An acquaintance kindly pointed out on another thread that the imminent Zombie Apocalypse will infect Bangkok first. To be honest, I think I have seen signs already - especially some of the dancers in Nana Plaza.

So I'm thinking of either moving the family back to the Old Country, or stocking up with an extra supply of Singha.

Has anyone else seen any signs that the Apocalypse is imminent - or has arrived? Is anyone else doing anything to cope - or better still to Save the World.... we don't have long

im importing meth, it livens them right up

I wouldn't call it a Zombie Apocalypse but rather a point of view that makes one realise things are figuratively and/or symbolically decaying. In more basic words: lucid entropy comes to mind.

I wouldn't call it a Zombie Apocalypse but rather a point of view that makes one realise things are figuratively and/or symbolically decaying. In more basic words: I call it a lucid form of the otherwise hidden entropy.

I think that perhaps it might be too late for you, Dancealot. After a speech like that, I fear that we might have to appeal to whatever vestige of humanity is left in you, but I don't hold out much hope.

Things could be worse than I thought

They are here!

You are here!

It's worse than I thought....

Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies?

can you imagine? we would have people on here complaining "she only loves me for my brains"

Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies?

Given that we are in Thailand ... I'd be punting for the slow shuffling type ...

Probably easily out-run as they would be waiting for the Taxi to chase you.

But, eventually, (figuratively) you succumb.

We all succumb eventually.

For the outlay to move the whole family back ome, you could buy a whole big bunch of singhas. Would have to be at least 81 cartons wouldn't it?

For the outlay to move the whole family back ome, you could buy a whole big bunch of singhas. Would have to be at least 81 cartons wouldn't it?

I might just tell the wife and kids to stay away from Nana Plaza

Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies?

Given that we are in Thailand ... I'd be punting for the slow shuffling type ...

Probably easily out-run as they would be waiting for the Taxi to chase you.

But, eventually, (figuratively) you succumb.

We all succumb eventually.

"Succumbing"

Now there is a verb that may not be out of place in Nana Plaza.

^{I always thought that there were millions of zombies in Bangkok}

Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies?

Those fast moving zombies are scary as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk

The slow moving types are manageable if you sleep with one open in a gated community.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuCmAbskrY

I've got myself a crossbow and samurai sword.

I'm in a constant state of alert now, i've finished by tenth red bull and i'm going out in search of the undead.

I may be sometime.

CCC

Whatever

Buy a cricket bat. There must be at least one or two Scotsmen who know how to use one

^{I always thought that there were millions of zombies in Bangkok}

We are talking about the brain eating type of zombie, not the som tum variety.

is this a thai thing I am being serious because my missus got a bus today (she said 3 weeks ago that she wants go see kids in bangkock

We're aa doomed Ah tell ye.

I think somebody's been watching too many vampire/zombie DVDs

Leave em for the teeenyboppers ??.

I think somebody's been watching too many vampire/zombie DVDs

Leave em for the teeenyboppers ??.

I worry that I haven't watched enough - I really don't know how to deal with zombies, except maybe give them a thousand baht to go away...

It's NOT the end,or even the beginning of the end,but it may be the end of the beginning.

http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM

You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop .

http://youtu.be/9Jfg3iGdEf4

Here's the lego version .

http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM

You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop .

Hah ... that story has been spun a few times.

http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM

You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop .

Hah ... that story has been spun a few times.

It's almost a classic .

http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM

You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop .

http://youtu.be/9Jfg3iGdEf4

Here's the lego version .

I feel bad about that now. It was gone by the time I came back from the karaoke bar - presumably somebody who was preparing for the coming invasion...

Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies?

Those fast moving zombies are scary as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk

The slow moving types are manageable if you sleep with one open in a gated community.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuCmAbskrY

I've got myself a crossbow and samurai sword.

I'm in a constant state of alert now, i've finished by tenth red bull and i'm going out in search of the undead.

I may be sometime.

CCC

The crossbow and samurai are good ideas if not living and travelling in Bkk. Taxis are OK, most of them have their own, but if people are try taking them on the sky-train, it may be a bit worse than carrying balloons................

Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies?

Those fast moving zombies are scary as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk

The slow moving types are manageable if you sleep with one open in a gated community.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuCmAbskrY

I've got myself a crossbow and samurai sword.

I'm in a constant state of alert now, i've finished by tenth red bull and i'm going out in search of the undead.

I may be sometime.

CCC

The crossbow and samurai are good ideas if not living and travelling in Bkk. Taxis are OK, most of them have their own, but if people are try taking them on the sky-train, it may be a bit worse than carrying balloons................

It's tough out there! Just got back! I met the fast moving Zombies on the sky-train......scary.....nearly lost an eye.

Need to regroup, drink some M15 and head out later to sukhimvit later.

Any volunteers to cover my back.....................We are being overun down there.........

It's too late!!!!

They're banging at the door and windows, good luck chaps.

Let's av iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Just when I come to terms with the local Vampires, now I have to worry about Zombies too,