was an affectionate term in Australia ? I have never been in a nightclub toilet. I use the name Possum as it is the nickname of my idol, the American country singer George Jones. then how can you be sure the massage is homosexshul practice? do you think your homophobia is institutionalized or internalized, im betting on the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangme Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Always enjoyed taking newbies to a nightclub, not warning them, and then getting a good laugh when came back from the bathroom all freaked out. Hilarious. Sent from my PC36100 using Thaivisa Connect App Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Bathrooms in nightclubs ??? Don't you mean TOILETS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangme Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Bathrooms in nightclubs ??? Don't you mean TOILETS ! Cultural difference on what we call them. Same, same. In Thai they are 'room water'. Readers understand what's being discussed. Sent from my PC36100 using Thaivisa Connect App Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewsterbudgen Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Mosy of you lot really are newbies or yobbos, it used to be everywhere in Thailand. They are not there to grab you by the tackle, not on the menu. The routine should be a shoulder massage at the urinal, sometimes with a battery vibrator, this followed by a neck adjustment that is usually quite proficient, then flush the urinbal for you and turn on the tap at the sink, after washing your hands you receive a hot towel and finally a range of aftershaves are provided if you so choose, tip as you wish. It is called service, something that disappeared in the West yonks ago. Enjoy a small indulgence in how the other half lives, give a tip to someone that works for a living in a country where there is no welfare. Jeeze, you lot will whinge about bloody anything. It's in most cheap nightclubs in the UK as well where they are usually earning another way at the same time. It's not service, it's harrassment for money. You think how much those guys make (ok they must give a percentage to the club or maybe on a wage ) and then compare it to someone who does a 12 hour shift. If someone grabbed you in the street and expected money for it you would tell them to get lost. If anyone ever grabbed me in the street who was unknown to me, I would deck them and then make sure they stayed down. This would not apply in Thailand as I don't fancy taking on six cowardly Thais. Have you considered anger management classes? they might help you get over your problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Mosy of you lot really are newbies or yobbos, it used to be everywhere in Thailand. They are not there to grab you by the tackle, not on the menu. The routine should be a shoulder massage at the urinal, sometimes with a battery vibrator, this followed by a neck adjustment that is usually quite proficient, then flush the urinbal for you and turn on the tap at the sink, after washing your hands you receive a hot towel and finally a range of aftershaves are provided if you so choose, tip as you wish. It is called service, something that disappeared in the West yonks ago. Enjoy a small indulgence in how the other half lives, give a tip to someone that works for a living in a country where there is no welfare. Jeeze, you lot will whinge about bloody anything. It's in most cheap nightclubs in the UK as well where they are usually earning another way at the same time. It's not service, it's harrassment for money. You think how much those guys make (ok they must give a percentage to the club or maybe on a wage ) and then compare it to someone who does a 12 hour shift. If someone grabbed you in the street and expected money for it you would tell them to get lost. If anyone ever grabbed me in the street who was unknown to me, I would deck them and then make sure they stayed down. This would not apply in Thailand as I don't fancy taking on six cowardly Thais. Have you considered anger management classes? they might help you get over your problem. I don't need anger management classes, and I don't have a problem. I just state things as they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Tell me possum, how would you make sure they stayed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewsterbudgen Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I don't need anger management classes, and I don't have a problem. I just state things as they are. I beg to differ, going by your posts. Either way, you don't seem very suited to Thailand, and you should be careful you don't end up like poor Mr Malloy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I don't need anger management classes, and I don't have a problem. I just state things as they are. I beg to differ, going by your posts. Either way, you don't seem very suited to Thailand, and you should be careful you don't end up like poor Mr Malloy. I have always said Thailand is a safe country to live in, I have been provoked about twice in 7 years here, and just walked away, you will be 99.9% safe if, like me you do just that. I was a completely different person back in Scotland though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Mosy of you lot really are newbies or yobbos, it used to be everywhere in Thailand. They are not there to grab you by the tackle, not on the menu. The routine should be a shoulder massage at the urinal, sometimes with a battery vibrator, this followed by a neck