Does this happen here too?

[Dr Robert]

The London Fire Brigade is asking the public to use some "common sense" after fire-fighters assisted a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster.

The Fire Brigade said the 1,300 emergency calls involving people stuck or trapped since 2010 included a man stuck in a child's toy car and 79 people who were

unable to free themselves from handcuffs donned for amorous purposes, The calls also included nine men with rings stuck on their privates, four people with

their hands stuck in blenders and five people with their hands stuck in paper shredders.

(adapted from UPI, October 7, 2013)

So what are the weirdest mishaps and emergencies you have heard of happening here in the LOS?

[GuestHouse]

The best ever (and Thailand related) ..... is the incredible, but true, tale of the fanny leach.

[CharlieH]

The best ever (and Thailand related) ..... is the incredible, but true, tale of the fanny leach.

For the benefit of our american cousins, is that the american "fanny" or the britsh "fanny", opposite ends

( literally) , but interesting to know which one ?.....haha

[Travel2003]

The most common embarrassing mistakes (world wide) is from men with penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe.

[HeijoshinCool]

Was this a thin slice, or muffin kinda toaster?

[Dr Robert]

The most common embarrassing mistakes (world wide) is from men with penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe.

wow, they must have largish members to have accidently sucked them up while cleaning...I imagine a Thai fellow would need a smaller gauge?

[Exsexyman]

The most common embarrassing mistakes (world wide) is from men with penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe.

wow, they must have largish members to have accidently sucked them up while cleaning...I imagine a Thai fellow would need a smaller gauge?

I am more than happy to bow to your superior knowledge regarding the size of the Thai's manhood!

[Travel2003]

The most common embarrassing mistakes (world wide) is from men with penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe.

wow, they must have largish members to have accidently sucked them up while cleaning...I imagine a Thai fellow would need a smaller gauge?

Maybe the pipes were somewhat modified?

By mistake of course.

After all, they all are accidents.

[chickenslegs]

The best ever (and Thailand related) ..... is the incredible, but true, tale of the fanny leach.

For the benefit of our american cousins, is that the american "fanny" or the britsh "fanny", opposite ends

( literally) , but interesting to know which one ?.....haha

And, is it leach (as in leak), or leech (as in bloodsucking creature).

[ABCer]

Didn't we have a news flash very recently about an unsuccessful 'penis enlargement' procedure DIY style?

The one doctors said 'he might recover from'? Or was it sewing up the vagina for the opposite effect?

Quietly suffering my memory loss...