Popular Post MJP Posted October 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 Being a single parent here, with a nice enough home, the usual trappings of beds raised above floor level including mattress, running water and flushing toilet, I'm constantly bombarded with "offers". Offers that I would run over a bridge of plutonium to avoid. Goes something like this. A woman I've know for years will turn up, just visiting and will bring a friend. Within around half an hour of drinking all my tea it is mentioned said friend is single, progressing quickly and efficiently to how do I sleep alone and why do I do all the housework and wouldn't it be great if . . . Now before I used to skirt round the subject, using wit and banter, tactics which took real effort. This became tiresome. So now I simply say my knob does not work and I've lost all interest and . . . that seems to do the trick. Anyone else in this position? How do you deal with it? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drones Posted October 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 Learn to be a man and politely decline for starters... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MJP Posted October 18, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 Learn to be a man and politely decline for starters... But how without causing any offence to the offering party? I don't like making other people feel bad in any way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chittychangchang Posted October 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 What is the Thai phrase for " I have enough dependents, i do not need any more!" CCC 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sustento Posted October 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 Install a boyfriend ... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post krisb Posted October 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'd just say no thanks. Seems alot less embarrising than knob no work. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CharlieH Posted October 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 Depends on the reason why you are on your own ? Just tell the truth, the truth will always win out and you cant ever be caught out as a lie and make you look stupid. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JoeThePoster Posted October 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2013 Stop serving tea, it's giving them hallucinations of grandeur. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mca Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 So now I simply say my knob does not work Perfect. Then you can use the excuse that you'd love her to come and stay but you can't open the door to let her in. 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiebebe Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 The 'effort' of politely declining advances is nothing compared with what most fathers have to go through when their kid(s) grow up and start bringing home partners of their own! Learning how to politely fend keep people at arms length is a useful skill for later. Come to think of it, there are lots of threads on here about men buying homes in their kid's names so the tables could turn and it could be the fathers trying to talk their way into being allowed to stay in their kids home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 The 'effort' of politely declining advances is nothing compared with what mos t fathers have to go through when their kid(s) grow up and start bringing home partners of their own! Learning how to politely fend keep people at arms length is a useful skill for later. Come to think of it, there are lots of threads on here about men buying homes in their kid's names so the tables could turn and it could be the fathers trying to talk their way into being allowed to stay in their kids home. If you have brought up your child properly then that will not happen! CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post johnlandy Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 Depends on the reason why you are on your own ? Just tell the truth, the truth will always win out and you cant ever be caught out as a lie and make you look stupid. Very often these introductions come with the expectation of 'a finders fee' Tell them whatever you want, the reasons are none of their business. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post simon43 Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 I usually say that I consider ALL Thai women to be mad, (some more than others), and there is no way that I would ever want to live with a Thai woman again. I find that my comments, if said in a light-hearted manner, produce the required result and the woman beats a hasty retreat, whilst muttering 'farang ba!' under her breath.... Simon 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwyn Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Politely say "no thanks, but thanks for thinking of me. Bye Bye" and open the door for them to leave. It's not rocket science. If they're offended by that little bit of politeness, so what? Maybe they won't darken your door again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryDayTheSame Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Stop serving tea, it's giving them hallucinations of grandeur. Delusions of grandeur. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Beetlejuice Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 My situation is totally opposite. My knob works perfectly, only the single women don`t find me attractive any more. Is there any chance the OP and me could do a deal and come up with a solution to our problems? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Mamma Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Learn to be a man and politely decline for starters... An angry man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post shawndoc Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 Isn't the obvious answer to sleep with the friend and then kick them to the curb? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) i have had the same (for a short while only) and the easiest/quickest way to deal with it is simply saying "may ow" (which will not offend people, period). i like being alone (khun deow, sabai sabai) and free. most thai folks i know have concluded i don't like asian women. fair enough. fact is, having a drink/tea with a single thai woman is looking for "trouble". they don't understand the concept of "pals" between women and men, especially farang man. i learned that pretty fast as i was and still am NOT interested in any sort of love relationship with a thai woman. Edited October 19, 2013 by stickylies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Just say no. That's it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggusoil Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Learn to be a man and politely decline for starters... But how without causing any offence to the offering party? I don't like making other people feel bad in any way. There is polite. There is no thanks. There is its not what I need right now. I don't want a girlfriend or sex thank you very much. Funny as that may seem etc etc no free lunches, dinners, beds or bank accounts either. Beyond that nobody is responsible for other people's feelings. My father (in law), (or whatever) is no a widower, is constantly hounded by the richest woman in the village. She brings him flowers, food and laughter. She is a very nice lady. He just says "no". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recycler Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Say you're a sex maniac and need at least 6 a day, that will fend them off Sent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haybilly Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Being a single parent myself- I do know where the OP is coming from. Thai ladies assume that, since we are the ones raising the ' Look Kreung' we must be simple, easy to manipulate, sort of guys- a Thai man would generally have run a mile before accepting the responsibility of long term solo child care. Often, getting back into relationships is not that easy when you're the sole parent. Just keep on politely declining- none of us need embittered Thai women as enemies. Sent from my GT-N7100 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Knob doesn't work because? You've run over one too many plutonium bridges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shurup Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 My situation is totally opposite. My knob works perfectly, only the single women don`t find me attractive any more. Is there any chance the OP and me could do a deal and come up with a solution to our problems? Make the masks of each other faces and switch rooms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Learn to be a man and politely decline for starters... No, that would mean shag it, and then kick her out in the morning with a 100 baht for petrol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post John_Betong Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 Just say, "No money". 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post realenglish1 Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 Hey do you have blinders on Potential for a 3 some Go for it Now your knob is working 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve C Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 What is the Thai phrase for " I have enough dependents, i do not need any more!" CCC Por Kin Por Chai, I am led to believe that it means, " I only have enough food and money for myself " I have said it and seams to get the desired effect 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM505 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Just say no. That's it. Yes. That's it. Bothersome to read all the PC, light stepping, wussie responses from modern 'men'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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