Nutty German Turns Into Nudist At Chiang Rai



Residents of the Banmai market area in Muang Chiang Rai alerted police that a white man was standing bare bottomed and showing his body at the roadside. When officers arrived, the German put his pants back on, but appeared to be insane or high on drugs. He was taken to the police station.

MUANG CHIANG RAI – March 14, 2013 [PDN]; Police went to investigate a report of a middle-aged white man who had taken off his pants to show his lower body, and was shaking his hips at the roadside like he was drunk.

Officers arrived at the scene on Klangwiang Road, opposite of a hotel. They saw a skinny and tall foreigner with pale skin wearing only a green polo shirt and no pants. However, right after the man saw the police, he acted shocked and suddenly put his pants back on. He then laid down on the ground.

So the police went to question him. But the man talked incoherently, like he was drunk or high from drugs. Officers searched the man, and found a passport showing he was German.

So they took the cuckoo German to the police station to calm him down and investigate further.

Source: http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2013/03/15/nutty-german-turns-into-nudist-at-chiang-rai/

-- Pattaya Daily News 2013-03-15

Such tolerance for the mentally disturbed. The cuckoo indeed. Another triumph for local journalism ...

Perhaps the poor man comes from "Wolkenkuckucksheim", Cloud Cuckoo Land?

finally not a road accident , a tourism scam and other daily routine .... A naked German is funnier than any jet ski scams

Nudist my arse............

Nudists take all their clothes off and don't stand at the side of a road, they play volleyball with others, so he is simply a flasher, either that or his belt broke.

Nice to see a really important story reported,

He wanted to "show off!" could he? Did he?

Was this "article" written by a 13 year old?

That's a flasher, not a nudist.

I'm assuming that no-one was paid for this article.

Was this "article" written by a 13 year old?

+1

Pixelation or not, we can still clearly see he's nuts.

Maybe he was hitchhiking, but could not get his thump up?

If he doesn't crouch, it's going to drop right in his pants.

Pattaya daily news, Coconuts Bangkok, The Nation is truly the jewel of journalism...

Pixelation or not, we can still clearly see he's nuts.

You're well named! LOL

Pixelation or not, we can still clearly see he's nuts.

You're well named! LOL

Sorry Payboy. A bit slow today! Nice pun

It has been quite warm lately in Chiang Rai

These Germans....

Harlem Shake overdose.

He must be a German with a sense of humour with a pecker that size.

Edited March 15, 201313 yr by sunholidaysun1

One time I read in a German traveler book that in the year 1989 over 200 German naked motorbike tourist make a Harley party ! In Samui

Around the island!

One time I read in a German traveler book that in the year 1989 over 200 German naked motorbike tourist make a Harley party ! In Samui Around the island!

200 big, fat, hairy and naked middle aged men doing a parade?

Now I understand why some groups are called hell's angels. That's what the hell must be all about.

Saw a drunken 50s something female tourist of the Russian type fall over in the sand on Koh Kai the other day and got up with her tit hanging out of the bikini.It was definitely deserving of a police presence but none around.

saw this,,, give him a break ,it was very cold that day..

Very interesting information.................... Can I report that I also saw about 40 years ago a drunk German policeman in Bunde; looks like important additional information

I like these harmless stories,they give us all a break from daily TV going ons...

he was arrested for indecent exposure...let go for lack of evidence

Schnell Imbiss

Pixelation or not, we can still clearly see he's nuts.

That's his shoes .......silly !

Where's the smoke when you need it...

Perhaps he was a fan of that German singer "Helmut Naughty"................