Is Any Of You Blokes Got A Posh Bird?

[crazykopite]

My misses bought me an " African Grey " many years ago she was and still is a great talker and never asks for money when someone stays to long she will tell them "Time to Go " shouts to the wife " Liz cup of tea please " and at this time of years she will sing " Wish you a Merry Christmas " if she sees a nice chick she has been heard to say " Get your tits out for the lads ". Now that is what I call a posh bird !!!!!!!!

[Honkie]

I feel like we're in reruns.

He's the guy who changed from his Japanes GF to a China girl, then suddenly got involved with a ladyboy... and now looking for a Thai posh...

Am taking bets what his next post will be about....

- Isaan farm girl...

- Philippino cleaner in Pattaya...

- Russian Nana hooker bargirl

Cash only bets, no checks, no credit cards (you guys are not trustworthy when it comes to money )

I feel like we're in reruns.

He's the guy who changed from his Japanes GF to a China girl, then suddenly got involved with a ladyboy... and now looking for a Thai posh...

Am taking bets what his next post will be about....

- Isaan farm girl...

- Philippino cleaner in Pattaya...

- Russian Nana hooker bargirl

Cash only bets, no checks, no credit cards (you guys are not trustworthy when it comes to money )

Whats the odds, Mate ?

[arthurwait]

SIgh.

OP doesn't go south of the river.

[a99az]

What a wonderfully colorful use of the English language. I can't imagine how you would recognize class if it sat on your face.

[barefoot1988]

not sure what bird you guys are on. the only bird i have is the 8" anaconda hybrid. certainly not most upper class but terrifying enough

[besth]

I feel like we're in reruns.

He's the guy who changed from his Japanes GF to a China girl, then suddenly got involved with a ladyboy... and now looking for a Thai posh...

Am taking bets what his next post will be about....

- Isaan farm girl...

- Philippino cleaner in Pattaya...

- Russian Nana hooker bargirl

Cash only bets, no checks, no credit cards (you guys are not trustworthy when it comes to money )

And he is not banned yet (that may be a comment on moderation )

I still would go for a Mongolian daughter of a horse trader for his next trolling if he is still around.

I'd say this is the poorest of the efforts so far.

[payak]

i swear to god my wifes cousins restaurant had a bird that says banart banaaaaaart, that means up country in isaan.

that is not a posh bird, that bird died last week, broke my dam_n heart.

[Payboy]

I'm sure Beckham's a member here.

[transam]

Whats up, Whats up, .

OP, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, try to get out and meet humans.

[payak]

Whats up, Whats up, .

fully sick, rok da house bitchaz

[Scully]

Mine gets out of the shower for a slash, now that's posh.

[transam]

Mine gets out of the shower for a slash, now that's posh.

THATS POSH. Wow.

But she does only when your watching eh.

[Neeranam]

A good friend of mine's first wife in the UK was an aristocrat. She had 'The Honorable' before her name.

His second wife was a cleaner in the Shangri La Hotel.

[transam]

A good friend of mine's first wife in the UK was an aristocrat. She had 'The Honorable' before her name.

His second wife was a cleaner in the Shangri La Hotel.

He was gay then ?

[Neeranam]

A good friend of mine's first wife in the UK was an aristocrat. She had 'The Honorable' before her name.

His second wife was a cleaner in the Shangri La Hotel.

He was gay then ?

No.

From Wiki:-

In the United Kingdom, all sons and daughters of viscounts and barons (including the holders of life peerages, but not judicial "Lords" who are not peers) and the younger sons of earls are styled with this prefix. (The daughters and younger sons of dukes and marquesses and the daughters of earls have the higher style of Lord or Lady before their first names, and the eldest sons of dukes, marquesses and earls are known by one of their father's or mother's subsidiary titles). The style is only a courtesy, however, and on legal documents they may be described as, for instance, John Smith, Esq., commonly called The Honourable John Smith. As the wives of sons of peers share the styles of their husbands, the wives of the sons of viscounts and barons and the younger sons of earls are styled, for example, The Hon. Mrs John Smith.

[transam]

A good friend of mine's first wife in the UK was an aristocrat. She had 'The Honorable' before her name.

His second wife was a cleaner in the Shangri La Hotel.

He was gay then ?

No.

OK, nuts then.

[jbrain]

Seems they have internet connection under the bridge these days ?

[Rob8891]

Don't all of us ex-SEAL millionaires have supermodels hanging off our bulging sunbronzed biceps?

5555

So that was you in the Bentley the other day Rob? That was me who overtook you in the Ferrari with the pale looking passenger and my inflated ego sticking out the sunroof.

Dunno mate.... couldn't see for the Raybans perched on the end of my stuck-up nose.

[arthurwait]

Yes.

[Rob8891]

Seems they have internet connection under the bridge these days ?

I blame it on TOT....Trolls On T'Internet.....

[MAJIC]

People are only supposed to talk like that, not write like that!

Let's hope he doesn't get a job teaching "Pigeon EnglishTrolling for Beginners"

[Rob8891]

I feel like we're in reruns.

We're certainly witnessing a bad attack of the runs..................

[MAJIC]

A good friend of mine's first wife in the UK was an aristocrat. She had 'The Honorable' before her name.

His second wife was a cleaner in the Shangri La Hotel.

He was gay then ?

No.

From Wiki:-

In the United Kingdom, all sons and daughters of viscounts and barons (including the holders of life peerages, but not judicial "Lords" who are not peers) and the younger sons of earls are styled with this prefix. (The daughters and younger sons of dukes and marquesses and the daughters of earls have the higher style of Lord or Lady before their first names, and the eldest sons of dukes, marquesses and earls are known by one of their father's or mother's subsidiary titles). The style is only a courtesy, however, and on legal documents they may be described as, for instance, John Smith, Esq., commonly called The Honourable John Smith. As the wives of sons of peers share the styles of their husbands, the wives of the sons of viscounts and barons and the younger sons of earls are styled, for example, The Hon. Mrs John Smith.

Thankfully, someone can simplify the Aristocracy! But... where do Knights fit into this?

[Rob8891]

Poor Majic is in a daze over the knights....and I will refrain from suggesting that knights fit into any of the in-bred aristocracy (of any persuasion) who may be so disposed.

[Chittychangchang]

Wildly off topic - deleted post

[cuddleypete]

mine is posh

[phutoie2]

Mods all these post are going off topic, the op has a legit question,

I have a question for OP can you define what you mean by posh?

Every old Brit ex -pat knows the answer to that - Port out,Starboard home.

[Payboy]

Mine gets out of the shower for a slash, now that's posh.

You gotta start worrying if she does it standing.

[tingtongtourist]

Posh Smosh

I did have one once,cost me a fortune she did

[ignis]

Posh Birds with 'obnoxious pterodactyl-like screams'