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A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Danish joke.

The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Danish.''

Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Danish.''

The bartender then asked, "Now do you still want to tell that Danish joke, because I'm Danish, too.''

The customer replied, "Naah, not if I have to explain it three times thumbsup.gif

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A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Danish joke.

The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Danish.''

Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Danish.''

The bartender then asked, "Now do you still want to tell that Danish joke, because I'm Danish, too.''

The customer replied, "Naah, not if I have to explain it three times thumbsup.gif

Thanks for the chuckle. Growing up my parents would tell jokes about the people from Tuno in Denmark - wished I could remember to tell them right.

A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Danish joke.

The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Danish.''

Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Danish.''

The bartender then asked, "Now do you still want to tell that Danish joke, because I'm Danish, too.''

The customer replied, "Naah, not if I have to explain it three times thumbsup.gif

Thanks for the chuckle. Growing up my parents would tell jokes about the people from Tuno in Denmark - wished I could remember to tell them right.

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Intentional or not, this is a troll post

Not intentional... It seems like every post I read get this assumption

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As you may already have figured out, I'm not an experienced forum user. I guess I will be schooled if I do something wrong. Maybe my sense of humor is below TV average,.. that would be a shame Sent from my HTC One using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Doesn't take a rocket scientist or a seasoned forum user to realize you are being a prick. How's that?

Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong tongue.png No need to get personal over some jokes!! Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Besides i've made rocket scientists laugh many times.. They have a great sense of humor in addition to the brains :D

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