Popular Post opalred Posted August 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2014 my wifes son tried to stay thinking get cheap living but strong words and fist shaking got him outthe mother in law came for week stay but 4months on still here cannt give old girl fist treatmenti wanted to take here to vet get big sleep needle but cannt get here out of houseand vet wonnt do house calls 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Pack your suitcases, head to the door, wai at the MIL and say bye bye. Best way I think....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jip99 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Just leave the building without announcing your departure. That is how the Thais do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Just leave the building without announcing your departure. That is how the Thais do it. I thinks she is staying with him. But I'm not sure. OP: maybe playing a lot of Miley Cyrus videos at full blast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mrtoad Posted August 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2014 Ghosts Sent from my GT-I9500 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 My MIL was invited to stay with us by both my wife and I 4 or 5 years ago and she lives in a small house we built with her in mind about 10 years ago. She is a nice old stick and no trouble at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 awk bai - preferrably in a loud voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rijb Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Call out your MIL's name everytime you and your wife are having sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Call out your MIL's name everytime you and your wife are having sex. Hell no!! what if she sees that as an invitation and joins them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AnotherOneAmerican Posted August 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2014 Stop giving your wife money until MIL is gone.That usually works pretty quick. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJP Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Ghosts Sent from my GT-I9500 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Yup. We could offer a service here Toady. I'll set the camera up on long exposure and you put a Tesco value bed sheet over your head and move slowly around the room. Inlawbusters Co. Ltd. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jip99 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Just leave the building without announcing your departure. That is how the Thais do it. I thinks she is staying with him. But I'm not sure. OP: maybe playing a lot of Miley Cyrus videos at full blast? Note to self.................... read the OP properly before replying! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 the last time I said a fond fairwell and bye bye to the MiL, was just as they were putting her in the cremation oven, FiL gone as well, so technically my Mrs is an orphan now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Ghosts Sent from my GT-I9500 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Yup. We could offer a service here Toady. I'll set the camera up on long exposure and you put a Tesco value bed sheet over your head and move slowly around the room. Inlawbusters Co. Ltd. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Or rentaghost 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Soutpeel Posted August 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2014 Ghosts Sent from my GT-I9500 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Yup. We could offer a service here Toady. I'll set the camera up on long exposure and you put a Tesco value bed sheet over your head and move slowly around the room. Inlawbusters Co. Ltd. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Or rentaghost or just send "Colin" Costas around and get him to demonstrate Badger milking...sure that will scare Mil away Why is it when I think of this, I get picture of "Manuel" with a badger under is arm in my head... I say to man in shop, "Is rat." He say, "No, no, no. Is a special kind of badger. Is filigree Siberian badger." Only one in shop. He make special price, only five pound. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted August 1, 2014 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 i have dropped rat bait tablets around that look like thai lollies but she donnt seem to have sweet tooth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeInSurin Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Walk around the house naked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJP Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Walk around the house naked. Could be a flip side to that coin. Ewwww! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Just leave the building without announcing your departure. That is how the Thais do it. I thinks she is staying with him. But I'm not sure. OP: maybe playing a lot of Miley Cyrus videos at full blast? Nope, this will do it, played non stop, very loud, with the visuals.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kaIZWjItReI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urloc Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Why all that stuff? Isn't it easier to talk to her? If you don't speak Thai, use your wife as translator. Just as translator. And tell her things clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 My MIL is dead fit, she can stay as long as she likes ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 My MIL is dead fit, she can stay as long as she likes Ha ha I wonder how many members have mil's younger than them and how many have been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wow64 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Tell the missus she needs to leave and its p!ssing u off. done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GuestHouse Posted August 2, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2014 The best solution I ever heard was from an expat who, faced with the MIL having extended her two week stay to 3 months (compounded by his wife deserting the matrimonial bed in order to sleep with her mother). The expat responded by packing a bag with clothes and announcing he can't live without his nooky so he'd be off to Pattaya for a week commencing two days from now. His wife disappeared into MIL's bedroom and the next the expat heard was the sound of the family motocye starting as his wife whisked her mother off to the bus station. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuibeachcomber Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 the last time I said a fond fairwell and bye bye to the MiL, was just as they were putting her in the cremation oven, FiL gone as well, so technically my Mrs is an orphan now an orphan.any children?.....if non manna from heaven for you.No offence to the "loving" mother in laws to farangs out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Do what I did.....eat her!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 wait until the Sun has gone down. Getting dark - start whistling, whether a tune or not doesn't really matter - but keep up the whistling, especially with a smile as you are all-knowing that things are going to soon become better... This will put the heeby jeebys up MIL. the only downside - it might also spook the wife... ... i found out this when I got in trouble for whistling to our parrot after dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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