Dap Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 ....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here..... Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat .... Coat ? Goat , sheep comes to my mind . An aussie mate of mine told me that Kiwi's wear doublesized boots , I start to figure out why "get my coat" as in, after having said that, (drum roll) I'll be leaving now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 First the cheating helmets...now this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rijb Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 and no cover charge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuiburi Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 ....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here..... Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat .... Coat ? Goat , sheep comes to my mind . An aussie mate of mine told me that Kiwi's wear doublesized boots , I start to figure out why "get my coat" as in, after having said that, (drum roll) I'll be leaving now U need a coat in this country ? Hope it isn't a leather one , u could be wearing someones familymember . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notmyself Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Some people have no respect for other peoples beliefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 why not... Christians also believe some strange stuff, such as talking snakes donkeys and bushes, dividing the water for walking through the seabed, zombies, virgin birth, demons turned into pigs jumping from a cliff, etc. Let the religious overcredulous believe what they want as long as it doesn't involve beheadings or bombs and making rules telling others how to live. You mean like ALL religions do.............scourge of the planet!! Remove brain insert religion. God is a banana and you must respect my belief, religious pc crap theyr'e all nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kannot Posted August 15, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2013 Some people have no respect for other peoples beliefs. I believe its ok to screw 10 year old girls, see how daft it is yet? I worship a dog turd and you must respect me. God is a carrot named Geoffrey. All as valid as any religion, and probably make more sense. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 ....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here..... Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat .... I hear ( not smell) they have a lot of wind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catweazle Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 This gives a completely new meaning to the idiom "waiting until the cows come home"... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohy Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 jokes aside, which are very funny! but It goes to prove we do really live in a third world country....! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dap Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 ....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here..... Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat .... I hear ( not smell) they have a lot of wind! A number of scientists believe they are a contributing factor towards global warming. What with all their methane flatulence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post catweazle Posted August 15, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) "...clear evidence that the father of her children reincarnated into a cow to save the family." Well if this, "Fon enters the house as if he owns the place and lays on her husband’s side of the bed after he finishes his meals." was his standard behavioural pattern, he not really was of much help in his previous incarnation, was he? Edited August 15, 2013 by catweazle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuiburi Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 jokes aside, which are very funny! but It goes to prove we do really live in a third world country....! Yes we do , and I love it here .Living away from the tourist places , and adapted with the locals it is really freedom here , we just need to adjust ourselves when we really want to enjoy life here . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dap Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Coat ? Goat , sheep comes to my mind . An aussie mate of mine told me that Kiwi's wear doublesized boots , I start to figure out why Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat .... "get my coat" as in, after having said that, (drum roll) I'll be leaving now U need a coat in this country ? Hope it isn't a leather one , u could be wearing someones familymember . Good point Note to self, eshew the leather coat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chooka Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 ummm ok, each unto their own. Guess she loved her husband. What time is the BBQ, that is why he came back isn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin2 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Any one seen a movie called Animal Farm ?. The one with the lady and the horse, And the man Clucking the chicken !. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notstupid30 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Moo along now nothing to see... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Is she having sex with it ?. Probably got a dog for that! So bestiality is not limited to expats/significant others as this story might suggest? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Even after death, change of species, re-incarnation and geo-location, a male's value is determined by how much money he gets his wife... sigh.. Very sadly continuing to "milk him" dry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpduggan Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Would that be Falang soul or Thai soulbecause she has no chance of getting anything if it's a Thai soul, He'll just lay around on the hammock all day doing nothing. On the other hand if it's a farang soul she has landed on her feet and all her extended family will be looked after. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Sounds right - hang around all day grazing around, eat dinner and lay down on the bed and watch TV. Could be him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaywalker Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 PLEASE, quit it guys.......nah.......keep it going! There can be no end to the jokes & puns on this one! I'm in tears laughing! "Does he work in a China shop?" is the best one I've seen. Tons of close 2nd's to that one though! ======================== About 12 years ago I had a Pattaya Mail paper & the headline was "Elephants and Prostitutes Cleared From Beach Road". I scanned it but Lord only knows where it is now. It was a TOTAL CLASSIC though! PURE Thai journalism...... I understand this article is from Coconuts & good on him/them for digging this one up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colabamumbai Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I would like to know if she is still doing his laundry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 ummm ok, each unto their own. Guess she loved her husband. What time is the BBQ, that is why he came back isn't it?- 'Hi hun, I'm home from a hard day on the plough. What's for dinner?' - 'Steak' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frito Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 wait a minute... what if it is her husband? can they legally have sex?TIT. She probably didn't before, if she's the typical . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 wait a minute... what if it is her husband? can they legally have sex?Isn't the cow under 16! Anyhow it is a good story and likely she will milk it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini81 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Would that be Falang soul or Thai soulbecause she has no chance of getting anything if it's a Thai soul, He'll just lay around on the hammock all day doing nothing. On the other hand if it's a farang soul she has landed on her feet and all her extended family will be looked after. God, that's hilarious...funny 'cause its rather true. This is the best TV article & posts in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini81 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Hope he came back more well endowed than when in his Asian male form. He can shoot her a bigger load of 'milk' 5555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Some questions she must ask herself... & perhaps discuss with her psychologist. Does he smoke and drink whiskey just like her beloved? And does her renewed husband go to the bathroom to relieve him self? I wonder what the children will look like? Personally I think he will be a good provider as seen in the photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Some questions she must ask herself... & perhaps discuss with her psychologist. Does he smoke and drink whiskey just like her beloved? And does her renewed husband go to the bathroom to relieve him self? I wonder what the children will look like? Personally I think he will be a good provider as seen in the photo. She's already complaining because all does all day is lay around chewing his cud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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