adjustment that is usually quite proficient, then flush the urinbal for you and turn on the tap at the sink, after washing your hands you receive a hot towel and finally a range of aftershaves are provided if you so choose, tip as you wish. It is called service, something that disappeared in the West yonks ago. Enjoy a small indulgence in how the other half lives, give a tip to someone that works for a living in a country where there is no welfare. Jeeze, you lot will whinge about bloody anything. It's in most cheap nightclubs in the UK as well where they are usually earning another way at the same time. It's not service, it's harrassment for money. You think how much those guys make (ok they must give a percentage to the club or maybe on a wage ) and then compare it to someone who does a 12 hour shift. If someone grabbed you in the street and expected money for it you would tell them to get lost. If anyone ever grabbed me in the street who was unknown to me, I would deck them and then make sure they stayed down. This would not apply in Thailand as I don't fancy taking on six cowardly Thais. Have you considered anger management classes? they might help you get over your problem. Every man that has grabbed me in the street I've hit with a solid right hook, and after he went down, I followed that up with a kick to the crotch. i don't have an anger management problem. I just don't want my privacy invaded. I'd feel the same if I was a man at a urinal. I'd tell them to <deleted> off. I don't care what country I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Every man that has grabbed me in the street I've hit with a solid right hook, and after he went down, I followed that up with a kick to the crotch. i don't have an anger management problem. I just don't want my privacy invaded. I'd feel the same if I was a man at a urinal. I'd tell them to <deleted> off. I don't care what country I'm in. Too many tough brutes one here....but, you did say 'if' I was a man.....so presume you is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Every man that has grabbed me in the street I've hit with a solid right hook, and after he went down, I followed that up with a kick to the crotch. i don't have an anger management problem. I just don't want my privacy invaded. I'd feel the same if I was a man at a urinal. I'd tell them to <deleted> off. I don't care what country I'm in. Too many tough brutes one here....but, you did say 'if' I was a man.....so presume you is not. No, I am red headed, Canadian female of Scottish descent. My father taught me how to defend myself when I was very young. I would not want to be punched by me, and neither has anyone else that has invaded my privacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travel2003 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 All you have to do is turn round and ask 'you boom boom long time?' while you whiz all over his shoe. Must be one of the funniest remarks I read this year. Short, strait to the point, and with a punch. Thank you, I needed that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Every man that has grabbed me in the street I've hit with a solid right hook, and after he went down, I followed that up with a kick to the crotch. i don't have an anger management problem. I just don't want my privacy invaded. I'd feel the same if I was a man at a urinal. I'd tell them to <deleted> off. I don't care what country I'm in. Too many tough brutes one here....but, you did say 'if' I was a man.....so presume you is not. No, I am red headed, Canadian female of Scottish descent. My father taught me how to defend myself when I was very young. I would not want to be punched by me, and neither has anyone else that has invaded my privacy. Nice. How far does that privacy bubble extend...just in case like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Every man that has grabbed me in the street I've hit with a solid right hook, and after he went down, I followed that up with a kick to the crotch. i don't have an anger management problem. I just don't want my privacy invaded. I'd feel the same if I was a man at a urinal. I'd tell them to <deleted> off. I don't care what country I'm in. Too many tough brutes one here....but, you did say 'if' I was a man.....so presume you is not. No, I am red headed, Canadian female of Scottish descent. My father taught me how to defend myself when I was very young. I would not want to be punched by me, and neither has anyone else that has invaded my privacy. Nice. How far does that privacy bubble extend...just in case like. If you need to be told, you are too close. Eye contact is the secret. If you can't read someone's eyes you better stay clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payak Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 I am certainly not homophobic, this is a stupid statement that has nothing at all to do with this thread. If i'm on the toilet, doing my thing, and someone comes over and begins touching me, and thats exactly what they do, it's rude. you never touch anyone anywhere uninvited ever. even my khatoey friends would agree with that, and just because i don't like a man touching me does not make me homophobic either, no connection whatsoever unless you need something to fuel an argument against me because you have no ammo. I really do have gay friends, parinya the khatoey boxer is a good friend of mine, but they know not to touch me, no need to hold hands together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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