Mosha Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 The south is preparing for war? I'll tell my wife we need to stick and man/woman the barricades. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Loh Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Is she Muslim? You have to convert if you wish to marry her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ebean001 Posted April 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2014 I did not understand the tatoo remark but I never trust anyone with tatoos. I descriminate against those with tatoos. I would never date a woman with even a small one. NEVER. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) look for bomb under her bed..... Why under the bed? In bed -- a sex bomb... Edited April 25, 2014 by Morakot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wprime Posted April 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2014 I wondered why such a cute girl couldn't find thai guy. She has one kid. she always scowls at people being brown If you're going to ask and answer your own questions what do you need us for? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 expats are covered too. Glad you're back again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Craig351 Posted April 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2014 This has been one of the funniest comments I have seen on any post I just about liked every comment that has been said. Shit this was funny! The first post was too much for me "Jesus wept" that's said it all in 2 words! I wish I could write like you guys I just don't have that quick wit ! I was just thinking this has to be just a wind up has the OP answered to any of this. I have been laughing so much and loving it, I didn't notice if has replied to anything normally they are that in love the fight to justify everything and backing up there story. I think it's been a windup 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kwaussie Posted April 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2014 Start swimming as fast as you can and dont look back! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 She loves soccer and tattoos lol opposite to me, but we both like computer games, movies, fantasy, computer and stuff. She's used to foreigners, who like to watch football, she's got tattoos paid by farang money, when working in a bar. She likes facebook and the games to play with hearts, like yours. her fantasy is to find somebody thast she can go and play cards, while you take care of her child. Dear mods, time to make a new forum for those like the OP another one for the visa overstay brigade. maybe another one for Grammar cops.- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
culicine Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 If she's Muslim I hope you are cicumsized lol. I had a colleague in the same boat, had a nice girl from Yala - he had to get the chop...pain for 6 weeks...but she ended up dumping him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Is she Muslim? You have to convert if you wish to marry her. Well it is Thailand, not Malaysia a Muslim can marry a Christ, Buddhist, etc etc no problem for the law only for the Iman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ggt Posted April 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2014 There are so many "red-flags" in this post...you do like to flirt with danger...my friend... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 If she's Muslim I hope you are cicumsized lol. I had a colleague in the same boat, had a nice girl from Yala - he had to get the chop...pain for 6 weeks...but she ended up dumping him. At least if you lose the shirt off your back you can go out and borrow one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentors Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 One good thing, she is not from Isarn! Good luck and yes, young Thai Punkies can be cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarpolo Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 didnt he say she moved from Isaan recently? I must say, this has been the best laugh of the day and dare I say, TV's funniest thread to date,, well done sir, well done, ps. the scowling thing will go away, use this: it was an ad on your post above, either google or TV, either way, they read my mind, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostinsurin Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Jesus wept. ..Buddha chuckled. John 3;16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSchuler Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Please report back in six months and give us an update on your high school romance.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyravey Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I recommend you marry her immediately. Get her pregnant quickly and let her have a pool birth. Skin whitening treatment should be easy to aquire to , and as for a business i recommend a MOOKatar type business. Guaranteed to be a winner in Yala. Stick a few concrete pigs pigs on the front gates to show everyone what you are selling. I forsee a long happy life in Thailand for you sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Songhua Posted April 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2014 Start swimming as fast as you can and dont look back!Well, maybe just a quick glance ... to see that cute little scowl one last time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Card Posted April 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2014 For a 33 year old you are doing well for a teenager. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spermwhale Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 What's the point of this post? So what? You got a girlfriend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wat dee Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I enjoyed your post very much. It had all the elements that make a great TV thread - internet dating, naiveté, potential ladyboy, losing money, bonus kid, unwanted pregnancy, age difference and dark skin cutey. IMO everything is better than yet another genius who fell in love with some sleazy bg in pattaya who ran off with pickup, house and bankaccount AKA the casual TV thread. Dark, tatooed (presumably), boyish, with a kid. Can't imagine why other men wouldn't go near her. True, most men on TV are after dark, tattood with 3 kids. And the tattoos are probably from Sunday school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarpolo Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 he should really tell us more, I havent cracked up this much in a while, this OP can get people together for sure, maybe a comic writer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennypowers Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Who makes this stuff up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarpolo Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Who makes this stuff up? ita way too good to be fake, I can already picture her did he say if she wears tank tops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oztaurus Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 The average internet dating site has 8-20 times more guys than girls. Therefore the girl is probably getting 8 - 20 times more contacts than you are. Think about how many girls you contacted, then realise that all those guys are probably also contacting just as many girls. The average dating site also seems to have 8 - 20 times more gorgeous girls than exist in the typical population, so they must all be genuine - right? Add all that up, check your heart in at the door, walk in with your eyes wide shut and enjoy the roller coaster ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ice4351 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 who the hell keeps making up all this bullshit? so stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 who the hell keeps making up all this bullshit? so stupid!!!! only on Thai Visa, hub of stupidity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
searcherkind666 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 oh the agony , run forest run . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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