"Oh you live in Phuket, eh?... bloody pervert" 

I'm sooo misunderstood, its criminal

phuket isn't as bad as saying pattaya

ain't that the truth

put an ad in the major newspapers

you get 300 of those calling you

and 300 of those visiting you

and 300 of those to shop with

and 300 of those hoping to dump their boyfriends

and 300 of those to find enlightenment in bed...

nah...

just joking...

We farang girls are hard work, what with all the drinks that need buying, the witty conversation we require,

With all the drinks, the conversation does not have to be that witty anymore,...

So, did you say hard work?

We farang girls are hard work, what with all the drinks that need buying, the witty conversation we require,

With all the drinks, the conversation does not have to be that witty anymore,...

So, did you say hard work?

you better believe it.....dead fish are of no use

you better believe it.....dead fish are of no use

I was talking about the girls drinking, not the men,...

And on women, alcohol (in moderation) has an opposite effect,...

I was talking about the girls drinking, not the men,...

so was I - what's a dead fish remind you of?

Just joking alcohol is a great relaxant and disinhibiter

so was I - what's a dead fish remind you of?

so was I - what's a dead fish remind you of?   

it's all a bit fishy....be careful where you stick that tongue

be careful where you stick that tongue

Sometimes, sometimes, it (tongue) gets a life on its own.

Can not help.

But, so far, nobody complained,...

Dead fish

Dead fish . . . . - sniff sniff - . . . . .all in a days stroll down Pat 'Pong' yeh??

Dead fish . . . . - sniff sniff - . . . . .all in a days stroll down Pat 'Pong' yeh??

You've taken the cultural route already Impy

Dead fish . . . . - sniff sniff -  . . . . .all in a days stroll down Pat 'Pong' yeh?? 

You've taken the cultural route already Impy

actually she was out looking for sushi

I did not understand the fish part, can one of the girls explain to me so that I can fully enjoy the last postings?

I did not understand the fish part, can one of the girls explain to me so that I can fully enjoy the last postings?

Form a committee ... Blue needs educating

Surfer Dude....you come here every month and you don't know where to find farang girls....have you been to Khao San Road????

The menu is huge...Israeli, British, American, European, Australian, etc,etc, etc...

Good luck!!

The menu is huge...Israeli, British, American, European, Australian, etc,etc, etc...

Does it include live fish?

or barnyard animals

most farang women I see have all the appeal of a barnyard animal.

I'd have to agree with you there kasi, but I would say it's more the reverse...that alot of the farang guys that you see wandering around thailand themselves resemble some farm animals. People who live in glass houses and all that...

sbk: haha yea I should'nt be throwing stones alright. But all it takes for me to look good is a 1000 baht. 2000 makes me look even better.

But the longer I'm in Thailand the better I look. I lost about 15 lbs the past couple of months with the good food and exercise. So it not just the money. But in reality it is about the money after all is said and done. Just try and be a farang in thailand without the money.

Of course becoming a monk is'nt necesarily an unattrative idea either.

sbk: haha yea I should'nt be throwing stones alright. But all it takes for me to look good is a 1000 baht. 2000 makes me look even better.

But the longer I'm in Thailand the better I look. I lost about 15 lbs the past couple of months with the good food and exercise. So it not just the money. But in reality it is about the money after all is said and done. Just try and be a farang in thailand without the money.

Of course becoming a monk is'nt necesarily an unattrative idea either.

That might be going a bit too far Kasi

I'd have to agree with you there kasi, but I would say it's more the reverse...that alot of the farang guys that you see wandering around thailand themselves resemble some farm animals.

More out of a zoo than a farm, sbk,...

sbk: haha yea I should'nt be throwing stones alright. But all it takes for me to look good is a 1000 baht. 2000 makes me look even better.

But the longer I'm in Thailand the better I look. I lost about 15 lbs the past couple of months with the good food and exercise. So it not just the money. But in reality it is about the money after all is said and done. Just try and be a farang in thailand without the money.

Of course becoming a monk is'nt necesarily an unattrative idea either.

if you really think so, and hey, if you are happy with someone who only likes you because of your money then go for it, just don't come here and feel the need to be insulting.

And just as an FYI, money doesn't make you better looking, it only makes you attractive. Not the same thing at all.

sbk: haha yea I should'nt be throwing stones alright. But all it takes for me to look good is a 1000 baht. 2000 makes me look even better. 

But the longer I'm in Thailand the better I look. I lost about 15 lbs the past couple of months with the good food and exercise. So it not just the money. But in reality it is about the money after all is said and done. Just try and be a farang in thailand without the money.

Of course becoming a monk is'nt necesarily an unattrative idea either.

if you really think so, and hey, if you are happy with someone who only likes you because of your money then go for it, just don't come here and feel the need to be insulting.

And just as an FYI, money doesn't make you better looking, it only makes you attractive. Not the same thing at all.

guess money really is the root of all evil

I think only the Aussies will get to the root of that joke Princess Nat

I think only the Aussies will get to the root of that joke Princess Nat

Is that ' doing ' word peculiar to Australia Gent ?

Ask a person not from Australia, what a root is, see the answer you get?

fanny being another one

It's a Wombat's diet as defined in Wepsters dictionary

"Eats, roots , shoots and leaves."

It's a Wombat's diet as defined in Wepsters dictionary

"Eats, roots , shoots and leaves."

sure it didn't read aussie male?

was wondering who would be first cab off the rank, you win Nat.