World Cup Drinking Game Rules

[Neeeko]

1. Before the match starts, guess the team you’re supporting’s startling line up: If you get this wrong you must down a pint.

If the team playing against yours scores: Do a shot.

If a player on your team gets a yellow card: Call the nearest girl to you a slut

If a player on your team gets a red card: Tell the barman /barmaid “I’ve been a naughty boy and I need to get punished” then order the strongest drink in the bar.

If your team scores: Slap your best mate.

If at half time your team is losing: Down a pint.

If at full time your team has lost: Put all the drinks the table into one glass and down all of it.

If your team loses by more than 3 goals: Do a shot of vodka in the eye.

If your team loses by more than 5 goals: You have to shit yourself in the bar and carry on like nothing’s happened.

If you and your mates team draws: Go into the toilet and give each other a hand job.

[Africanteacher]

These, I am so going to try!

[hullupullo]

Don't forget Simpsons WC episode on Fox Sports, 21:30. Sure there will be reds and yellows so you can practice your acts.