uptheos Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) OK. Following yet another misinterpretation by a Gay Forum member, I have been invited to make a thread here regarding the topic that seemed to get him all hot and bothered. I simply asked the question do you ever fancy guys your age and naturally anyone you might have been fond of years ago might also have porked out and got a bit wrinkly. I've looked at all the young, muscular guys you drool over, but would be genuinely interested to know if there is anyone, minimum age 65 who you wouldn't mind sharing the sack with. They can be famous or not, had cosmetic surgery or not, it doesn't matter. Is there anyone of that age who you would like to rub a dub with for the experience? I'm straight so here are a few of mine that I'd at least lend my services to for one night. Most of them I knew as I grew up and as I aged so did they, but I still sort of fancy them. Tina Turner 74 (the legs) Susan Sarandon 68 Helen Mirren 68 Goldie Hawn 68 Diane Keaton 68 Jinthing your list of wrinkly's are most welcome. Oh and I forgot Barbara who I saw in her navy knickers in primary school, Edited May 18, 2014 by uptheos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) I quite fancy Christoph Waltz but I wouldn't shag him unless he'd had a shave first. Denzel Washington too but I don't think either of them is actually 65 yet. Edited May 18, 2014 by sustento 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 18, 2014 Author Share Posted May 18, 2014 I quite fancy Christoph Waltz but I wouldn't shag him unless he'd had a shave first. Denzel Washington too but I don't think either of them is actually 65 yet. Nippers, both in their late 50's so they don't count How about Samuel L Jackson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) Well I'm happily attached at the hip and I do prefers Thais however I'd let Roger Moore eat digestives in my bed anyday. There are lots I'd love to meet for a pint, funny how @ almost 50 someone 80 doesn't seem that old but someone 20 no thanks. Edit: How could I forget Sean Connery just to hear him say "There's two things you must remember about this ship" I hope he doesn't have haggis breath. Edited May 18, 2014 by ToddWeston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I quite fancy Christoph Waltz but I wouldn't shag him unless he'd had a shave first. Denzel Washington too but I don't think either of them is actually 65 yet. Nippers, both in their late 50's so they don't count How about Samuel L Jackson? He'd do at a pinch - oooer missus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I quite fancy Christoph Waltz but I wouldn't shag him unless he'd had a shave first. Denzel Washington too but I don't think either of them is actually 65 yet. Nippers, both in their late 50's so they don't count How about Samuel L Jackson? He'd do at a pinch - oooer missus! Samuel L Jackson over Morgan Freeman ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 18, 2014 Author Share Posted May 18, 2014 I quite fancy Christoph Waltz but I wouldn't shag him unless he'd had a shave first. Denzel Washington too but I don't think either of them is actually 65 yet. Nippers, both in their late 50's so they don't count How about Samuel L Jackson? He'd do at a pinch - oooer missus! Carry on Camping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I quite fancy Christoph Waltz but I wouldn't shag him unless he'd had a shave first. Denzel Washington too but I don't think either of them is actually 65 yet. Nippers, both in their late 50's so they don't count How about Samuel L Jackson? He'd do at a pinch - oooer missus! Samuel L Jackson over Morgan Freeman ? Morgan Freeman looks too much like somebody's Grandad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I quite fancy Christoph Waltz but I wouldn't shag him unless he'd had a shave first. Denzel Washington too but I don't think either of them is actually 65 yet. Nippers, both in their late 50's so they don't count How about Samuel L Jackson? He'd do at a pinch - oooer missus! Samuel L Jackson over Morgan Freeman ? Morgan Freeman looks too much like somebody's Grandad OMG now since you said that he's off my list, don't confuse me with facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthemoon Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 When I was 15, I had a VERY old boyfriend. He was already 24! After that, most guys I fancied where my age or younger, until I got older and then they were always younger. No, somebody in their 60s or 70s wouldn't attract my fancy. Responding to another poster, I don't think I would kick a good-looking guy in his early 20s out of my bed. If he found his way into my bed that is, which is not likely any more as I am married now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 18, 2014 Author Share Posted May 18, 2014 When I was 15, I had a VERY old boyfriend. He was already 24! After that, most guys I fancied where my age or younger, until I got older and then they were always younger. No, somebody in their 60s or 70s wouldn't attract my fancy. Responding to another poster, I don't think I would kick a good-looking guy in his early 20s out of my bed. If he found his way into my bed that is, which is not likely any more as I am married now. Yeah, you see I wouldn't say no to a young attractive girl, I'd savor every moment particularly if she were a voluptuous Latino. But at the same time I can imagine being under the sheets with Helen Mirren and get as much pleasure, maybe a different kind of pleasure. Just wondered if it was the same for guys. Of course not all straight guys would go with my thinking either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthemoon Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 When I was 15, I had a VERY old boyfriend. He was already 24! After that, most guys I fancied where my age or younger, until I got older and then they were always younger. No, somebody in their 60s or 70s wouldn't attract my fancy. Responding to another poster, I don't think I would kick a good-looking guy in his early 20s out of my bed. If he found his way into my bed that is, which is not likely any more as I am married now. Yeah, you see I wouldn't say no to a young attractive girl, I'd savor every moment particularly if she were a voluptuous Latino. But at the same time I can imagine being under the sheets with Helen Mirren and get as much pleasure, maybe a different kind of pleasure. Just wondered if it was the same for guys. Of course not all straight guys would go with my thinking either. I don't think there is a difference between straight and gay guys, except for the gender they are attracted to, of course. Men are men, or more precisely: Boys will be boys. