Showbags Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Standing at one yesterday in Pantip Plaza and just wondered if foreigners stand like the Thais do when they leak.....like in a rugby scrum around the porcelain.. .. Personally, I stand about 12 inches back so I can just comfortably reach over the edge...but not touch any of that glistening filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) So, you just came out of the shower, looked at the mirror, admired yourself and thought....... Who should I boast to about my super size? Yehhh.......let the whole of TVF admire me also. There are sad, very sad and very very sad people around. But I would never imply you fall under any of these categories. Edited July 25, 2014 by Costas2008 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Soutpeel Posted July 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2014 Who should I boast to about my super size? I have not idea my greek friend, but while your here whats the low down on Greek Badger cheese ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Who should I boast to about my super size? I have not idea my greek friend, but while your here whats the low down on Greek Badger cheese ? No, no, I wouldn't advice you to start experimenting with Badgers. Stick to the Gerbils. As about your 24 inches, are you referring to your nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I've heard Greek Badger Cheese is traditional accompanied by Retsina. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonytigerbkk Posted July 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2014 I find it quite worrying that someone would post their toilet habits on a public forum, there are special sites on the internet that will cater to your type.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny No matter how far for me, I still pee all over my shoes..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JoeThePoster Posted July 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2014 I just lift a leg and shoot at the nearest car. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I just lift a leg and shoot at the nearest car. Nice one Joe, I very nearly sprayed my beer all over the confuser! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I only use urinals that have the attendant on hand to handle your bits for you. I know where my penis has been and I aint touching it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny No matter how far for me, I still pee all over my shoes..... Viagra will fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 And people wonder why aliens won't talk to us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I find it quite worrying that someone would post their toilet habits on a public forum, there are special sites on the internet that will cater to your type.. Well this is coming hot on the heels of the thread entitled: Drunk 'Nine-inch Nicky' arrested for drunken 'rampage' I blame FaceBook & similar social media for encouraging the belief that even the most excruciatingly dull minutia of one's life needs to be shared with friends and strangers alike. But then Thai Visa has long been a platform for people with small problems who wish the exaggerate their size and importance. This has, at least, convinced me that it's quite sensible to avoid shopping mall men's rooms. It sounds as though CCTV footage taken of some frequent loo visitors would put certain Thai Visa members' members in an unfavorable spotlight, but at least they'll keep mall security amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Who should I boast to about my super size? I have not idea my greek friend, but while your here whats the low down on Greek Badger cheese ? You certainly would be worried if Costas was behind you whilst you're taking a leak, no stereotyping, but they seem to like this type of subject. SP, what's the latest on Greek Badger Cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I like the dumpy toilets at Panthip, it's strictly a 'do your business and get out' kind of toilet. A little too much sightseeing and socializing in the public mens' room at the more upmarket malls, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skint Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I prefer to sit down in comfort Sent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Showy ... welcome back ... you have been missed ... How is that Boat going? Take Care Mate. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 What boat ? By jeebies those kids have grown...do they grow that quick ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 What boat ? By jeebies those kids have grown...do they grow that quick ? MissFarmGirl keeps feeding them! They just turned 6 months ... photos here ... http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/279140-show-your-half-asian-baby/?p=8143802 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Is it me or is this a strange topic ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Thai men don't use urinals, they're too ashamed to poke out their teeny pecker, so wiz in the cubicle. That's after preening themselves in front of the mirror for 15 minutes to confirm that they are indeed the best looking man they have ever seen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 When taking a slash in a urinal I am always on the watch for the attendant angling for the unwanted and unexpected neck / shoulder massage thing... I then whip out my best 'Mai Ow Khap'... If that doesn't work I pee on their feet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) What boat ? By jeebies those kids have grown...do they grow that quick ? MissFarmGirl keeps feeding them! They just turned 6 months ... photos here ... http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/279140-show-your-half-asian-baby/?p=8143802 are you growing that fast as well ? I presume you are feeding at the same trough... Edited July 28, 2014 by Showbags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Showy ... sadly not. I'm back at the House in OZ, making tidy and child proof. Hey, the EKKA is on next month ... maybe a memory for you? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny No matter how far for me, I still pee all over my shoes..... Try Viagra, should help keep your shoes clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 So the Op is at the dock and he looks over to see the other guys tackle and is disappointed. The local guy didn't give him a wee peek. This is a strange thread because usually it's the Thai guy rubbernecking to have look. At least that has been my experience. My question to the board is: How much of a look should be allowed to ensure you are being culturally sensitive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) probably about a pee-k'th of a second... ... or less than 3 shakes of... Edited July 28, 2014 by tifino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Here is a device that may let the less endowed member to stand a bit back (and, bolder) from the receptor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 So the Op is at the dock and he looks over to see the other guys tackle and is disappointed. The local guy didn't give him a wee peek. ... Sorry Mate, no more likes left for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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