Who is Pattaya's Ultimate Breakfast Athlete

[bazmlb]

I saw this posted online and thought it would be worth sharing here since breakfasts seem to be a popular topic.

The "Ultimate" Breakfast Challenge by the Irish Rovers Bar and Restaurant in Soi LK Metro.
The "Bahtbuster" Pattayas BEST breakfast cannot get any better, BUT it just just got even BIGGER!
12,sausages,12 bacon,10 eggs, 1 tin of beans, 2 tomatoes, loads of Potatoes,mushrooms ,5 (full slices)Toast, 5 (full) fried slices Mug of Tea/Coffee AND OJ
Can you eat it? If you can eat it it under 30 minutes (1 person) ITS FREE thats right absolutely FREE
If you cannot you pay 690 baht and get some doggy bags to take it home with you.
We will time you AND the fastest successful attempt between now and 1st September will win 3 nights stay (in LOW SEASON) in our rooms absolutely FREE (inc breakfast of your choice)
WHO CAN HANDLE IT?
Who is Pattaya's Ultimate Breakfast Athlete ?

[somtampet]

^{690 baht is still amazing value if u dont finish it}

[bazmlb]

^{690 baht is still amazing value if u dont finish it}

I could live off the take home bag for a week i reckon

[WitawatWatawit]

Fortunately, the area is well-served by hospitals.

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

I f you were successful then you certainly wouldn't be an athlete !

[Spoonman]

I f you were successful then you certainly wouldn't be an athlete !

Defo would not be an athlete but can you imagine the sheer size of the turd one would back out the next morning, I reckon it would be atleast a 3 times snap and flush deal.

[Payboy]

I f you were successful then you certainly wouldn't be an athlete !

Defo would not be an athlete but can you imagine the sheer size of the turd one would back out the next morning, I reckon it would be atleast a 3 times snap and flush deal.

Thanks for that vision. I'm gonna give it a try, now that you describe the extras.

[Upnotover]

No black pudding? 3 nights in low season?

[blackman]

only two tomatoes?

i would want at least a big tin of plum tomatoes for that price!

[DonaldBattles]

This a wonderful creative breakfast with 20 pieces of toast. It is worth the 690 Baht. I recommend that all of Pattaya try it. It looks like a winner.

[Cuban]

I think I know a man that can.....

[Suradit69]

This a wonderful creative breakfast with 20 pieces of toast. It is worth the 690 Baht. I recommend that all of Pattaya try it. It looks like a winner.

"I recommend that all of Pattaya try it."

Seems like if you got a large number of people pitching up for this deal, arriving at two or three minutes intervals, that keeping track of the time for each of them as well as keeping an eye on what's being surreptitiously shifted into ziplock bags in backpacks would be quite an undertaking.

I wonder if an ambulance will be standing by.

Edited July 16, 2013 by Suradit69

[Asianrider]

don't want to think how many calories are on that plate ........not sure if eating that is something to be proud of ....

[TradeMark]

Did the math based on the post and trying to gauge weight on that plate, knocking on the door of 7000 calories. totals for each food at stated volume in the OP's post:

Bacon: 505

Eggs: 925

Baked Beans: 328

Tomato: 488

Potato: 240

Mushrooms: 146

White toast: 1318

Fried toast: 1410

Sausages: 1250

Orange Juice: 110

Total: 6720 calories (+ over 2000mg of cholesterol)

That's what a large power lifter/ strongman eats in a day when he's loading... For a 1 man mission you're off your head;)

A) no ways it's possible unless you a freak.

go to the doc before legitimately attempting this.

[Maggusoil]

I f you were successful then you certainly wouldn't be an athlete !

Average sort of breakfast for a surfer, after a hard night out and before getting wet

[N47HAN]

Jeez,

How they can do that for 690thb !

Will try and get down for it baz

[lumply]

Suicidal

[bazmlb]

I f you were successful then you certainly wouldn't be an athlete !

Average sort of breakfast for a surfer, after a hard night out and before getting wet

It would want to be a strong board with all that in you, you would bust a normal board in half after eating all that

[Lonewolf77]

There getting very good free marketing off this, very cleaver indeed. I think the bread will fill u up first

[chaiyaphumlove]

There getting very good free marketing off this, very cleaver indeed. I think the bread will fill u up first

There getting very good free marketing off this, very cleaver indeed. I think the bread will fill u up first

There getting very good free marketing off this, very cleaver indeed. I think the bread will fill u up first

Are you developing a stutter?

[Spoonman]

There getting very good free marketing off this, very cleaver indeed. I think the bread will fill u up first

There getting very good free marketing off this, very cleaver indeed. I think the bread will fill u up first

There getting very good free marketing off this, very cleaver indeed. I think the bread will fill u up first

Are you developing a stutter?

He might be full of bread !!

[jbrain]

^{690 baht is still amazing value if u dont finish it}

I could live off the take home bag for a week i reckon

If that's the case I suggest you make some changes to your diet .

[sailblue]

Can order and then eat with the misses and kid??

They should make you sign off in case you have a heart attack. I hope the staff are up to date with first aid, would be dangerous for an unhealthy guy, it would certainly load up your systen trying to digest that. Take a few aspirin first would be advisable.

[OMGImInPattaya]

Disgusting...just looking at it makes me want to puke! Should be a good earner for Bangkok Pattaya Hospital though.

Me, I stick with my sliced fresh fruit with Greek yogurt and a dash of honey.

[Gsxrnz]

If I saw that plate on a table by itself I'd be asking the staff how much for a breakfast selection from the buffet.

[DonaldBattles]

I love all the responses from the crazies to a post like this. Especially those who think that a person actually eats like this. This is the best free advertising that you could ever ask for.

[tingtongteesood]

First time in 6 years I have been here that I actually feel an urge to go and visit Pattaya. That looks awesome and I want it !!!

[Huayrat]

Jeez,

How they can do that for 690thb !

Will try and get down for it baz

cheap meat, cheap eggs, cheap beans.. Dont add upto much

[poanoi]

Can i skip the mushrooms and still compete ?

ed: i'd be happy to swap the mushrooms & beans for some more bacon, if its OK

Edited July 16, 2013 by poanoi

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Quantity is not a measure of quality. In Pattaya, the fat people, who clearly don't believe in that doctrine, all seem to congregate at those hotels that offer a fixed price buffet breakfast.

When in England I recall occasions when I have asked people whether a particular pub or hotel serves good food. Some will curiously respond along the lines of "It's great you get loads!" People who think this way should be banned from normal eating establishments and be served their food in a bucket !