marstons Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Do you never say things that she would think are daft? I will buy a house and put it all in your name Tilak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Honey you wanna take another girl no palopHAM, but can only take one time OK, you go with same girl many time I cut off feed the ducks! Oh and you pay me one thousand every time. . . Not making this up I swear. Be afraid, be very afraid. I'd be happy if my wife allowed me one time girls, but would get kinda expensive. Us women are ALWAYS expensive. Just ask my ex husband. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plachon Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Last week, when driving near Chumpae, going to Nam Nao(Phetchabun) she said "dtrong pai loei" when it was quite clearly signposted that Loei was the road to the right! I think the laugh is on your poor Thai language and not your wife's. "Drong pai loei" just means "go straight on!". It doesn't mean "Straight on to Loei". It's an old joke for Thais. Perhaps your good mia is less daft that you think! And she was probably was just having a giraffe about the ice cream getting cold. Thais love to mess around with words in Thai and English. My wife does that sort of thing with words often. It's a bit of "two car garden" at times, but we know what we mean, even when no one else does! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Dust Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Daft? Everytime I go out she'd say:" ....no butterfly,...or I cut off humm, ......give for dog eeeet......kau chai mai!!!!!" If I'd ask her if she still loves me, she'd answer:" .....uuuhhhhhhh". If I forget to close the fan:"........you wann pay electric too much, or what?" If I fart, she'd say:"......if I no want you, nobody want". When I go to bed:....."you ;ock motocy, or not?:.............and back doooor, or not? If I forgot to lock the bike, or backdoor:"......QUWAI...you bain no hundut persent....you never listen". When our son's nauhgty:".......you DNA same you dad....". And many more. We've been together for over 9 years now, never had a fight. I love daft girls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doji Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 ...."ai dteem yen laew" the ice cream is getting cold. ...."Last week, when driving near Chumpae, going to Nam Nao(Phetchabun) she said "dtrong pai loei" when it was quite clearly signposted that Loei was the road to the right!" Old thai jokes….been done to death among thais I very much doubt those had happened to you personally. And I would love to know what were something their farang bf/hubby have said that their thai GF/ wife think it's daft oops funny, that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenose BKK Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Honey you wanna take another girl no palopHAM, but can only take one time OK, you go with same girl many time I cut off feed the ducks! Oh and you pay me one thousand every time. . . Not making this up I swear. Be afraid, be very afraid. Exactly,just sounds like she's a player and is setting you up for a softer landing,how long has her 'Brother ' been hanging around now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I was once asked by the non-English speaking TGF: What's the English word for 'mid-term'? Also, I couldn't figure out for a while why she kept saying 'Oh, my God!" until I realized that's the name of a Thai TV show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunFon Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Honey you wanna take another girl no palopHAM, but can only take one time OK, you go with same girl many time I cut off feed the ducks! Oh and you pay me one thousand every time. . . Not making this up I swear. Be afraid, be very afraid. Exactly,just sounds like she's a player and is setting you up for a softer landing,how long has her 'Brother ' been hanging around now? - This is why I posted under "Daft" - I'm not silly enough to take it at face value, I knew better, try to not be daft myself. And yes this was from a long-ago ex, she's now way too old for me. However she was actually being sincere, she knew that was the only way the relationship would last for a bit longer as she was no longer delivering value for money with sufficient enthusiasm. We stretched things out another six months or so, and things ended just fine, no Thai bf ever in sight, she actually moved on to Singapore, I helped her get over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Daft is an old English derived word for silly, cute, stupid, or mad, depending on context. In this case if my gf asked to go to seven elephants. (711) I would consider this daft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Morakot Posted March 25, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 25, 2013 asked to go to seven elephants. (711) I would consider this daft. Might not sound as draft, as one thinks. Sounds more like a serious contender for a new trademarkTM name for a new convenience store. I wonder why hiring an expensive marketing team, if the good folk here on TV come up with such brilliant ideas. Cheers! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) asked to go to seven elephants. (711) I would consider this daft. Might not sound as draft, as one thinks. Sounds more like a serious contender for a new trademarkTM name for a new convenience store. I wonder why hiring an expensive marketing team, if the good folk here on TV come up with such brilliant ideas. Cheers! Alas! this is a derivative, not an original... I hate people who work in advertising. Really . Edited March 25, 2013 by Dancealot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 asked to go to seven elephants. (711) I would consider this daft. Might not sound as draft, as one thinks. Sounds more like a serious contender for a new trademarkTM name for a new convenience store. I wonder why hiring an expensive marketing team, if the good folk here on TV come up with such brilliant ideas. Cheers! Alas! this is a derivative, not an original... I hate people who work in advertising. Really . Just checked with the marketing group and they said, derivatives ARE the new original! They now would like a forwarding address to send you something in the post. I suspect a ploy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I saw Ploy already. The movie is too slow but has some good natural(method) acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villagefarang Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I love my wife all the more, because she doesn’t say daft things. I guess that makes me strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I saw Ploy already. The movie is too slow but has some good natural(method) acting. A gem, you're. Thanks for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) I saw Ploy already. The movie is too slow but has some good natural(method) acting. A gem, you're. Thanks for this! There goes our million bath business venture.. I was busy with the logo and stumbled upon this.....: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I_FmsSFhJSU/SqDAInO_ceI/AAAAAAAAAGE/nIUAmXchems/s400/7elephants+sign.jpg What a jip. Edited March 26, 2013 by Dancealot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) I saw Ploy already. The movie is too slow but has some good natural(method) acting. A gem, you're. Thanks for this! There goes the million bath business venture.. I was busy with the logo and stumbled on this.....: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I_FmsSFhJSU/SqDAInO_ceI/AAAAAAAAAGE/nIUAmXchems/s400/7elephants+sign.jpg Please send your CV! Serious potential for a career in advertising design! Edited March 26, 2013 by Morakot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) I think, with a logo like this we are now looking to float the venture on the stock exchange. Spouse will be a major shareholder, I presume. Edited March 26, 2013 by Morakot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dancealot Posted March 26, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2013 I need a spouse with borderline personality disorder. Then we can take it abroad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Things are looking good now. Spouse has agreed to the business plan and the first store has now been opened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunFon Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Things are looking good now. Spouse has agreed to the business plan and the first store has now been opened. - Did you come up with this yourself three years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Things are looking good now. Spouse has agreed to the business plan and the first store has now been opened. - Did you come up with this yourself three years ago? Yep! We got it patented, including the ability to time travel and create websites in the past. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Things are looking good now. Spouse has agreed to the business plan and the first store has now been opened. - Did you come up with this yourself three years ago? Well we started of with this one but it backfired through government regulations. And of course we where left short 1 elephant. Edited March 27, 2013 by Dancealot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 The truck cab, Me driving, + 6 Thais all talking loudly at the same time, and she asks "Are you awake?" Who the heck could sleep through that racket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 GPS says keep proceeding. "Why she say that?" "What?" "Eat pussy" How I kept the truck on the road, I'll never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Well we started of with this one but it backfired through government regulations. And of course we where left short 1 elephant. Sorry to hear about this! I think having opted for the horse might have lead to some brand inconsistency on this instance! Sure the next one will be a winner. Btw, just about to hire new business support services. Looking good all together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Well we started of with this one but it backfired through government regulations. And of course we where left short 1 elephant. Sorry to hear about this! I think having opted for the horse might have lead to some brand inconsistency on this instance! Sure the next one will be a winner. Btw, just about to hire new business support services. Looking good all together. Yes, agreed. But now i have a . This one is shiny.Working things out as we speak. Edited March 27, 2013 by Dancealot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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