But he has also mentioned heading across Hadrian's wall to the

land where men wear skirts when he returns to perfidious Albion.

In which case it would be "Gissa nuther pint a heavy there

Jimmy".

Now rumour has it those famous last words are carved

on many a tombstone.

Oh my god, Scottish beer

What is the Scottish obsession with 3% beer - they even have special Carly and Heineken for Scotland - specially watered down!

If it weren't for Stella Artois I would have to quit beer!

Oh my god, Scottish beer :D

What is the Scottish obsession with 3% beer - they even have special Carly and Heineken for Scotland - specially watered down!

If it weren't for Stella Artois I would have to quit beer!

I think there is a deficiency in the Scottish gene pool

vis-a-vis the ability to process alcohol.

All of the raving loony drunks (NB not many or most

but ALL) I have encountered have been Scottish.

3% beer is just a feeble attempt to counteract this.

Problem is when they get an exit visa and encounter

real beer the brown stuff totally hits the ventilation.

You know - if I hear someone Scottish in a bar I try to talk quietly and avoid conversation.

Unless I'm really drunk - then I become the resident loony!

with your head that far up your own ass - i wouldnt have thought you had much choice

How do you know how far up it is hmmm ?? ....oh that was you !! cute.

Rio is probably fond of all manner of things up his rear!

I am thinking of converting from Pervertism to Muslim...anyone care to join ?

Isn't pervertism an important part of the islamic faith? In Egypt men grope foreign women all the time!

BTW Nawtilus - this is getting a little political for The Last Word, chai mai?

So your saying i can have my cake and eat it too ?

No.

Yes.

up to you ....

I hate those 3 words - when my better half uses them she invariably means it's most definitely not up to me!

You know - The Last Word would make an ideal 32nd birthday present!

Yeh it would be nice wouldn't it, but your not having it!

you <deleted> grinch!!

Hey now your just trying to make me feel bad, how about this;

if the last word is still kicking around at midnight and nobody wants it we'll let you have it.

Not fair I'm away out in 40 minutes!!

That's such a shame and on your birthday too, oh well don't rush home.

I can live with it - who wants The Last Word on their birthday!

I can live with it - who wants The Last Word on their birthday!

Methuselah?

TLW

Hippo eats zebra. Only in Kenya

Hippo eats zebra. Only in Kenya

Must be a slow news week, The Sun would normally only cover that sort of story if the Zebra had breasts or had recently shagged somebody famous.

TLW

Hippo eats zebra. Only in Kenya

Must be a slow news week, The Sun would normally only cover that sort of story if the Zebra had breasts or had recently shagged somebody famous.

TLW

You left out that The Sun would also be interested if the zebra had just been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Although on Friday I'm pretty sure the hippo was booted out!

Hippo eats zebra. Only in Kenya

Must be a slow news week, The Sun would normally only cover that sort of story if the Zebra had breasts or had recently shagged somebody famous.

TLW

You left out that The Sun would also be interested if the zebra had just been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Although on Friday I'm pretty sure the hippo was booted out!

TLW

Good job you didn't really want the last word on your birthday eh Kid? It sat there for three hours after you went, everyone had a look and went NAH! Then Thaddeus thought sod it I'm having it there's no honour amongst Bedlam members, och well thems the breaks, you got to be in it to win it.

I feel like crap today - I almost went to sleep in a pub later on last night!

later on last night .....hmmm

Good job you didn't really want the last word on your birthday eh Kid? It sat there for three hours after you went, everyone had a look and went NAH! Then Thaddeus thought sod it I'm having it there's no honour amongst Bedlam members, och well thems the breaks, you got to be in it to win it.

I have The Last Word now!

It's a new day, there's nothing to stop you wanting the last word.

is it later on yesterday yet ?