The Absent-Minded Preacher

[warfie]

I was talking to my preacher and noticed he had cut himself shaving, so I asked him about it.

He said he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving, and had nicked his chin.

I thought about that during the service.

After he was done, I stood in line to greet him after the service.

I told him that I thought about what he had said.

"And...?" he replied.

I told him next time, he should concentrate on what he was doing, and cut his sermon instead.

[eefoo]

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