im almost offended mate!

but reply i must.. for obvious reasons.

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PS did you ever get that PM i sent you? or were/are you ignoring me?

Dan Sai told me he had received it, treble six ... he told me that he loves you to ...

David David David ...Wouldnt that be Too Not To ????

Interesting question, master duck, as I did hesitate before spelling it with the one 'o' rather than the 2 'os' ... I'm stilll not sure, but you're not going to get TLW that easy ....

im almost offended mate!

but reply i must.. for obvious reasons.

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PS did you ever get that PM i sent you? or were/are you ignoring me?

Dan Sai told me he had received it, treble six ... he told me that he loves you to ...

David David David ...Wouldnt that be Too Not To ????

Interesting question, master duck, as I did hesitate before spelling it with the one 'o' rather than the 2 'os' ... I'm stilll not sure, but you're not going to get TLW that easy ....

You Wanna Bet ???

Forget about the last word, Duckie!

Forget about the last word, Duckie!

DSK.. Lovely little Old Man that you are...

You look great in red fringed in white...

Ah Ha..No Way...

Do you like my beard? Gives the ladies something to hold onto!

Do you like my beard? Gives the ladies something to hold onto!

A little Thigh tickler I thought..

What can I say?

Oh, The Last Word.

Not so fast!

What about now?

The Last Word.

Keep trying.

Sometime in the coming years you will

realise your efforts are futile.

The more you persist the more depressing

it will be when you realise how much effort

you have wasted.

Sigh!

The only futility I see around here is in the posts of everyone else!

Carry on.

I shall go back to another , easier , project.

Stopping lemmings jumping off cliffs.

im almost offended mate!

but reply i must.. for obvious reasons.

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PS did you ever get that PM i sent you? or were/are you ignoring me?

You know, I did - but didn't I get it on a Friday afternoon and I was just heading out the door at work.

Oh, and my dog ate it!

Sorry

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board), would like to remind all fellow members to stick to the topic. We see this thread deteriorating, especially through contributions of new members to Bedlam who have yet to receive the Bedlam introductory course for novices.

We, the BSB, strongly recommend to cease all activities in this thread as by decree (as mentioned earlier) the chairman of the BSB will get the last word anyways.

raro

Chairman of the BSB

ah no worries - ill re-send when i get a chance you lucky thing

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Back on Topic

TLW

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This thread, all posts and all members herein do not fall under the jursidction of the BSB and we do not recognise it.

Please do not post in our topic again, refer to our topic or in anyway sully the good name of The Last Word.

As self-declared President of The (Last) Word Association, Thailand - <deleted> for short - I would appreciate it if you would respect our wishes.

Thank you.

The Dan Sai Kid

<deleted>

here, here

bow-locks to the establisment etc etc

Please refer to the <deleted> thread for further info.

The Dan Sai Kid

<deleted>

<deleted>? I cun't her you, I have end ear indicktion.

So, there I was working away and I stopped to look at my watch when it dawned on me. I'll be home in TWO DAYS !!! (and a couple of hours).

In the meantime, I have the pleasure (?) of reading this thread, and waiting for that big girl's blouse wearing, sheep-shagging, flaming tosser of a Welsh Wangker to answer his PM.

(for all of you that the above statement applies to, I didn't send PMs to you. Just the one wannabe).

And luckily for kayo, we probably won't be flying over Delhi enroute to Bkk (otherwise I'd be sure to flush as we passed overhead. Have an umbrella handy everytime you hear/see a plane overhead klown !)

As for the rest of you. Well, it appears most of you are beyond saving any ways. Carry on gents (?).

(BTW: are you people aware that everyone that posts in this thread is obligated to buy me (as the originator of this thread) a drink ? And for those with over 5 posts here, it's two drinks. Over 20 posts = 3 drinks. Over 50 posts = 4 drinks. Over 100 posts = 1 bottle of Jack Daniels. Over 200 posts, well, it's more than just booze.......... )

Ooh er! I have a lot of posts here!

(BTW: are you people aware that everyone that posts in this thread is obligated to buy me (as the originator of this thread) a drink ? And for those with over 5 posts here, it's two drinks. Over 20 posts = 3 drinks. Over 50 posts = 4 drinks. Over 100 posts = 1 bottle of Jack Daniels. Over 200 posts, well, it's more than just booze.......... )

DSK, your call.....

I'm Scottish, from Aberdeen.

There is no way I ever buy anyone a drink!

sounds to me that you are in the lucky position (no pun....) to provide something "more than just booze"....doesn't cost money I suppose...come one....be a real <deleted>....

upper-case <deleted>, please

sounds to me that you are in the lucky position (no pun....) to provide something "more than just booze"....doesn't cost money I suppose...come one....be a real <deleted>....

upper-case <deleted>, please

<deleted>

and not the last on:-

TLW ©

As self-declared President of The (Last) Word Association, Thailand - <deleted> for short - I would appreciate it if you would respect our wishes.

Thank you.

The Dan Sai Kid

<deleted>

:D

Over 200 posts, well, it's more than just booze.......... )

I will NOT do that for you no matter how many times you ask me.

But you could A.S.K. D.S.K Cos he's a T.W.A.T.

(he's = He IS ?? )

or =He Has??

:D

edit: afterthought: If DSK has a <deleted>, does that make him Daleyboy's Sister?

DS KID... Daley BOY ... Hm......Hummmmmm... HRMMMMmmmm:::.....

So, there I was working away and I stopped to look at my watch when it dawned on me. I'll be home in TWO DAYS !!! (and a couple of hours).

And luckily for kayo, we probably won't be flying over Delhi enroute to Bkk (otherwise I'd be sure to flush as we passed overhead. Have an umbrella handy everytime you hear/see a plane overhead klown !)

As for the rest of you. Well, it appears most of you are beyond saving any ways. Carry on gents (?).

(BTW: are you people aware that everyone that posts in this thread is obligated to buy me (as the originator of this thread) a drink ? And for those with over 5 posts here, it's two drinks. Over 20 posts = 3 drinks. Over 50 posts = 4 drinks. Over 100 posts = 1 bottle of Jack Daniels. Over 200 posts, well, it's more than just booze.......... )

Yes I am aware SIR

So what?

Should you be in my neck of the Woods so to speak, I will buy you a few beers of you choice.

Come to my side of Thailand instead of hiding behind those Big Girls Blouses and show you face and there shall be a bottle or three for you.

TLW ©

Fact is you can never get the last word when competing with Women..

So I can only deduce that your a bunch of WOMEN !!!!