Thai Police Issues Gun To Labrador

[jamhar]

Ooooh alright...I know everyone's thinking it so I'll be the first to say it...I feel safer that the dog has the gun than the police man. Badumpump.

Nice touch on the drumroll.

PS

OK if i use that going forward?

[Robby nz]

Cant see why you lot are slinging off, after all the have Chalerm's son to teach it how to use it.

[jbrain]

Why isn't this in the Jokes - puzzles and riddles - make my day! forum ?

And particular in the worst joke ever thread.

Edited February 21, 2013 by jbrain

[harrry]

Dogone....I hope he reacts well in a cat..atrophic situation.

[Thai at Heart]

Thailand screams every time someone poiints out the obvious about Thailand, claiming they are damaging Thailand's reputation.

Do these people have a brain the size of peas, to come up with this idea.

[harrry]

Actually this is from the necktag of a policeman providing security at some comference etc. Police dags are often trained to deliver items aqnd it is possible this dog was available to deliver a gun if neeed.

A few days ago I wish i camera ready when I passed the big drug checkpoint on the way from MaeSai preced with a beautiful dog proudly carrying a cane basket covered with a cloth which was possibly containing the cops' lunches.

Edited February 21, 2013 by harrry

[ChrisY1]

Guaranteed to take a bite out of crime

On a more serious note, this cannot end well in practice.

What possible use is this?

If i was being attacked by the dog,

I'd let the dog bite my arm, the I'd grab the gun.

I'll need stiches from the dog bite, but i now have a 9mm.

as a previous poster said, I dont know if i should laugh, cry, or whatever

My thought's exactly.. but whats more worrying is they actually think this is good PR !!

Most of the population will think it's a good idea!....it must have been Chalerms idea.....

Youtube needs this!!....Won't be too long!

[MobileContent]

Hopefully he is not going to be based in the South were insurgents/terrorists like to kill dogs.

Absolute rubbish idea by the BIB

[terryp]

This totally shows how ridicules and idiotic this Country has become ...

[Moruya]

and when a young child takes the gun out and shoots somebody?...........

[jamhar]

Hopefully he is not going to be based in the South were insurgents/terrorists like to kill dogs.

Absolute rubbish idea by the BIB

Its a 2 bagger!

Dinner AND you can rearm!

[scotto]

Woof or i will shoot!!

[Locationthailand]

Ignorance seems to have outweighed arrogance. Perhaps Chalerm can send the dog-squad down south? But a dog with a gun - I guess this is back up when then cop loses his. No way in anyone's language can this be of any benefit to either the dog or the cop. Sheer insanity.

[Emdog]

I am sure the dog was given the rigorous training in gun usage that seems to typify the level of expertise in the force. I would like to see some of the BIB put on a leash here in Pattaya. Turnabout is fair play and all that.

[phosphorescent]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves and stop giving the bib a woof time!!

Edited February 21, 2013 by phosphorescent

[Skywalker69]

Ignorance seems to have outweighed arrogance. Perhaps Chalerm can send the dog-squad down south? But a dog with a gun - I guess this is back up when then cop loses his. No way in anyone's language can this be of any benefit to either the dog or the cop. Sheer insanity.

Send a dog with a gun? You must mean his son.

[Morden]

Perhaps the dogs will man road blocks. The fine for speeding would be two biscuits and a rub of the dogs ribs.

[Payboy]

At least they didn't give him something dangerous, like a whistle.

I wonder if they are going to fit him out with a standard police uniform that is two sizes too small.

I heard he's gonna wear it only if it comes with a free collar.

[Thaddeus]

I bet he's a real bitch magnet.

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[brabo2180]

Look at it from the cop's point-of-view.

Now he doesn't have to carry that heavy gun all day in the Thai heat.

His dog is doing the carrying for him.

Brilliant!!!

[Patsycat]

He seems to be well looked after, so I would presume he is number one bitch magnet. Now, is he going to be carrying a great big water pistol soon.

[jamhar]

Yep Everyone agrees.

Bitches like top dogs.

Especially if he is packing a big one.

[MEL1]

I'm waiting for the headline,

"Dog on all fours accidentally shoots Police Chief and Deputy Prime-Minister Chalerm, on purpose."

Dog gun carrier, Labrador, became more clever than trainer, although the dog knew it all along it was not going to be a difficult task. SHE had trained herself to remove the gun from the holster with her teeth, and practised at night, growing a specially long last claw, to camouflage and nestle in with the Thai Mafia. She squatted, poised the front paws, and submitted a single, accurate round to Mr. Chalerm's heart. She has since received the Thai medal of Honour for introducing the 'Hub of Gun Carrying Dogs', and ridding of contraband at the same process. She is now hailed a heroine, and has received her own doggy designed poop ring from the 'Hub of Toilets' ex-committee chairman, the late Mr. Chalerm, in his honour. In her after shooting interview, Labrador said, "Woof, woof-woof-wooof, woof!" - translated by the hub of translator's office for Asean Leaders of Thailand, the ex-chairman Chalerm, "What a really shitty way to go, before 7 rounds" ...

-mel.

[jamhar]

"Dog on all fours accidentally shoots Police Chief and Deputy Prime-Minister Chalerm, on purpose 4 times thru a bathroom door"

I did a small edit

[scorecard]

 

At least they didn't give him something dangerous, like a whistle.

 

Hey just a moment, the pistol and whistle set is reserved for the next release, for Sgt Chow, the plaster of paris cop who makes ciizens feel safer.

[Bluespunk]

Is this for real? If the sun is now taking the piss out of Thailand's finest then their reputation for incompetence and corruption truly has spread far and wide. If on the other hand this story is true then the LOS really has gone to the dogs.

[wprime]

Good, at least now when they blame the dog for shooting the suspect it's slightly more plausible.

[chooka]

And as the monkey replied "No f#^&ing way am I going to trust you with a firearm. Sit down shut up and watch and learn"

Edited February 21, 2013 by chooka

[chooka]

and when a young child takes the gun out and shoots somebody?...........

the dog will get moved to an inactive post for a couple of days.

[Route21]

and when a young child takes the gun out and shoots somebody?...........

the dog will get moved to an inactive post for a couple of days.

Or maybe "tied to an inactive post"?