No, cos she aint got nun....plent of nuns get sum, but nun have sum.

erm, try the jokes section?

why your here

What did one NUN say to the othe NUN when they saw the pope shaggin mother superior?

.....

MUM's the word!

Boom boom!

That was the last word, btw!

nobody knows

OH SHUT IT Ya BIG BALD YELLOW HEADED SIMPSONiAN!

I GOT THE LAST WORD

I GODIT! I GODIT! GODIT; I GODIT!

GOD DAM.n! it! IT?S MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! FOR FECKS SAKE EVERYBODY <deleted> OFF AND LEAVE ME IT IT?S MINE I?M TELLING YOU IT's MINE MINE MINE!

bugger

I think not.

how do you think in 'nots'

What did one NUN say to the othe NUN when they saw the pope shaggin mother superior?

.....

MUM's the word!

Boom boom!

2 nuns were driving through Liverpool when their car broke down.

Just at that moment a bunch of pissed up football fans came round the corner. Seeing the nuns they start giving them abuse.

Show us your tits! etc

The mother superior turns to the young nun and says. Show them your cross!

So the young nun rolls down the window and shouts. "###### OFF YOU SCOUSE BASTARDS!"

anybody want to see a photo of my pooh ??

I have ...the lotus pond, houdini, the bommerang, the donut and log jam.

Don't want to see anyone's poo!

with your head that far up your own ass - i wouldnt have thought you had much choice

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

If you're reading this thread the trick is NOT to think.

Nobody else here does.

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

If you're reading this thread the trick is NOT to think.

Nobody else here does.

Gooood point!

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

If you're reading this thread the trick is NOT to think.

Nobody else here does.

Gooood point!

But you're still thinking , aren't you ?

Admit it , I can tell you know !

Extra sensory deception !

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

If you're reading this thread the trick is NOT to think.

Nobody else here does.

Gooood point!

But you're still thinking , aren't you ?

Admit it , I can tell you know !

Extra sensory deception !

It's late on Friday evening, I can't drink alcohol as I'm on anti-biotics, so all I can do is think!

If two passenger jets are two miles apart, travelling at 500 MPH directly toward each other at 30,000 feet, how many pairs of soiled underwear will you have ?

A: 4, only the pilots and co-pilots know their immediate doom

Happy Birthday, Dull Skinny Katoey.

Thanks very much - first time I've been called skinny!

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

If you're reading this thread the trick is NOT to think.

Nobody else here does.

Hey !

I resemble that !

I think ?

Oh wait. I'm on holidays. No requirement to think at all !!!

Is that really such a difference from when you have work!

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

If you're reading this thread the trick is NOT to think.

Nobody else here does.

Gooood point!

But you're still thinking , aren't you ?

Admit it , I can tell you know !

Extra sensory deception !

It's late on Friday evening, I can't drink alcohol as I'm on anti-biotics, so all I can do is think!

"What?"

Suegha me little furball.... How true is that really?

Cos I've just started antibiotics and I have been known do enjoy the odd moderate sip of beer. Would it kill me?

("My doc told me to start the antibiotics and quit drinking.

I started drinking and quit the anti biotics")

Now and again on reading this thread, I just think, "What?"

If you're reading this thread the trick is NOT to think.

Nobody else here does.

Gooood point!

But you're still thinking , aren't you ?

Admit it , I can tell you know !

Extra sensory deception !

It's late on Friday evening, I can't drink alcohol as I'm on anti-biotics, so all I can do is think!

"What?"

Suegha me little furball.... How true is that really?

Cos I've just started antibiotics and I have been known do enjoy the odd moderate sip of beer. Would it kill me?

In a word , no.

There are unsubstantiated rumours floating around

that alcohol reduces the effects of antibiotics.

The reason people drink beer rather than Dettol is that

while both kill 99% of all known germs beer tastes better.

Cheers.

Does that mean your Last Word(s) will be "Nung Chang khrap" ?

(probably wouldn't make it to the "Check Bin khrap" stage)

He's in India - his last word will be Nung Kingfisher (is) crap!

You know - The Last Word would make an ideal 32nd birthday present!