Thailand is announcing the launch of new airline carrier.

[Costas2008]

I have been informed that this new carrier was launched to compete with Virgin Airways, on the international routes.

Headquarters are located in Pattaya.

A vigorous campaign has already started, in Thailand and Essex, England, to employ ground and air stewardesses.

The MD, Mr Somchai, admitted that it will take a long time and effort to teach both, English.

The new Airlines, offer a wide range of prices and sitting arrangements, (Seats can be arranged to different comfortable positions)

Mr Somchai added that he believes, Virgin is a carrier of the past and the new airline has already taken the world by storm.

A photograph of the new Airplane has been supplied, only for the benefit of TVF members.

You are the first to know.

[Jdiddy]

Thought this was common knowledge, ive allready taken a flight with them, they are fantastic, got the lovely FAs to pose for a picture

[slipperylobster]

I asked that airlines if there were any stopovers on my journey. They said my trip would entail two legs. The best part of it all was, there was space available on both legs, so I hopped aboard. I was afraid I boarded two early, however, and asked the stewardess about what time both legs were open. She smiled and said....don't worry, our legs are always open to new customers.

[Soutpeel]

Thought this was common knowledge, ive allready taken a flight with them, they are fantastic, got the lovely FAs to pose for a picture

please dont post pictures like this, the greek will be trying to milk them, which actually raises an interesting question, can you make cheese from human breast milk ? and if you can would you eat it with crackers and some Branston pickle ?

[mrtoad]

I think only Costas can answer that question, as he seems to want to milk everything

[Costas2008]

Thought this was common knowledge, ive allready taken a flight with them, they are fantastic, got the lovely FAs to pose for a picture

Yep, these are the Thais.

No picture with the Essex girls?

[Costas2008]

I will never mention the M, word again.

Not much interest about the new Airline.

My fault, lost my valuable time of M, to inform you, and you are ignoring me.

No more threads from me.

[AnotherOneAmerican]

please dont post pictures like this, the greek will be trying to milk them, which actually raises an interesting question, can you make cheese from human breast milk ? and if you can would you eat it with crackers and some Branston pickle ?

I think it would be best served with a good portion of spotted dick.

[Payboy]

I'm a frequent flyer already.

[Soutpeel]

please dont post pictures like this, the greek will be trying to milk them, which actually raises an interesting question, can you make cheese from human breast milk ? and if you can would you eat it with crackers and some Branston pickle ?

I think it would be best served with a good portion of spotted dick.

You dont mix sweet and savoury like that dear boy, very uncultured indeed

Branston pickle, breast milk cheese and spotted dick, if I didnt know any better, I would think you one of the colonial cousins

[Gonsalviz]

please dont post pictures like this, the greek will be trying to milk them, which actually raises an interesting question, can you make cheese from human breast milk ? and if you can would you eat it with crackers and some Branston pickle ?

I think it would be best served with a good portion of spotted dick.

I have been trying very hard to stay away from the causes of that.

[Swiss1960]

do they hand out free TGAU?

[SantiSuk]

No pictures of the Essex girls yet. The Thais all qualified in their English exams, but the Essex girls are locked in the classroom, still struggling too mutt.

[Jdiddy]

Yep, these are the Thais.

No picture with the Essex girls?