Swapsies For England

[HeavyDrinker]

Right.

If we (England - sorry Smokie) give Argentina the Falklands, we get Messi, Aguero and Tevez.

We can let the Welsh keep Wales in exchange for Bale - more than a fair swap - but if they haggled I'd bung in a pack of Lion Midget Gems to nail this one.

I'll send back all the towels me mam nicks every year from the hotel in Madeira for Ronaldo.

[smokie36]

We'll keep the oil.

Wilshere aint that good.

[mrbojangles]

What do we get if we agree to let Scotland bugger off. Because to be Frank (or Dougie, or Mack) I don't think they have much worth doing a swap for

[smokie36]

Because to be Frank

Whoar's the burds?

[rijit]

swapsey's <deleted>,, mate, if the drinks finally getting to you , try drugs!!!! they may give you a whole new perspective on life !!!

[MrRed]

swapsey's <deleted>,, mate, if the drinks finally getting to you , try drugs!!!! they may give you a whole new perspective on life !!!

Ahhhh!

I understand now

All these years on drink an drugs and they are just cancelling each other out.

[MrRed]

I was excited when i saw this thread i was about to get my Pannini's out again ........bitlate in the season though innit smokes