I was in the Rimping Supermarket in Chiang Mai, looking for Birthday Cake candles.

I thought I would sk a boy stacking shelves, he led me around the shop and then to his supervisor, who spoke a little English. She said what are you looking for ?

I said Candles for a birthday cake. She pronounced the word back to be as Candol. She went to different parts of the sho with me in tow asking for Candols. One shop working pointed to cans of beer, another to the fish and oyster counter, what a joke, I thought.

So I tried a different approach. I said I want a candle oni top of a birthday cake, which I cano blow out . I was doing actions to help the language barrier. The sing Happy Birthday, she said I understand.

I thought great. The to my surprise she said.

You want a blowjob !!!

I said WHAT ? No a candel.

5 minutes, she said see you outside in 5 minutes.

A this point my Wife comes over and says what did you say to here, I had no choice but to tell her the full story.

Anyway mouth were covered with laughing and giggling as she said they dont sell any and I would have to go to S and P opposite tok get them.

The thought went through mind was would she have done the deed, if another woman hadnt put her straight.

I decided either way, next week I am going shopping by myself.

Yes candles can be a problem the world over.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGpaj2nHIo

so she could hardly speak English yet she knew how to say blow job & meet you outside in 5 mins.? hmm

Moving to pub.

Your wife might have believed you, but we don't. Your wife wouldn't have believed you either.

so she could hardly speak English yet she knew how to say blow job & meet you outside in 5 mins.? hmm

Moving to pub.

Shit does have a way of running down hill.

It might be easier to buy a small English Thai dictionary.

Many free if you have a smartphone.

Very wholesome topic, I don't think.

Thais don't call it a "blow job".

Fairy tale.

Reminds me of the 2 Ronnies, "Fork 'andles". Any of you haven't seen it or want to see this classic again.

Priceless!

Sometimes, a member could be accused of an 'overactive imagination' ... but in the case of this OP ... a rather 'underactive' one was in play ...

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why didn't your wife just ask for you (assuming shes thai)?

why didn't your wife just ask for you (assuming shes thai)?

Shes English too

Another Walter Mitty,

welcome to LOS!

Sometimes, a member could be accused of an 'overactive imagination' ... but in the case of this OP ... a rather 'underactive' one was in play ...

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I think his sex life is crap. ....................................

Thais don't call it a "blow job".

Fairy tale.

A fairy tale would be more credible and involve some creative thought.

If you join your hands together(like hello in thai) and you open repetitively the bottom of your Palm, it means you want boom boom.

Imagine your surprise if, as a non-English speaker you can't understand what somebody is saying to you and then suddenly starts to belt out Happy Birthday whilst puffing at you and gesturing something two inches long with their fingers.

Better to download a software on your phone where you can draw what you want to say.

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