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 All my posts in this thread are based on the assumption that I'm unattached. If the BF of 21 years heard that I'm fancying other blokes he wouldn't be happy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 18, 2014 Author Share Posted May 18, 2014 All my posts in this thread are based on the assumption that I'm unattached. If the BF of 21 years heard that I'm fancying other blokes he wouldn't be happy I guess he would have a right not to be IF they were available.......but Denzel Washington? Maybe you know something I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 All my posts in this thread are based on the assumption that I'm unattached. If the BF of 21 years heard that I'm fancying other blokes he wouldn't be happy Mine reads my posts so I'm sure I won't be allowed to watch a Bond movie for awhile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Edit: How could I forget Sean Connery just to hear him say "There's two things you must remember about this ship" I hope he doesn't have haggis breath. Don't misunderstand this but ... If when I have to grow old ... I want a voice like his ... Sean Connery. Even a (straight) man can appreciate his tones. For the OP ... hummmm The oldest I can come up with is Emma Thompson ... mid 50's ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Cherilyn Sarkisian - 68 tomorrow. Edited May 19, 2014 by Old Croc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I quite fancy me - or is that not allowed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthemoon Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I quite fancy me - or is that not allowed? Allowed is anything that doesn't hurt others. I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 19, 2014 Author Share Posted May 19, 2014 Edit: How could I forget Sean Connery just to hear him say "There's two things you must remember about this ship" I hope he doesn't have haggis breath. Don't misunderstand this but ... If when I have to grow old ... I want a voice like his ... Sean Connery. Even a (straight) man can appreciate his tones. For the OP ... hummmm The oldest I can come up with is Emma Thompson ... mid 50's ? Yup Emma Thompson's cute but barely out of puberty. I guess if they have to be out of the cradle...Laura Linney BTW Sean Connery's voice is wonderful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 19, 2014 Author Share Posted May 19, 2014 Now back on topic please gents Male hunks over 65 and in the sack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Christoper Plummer, his talent as a Shakespearean actor is why I find damn sexy, not that Sound of Mucas thing, also a great Canadian. He's 84 now yikes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Patrick Stewart ... In the sack, not for me... but I'd definately buy him a beer. I'd reckon he'd have a few stories to tell. Plus I'm a Trekie ... (did I admit that ... ) . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Patrick Stewart ... In the sack, not for me... but I'd definately buy him a beer. I'd reckon he'd have a few stories to tell. Plus I'm a Trekie ... (did I admit that ... ) . Another Canuck from me then, from the same series. William Shatner 83 now, what's going on I'm stuck with plus 80 year olds and can't find any 65 year olds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelJackson Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Pierce Brosnan Susan George Raquel Welch Sharon Stone Edited May 20, 2014 by MichaelJackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Christoper Plummer, his talent as a Shakespearean actor is why I find damn sexy, not that Sound of Mucas thing, also a great Canadian. He's 84 now yikes. An excellent actor indeed, who has played many Shakespearean roles and won a lot of awards, However, he will probably be remembered mostly as Captain Von Trapp 2009 Edited May 20, 2014 by uptheos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 People say I look like Bruce Willis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post uptheos Posted May 20, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2014 People say I look like Bruce Willis. Never mind 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Christoper Plummer, his talent as a Shakespearean actor is why I find damn sexy, not that Sound of Mucas thing, also a great Canadian. He's 84 now yikes. An excellent actor indeed, who has played many Shakespearean roles and won a lot of awards, However, he will probably be remembered mostly as Captain Von Trapp 2009 We have the Stratford Festival in Ontario an annual event that's been running for years and years, after a performance Mr. Plummer chats with the audience for what seems to be hours. He's absolutley wonderful, he asks fans what they do for a living and genuinely seems interested in people's stories. I've spoken with him twice & he is the one that coined the expression the Sound of Mucas, he hated his role in that film and is quick to point that out to fans. He doesn't allow pics during his audience chats saying this is a gathering of friends. Now back to my dilema all my choices are over 80 and not Asian I did find someone that I'd walk to Hong Kong to meet however he's only 59. I can mark my calendar and repost in 6 years when he's 65 Chow Yun-Fat from Anna and The King 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Christoper Plummer, his talent as a Shakespearean actor is why I find damn sexy, not that Sound of Mucas thing, also a great Canadian. He's 84 now yikes. An excellent actor indeed, who has played many Shakespearean roles and won a lot of awards, However, he will probably be remembered mostly as Captain Von Trapp 2009 We have the Stratford Festival in Ontario an annual event that's been running for years and years, after a performance Mr. Plummer chats with the audience for what seems to be hours. He's absolutley wonderful, he asks fans what they do for a living and genuinely seems interested in people's stories. I've spoken with him twice & he is the one that coined the expression the Sound of Mucas, he hated his role in that film and is quick to point that out to fans. He doesn't allow pics during his audience chats saying this is a gathering of friends. Now back to my dilema all my choices are over 80 and not Asian I did find someone that I'd walk to Hong Kong to meet however he's only 59. I can mark my calendar and repost in 6 years when he's 65 Chow Yun-Fat from Anna and The King You're a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Man Thanks for the CP information, he always seemed like a nice guy. BTW I've been to that festival, spent 7 years in London, Ont (UH on UWO Campus) Edited May 20, 2014 by uptheos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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