The International Farang Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Russians really are a strange breed. They hit the drink into overdrive and haven't been right for about 100 years or so. Brutishly uncouth alas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlDrinkDrunk Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 come on guys, this one is easy. There a must be milliion puns on this one! i would join in the merriment, but i'm afraid i'd just cock it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GirlDrinkDrunk Posted September 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2013 More sad attempts at making jokes about some tormented soul. indeed some compassion here would make a vas deferens. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 More sad attempts at making jokes about some tormented soul. indeed some compassion here would make a vas deferens. Brilliant! (Probably why I didn't think of it! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I have removed some off-topic posts about Stalin, Syria and a few other things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 He must have been intoxicated with no sandals or footwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NongKhaiKid Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 This is a very serious offence - " Assault With A Friendly Weapon ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Sorry mister, your item doesn't seem to be scanning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 (edited) I wonder about people like this in Thailand. Where does his money come from? Is he a tourist? Does he live here? Is he hungry? Did he have his passport with him? Is he mentally ill? Does he have a bank account or ATM card? Cellphone? Will be be listed as a sex offender here or in the USSR? Will he go to jail? What will his fine be? Will he be deported? Blacklisted? Edited September 4, 2013 by NCC1701A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsujin Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Come on guys . . . you know how hard it is to speak Thai and to be understood . . . the poor guy was simply trying to ask where the skinless sausages were . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianCR Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Apparently the cashier responded " no thanks I smoke a different brand!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurentbkk Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Its for sure much bigger than what they usually see in Thailand .... what is funny is this hypocrisy about all that ... in a country where women are allow to dance half naked on a stage for the pleasure of some foreigners ... seeing a willy is so chocking ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 If he was looking for kicks, surely he was poking around in the wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalansanitwong Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 A lowlife Finn running around naked in Pattaya yesterday, another Finn attempting suicide at Honey Hotel now a Russian from next door exposing himself. This country will never attract the hi-so crowd but it dominates in the low -so rubbish segment for sure . Gets worse every year in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Maybe he didn't know Thai word for sausage and just wanted "one like this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemac Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Maybe he said "Do you have something like this, in a "large" ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Re enactment? Yes of course...but with a condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 More sad attempts at making jokes about some tormented soul. Tormented? Hardly. Just the typical drunk who is oblivious to others. The tormented people are the shop clerks. It's always the dirty creepy looking guy that exposes himself. No one would have complained if it had been a K Pop star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I ve been always wondering what's wrong with people. This one is a good example: what makes somebody go to a store and show his penis? Sent from one of my devices using the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchybum Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I exposed myself once in a bar. A man grabbed hold of it, shook it about and told everyone not to be scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webfact Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 related topic: Naked American assaults Bar cashier inside South Pattaya convenience storePATTAYA: -- Police were called to a 24 hour convenience store in South Pattaya in the early hours of Thursday following reports of a naked foreign man who had taken a Thai Woman hostage. Full story: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/665767-naked-american-assaults-bar-cashier-inside-south-pattaya-convenience-store/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie61 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 this is all to do with the language barrier: he wanted a hot dog, but couldn't find the words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TackyToo Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 A CCTV that works? Guess you gotta be a politician's son for them to fail Where is the finger pointing section when it would be really revealing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecee10 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 It's all been lost in translation. He was actually getting out pennies to pay for his stuff. Can't see a pocket though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I won't believe it until I see a picture of it being pointed at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somtampet Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 LOS, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society. Pattaya, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society. I think u will find England holds that title by a long way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Clearly it was a misunderstanding, a common language barrier issue - he needed a condom but could not find one in his size so was showing the helpful staff that the Kingtex was too large for him and he needed the next size down. It will all come out when he appears at Pattaya's Tourist Court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manbing Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 2 farang, 2 7/11's,1 city and 1 night, both exposing themselves to cashiers coincidence is tantalysing here. the yaba is hot this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew2027 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I'm at a total loss here, it was only 5 weeks ago, that I read here, Russians in Pattaya are MODEL Tourists!!! WE need another few million of them.. Maybe his Country ID, was mistaken and he is NOT Russian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 LOS, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society. Pattaya, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society. I think u will find England holds that title by a long way Sick comment, where are you from ?? perfectland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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