How to get rid of a Thai wife?

[choochoo]

"she's quite fit, 24 and I'm 45..."

Count your blessings. Many here envy you. Try to get that in your home country. If it's so bad, do the mia noi Thai style. But why would you?

I dont envy him. He married a bargirl.............................lol.

[Seastallion]

It's hard to believe it's not a troll post, but TVF, without the trolls, will be damn boring. One gets a headache reading morons eating "democracy" for breakfast, lunch, and dinner without the Thai seasonings! Between meals they have "democracy" for snacks which are laden with decaying matters!

Wow, £4000 spent on her family, and it's her own money! If I were you, I would appreciate her so much that I would take her to another honeymoon!

You do realise don't you that a highly respected non-troll member has recently branded the OP as a LIAR, and thus this OP must be a troll. Has to be...he lying!

[tribalfusion001]

Just woken up and now having my breakfast of a bowl of Frosties and a cup of coffee!

I farted so much during that she moved onto the sofa, eau de Heineken smells so good 555

She is on a FLR visa and no she was not a bargirl, which is why I like playing her a pool, I tend to win more than her 555

[mrtoad]

This is quite an inspired OP, has all the ingredients of a good thread.

Not really sure what to suggest, but maybe he could introduce her to some of the great Romeo's that inhabit Thai Visa

[choochoo]

sorry . i thought only bargirls play pool! AND marry boys twice their age.

[NoThainess4U]

did the OP notice that I was over the house while he slept, thinking she was on the couch?

[tribalfusion001]

I taught her how to play pool, but I cheat and I don't explain the rules clearly, one has to have an advantage over them...

[marko kok prong]

The thing i don't understand about this is it was 1-1 at pool,is it not customary to then have a decider,i think this could be the route of the problem right here,you did not have a deciding game,and that is now eating away at you,thinking you could have triumphed 2-1.

[NoThainess4U]

the better part of valor is making her a bet she really wants, and then, letting her win

[tribalfusion001]

The thing i don't understand about this is it was 1-1 at pool,is it not customary to then have a decider,i think this could be the route of the problem right here,you did not have a deciding game,and that is now eating away at you,thinking you could have triumphed 2-1.

Exactly, she was talking to some Thai's in The Crossbar, she won the first game and I won the second game, she potted the black by mistake and lost face, grinjai mak mak

I'll have my revenge tonight, whitewash!!!

[choochoo]

looks like the thai girl married down .the social ladder.....lol.

[welsh1]

 

Eat plenty of cabbage, figs, hard boiled eggs and fire out rancid farts until she can't stand to be with you any more.

 

While holding her head under the blankets

[Squeegee]

Or... chop her up and leave the parts at the back of the house for the ants and local dogs. Oh wait, you're not resident in Thailand. Sell her before you leave BKK. There's a good trafficking industry here apparently.

Alternatively, get a business visa so you're legal, and pimp her out down Lower Suckem 'til she finds a White Knight. That way, you can be doing a new model whilst the boring one provides a steady source of income.

Geeze, man, I should be doing marriage guidance rather than giving this stuff for free.

[tribalfusion001]

She ain't too bad today, just sent her down the pharmacy to get some calamine lotion for my heat rash and now she is making a cup of coffee for me

[Squeegee]

See, a trip to the pharmacy and a cup of coffee and we're done for. He was trying to get out and now he's been sucked back in. They don't half do some evil stuff.

[stickylies]

call an albanian...

[shirtless]

So why did you marry her in the first place, Your being pretty hard on her, as it was her money,

[iancnx]

Nonsense thread. OP is thoroughly mistaken!

[ezzra]

Highly recommended to watch Dateline, 48 hours mysteries, cold case files etc. etc.

plenty of clues of how to go about getting rid of unwanted spouses...

[Phoenix1312]

She is 21 years younger than you what did you expect. She's most likely just putting up with you for the money. Just leave simple

[swissie]

Is marriage registered in the UK ?

If not, you may want to do what a good number of Thai man do: Just walk away into the sunset and don't bother to look back.

Cheers.

[monkeycountry]

I could have spent that £4000 much more wisely, on beer, clothes, dj equipment and other things, what a waste of money!

Pls thank your wife from me. We (I) don't need any more world famous DJs trying to get everyones attention (inlcuding those not at the bar/disco)by increasing the usual volume to extreme levels.

Anyway, how much do you need to spend on enhancing your special skill of changing from one song to another?

[tribalfusion001]

So why did you marry her in the first place, Your being pretty hard on her, as it was her money,

Actually, I was drunk when she proposed to me, I lost my Galaxy S4 two weeks when I was rather drunk, maybe I should not get drunk and also post topics when inebriated

[somchaismith]

They don't like it if you walk and pui your foot above their heads while they're eating. You can try this out and let us know the result.

[tribalfusion001]

I could have spent that £4000 much more wisely, on beer, clothes, dj equipment and other things, what a waste of money!

Pls thank your wife from me. We (I) don't need any more world famous DJs trying to get everyones attention (inlcuding those not at the bar/disco)by increasing the usual volume to extreme levels.

Anyway, how much do you need to spend on enhancing your special skill of changing from one song to another?

£1000 would have sufficed, anyway she spent the £4000 on upgrading her parents house, well, that ain't much use to me, but it was her money!

[slipperylobster]

Pay somebody to seduce her, then catch them in the act.....

Then make your deal.

You sound like you could actually pull this off.

[tribalfusion001]

They don't like it if you walk and pui your foot above their heads while they're eating. You can try this out and let us know the result.

I quite often do that, I do love a good wind up

[Spoonman]

OP, How would you cancel her visa ?

[Eric Loh]

Do the Thai way. Get a Mia noi.

[sirchai]

Buy yourself a broom, or a flying carpet and fly without a helmet through Sisaket. All problems solved.-