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What would you say to Richard Gere if you met him in Thailand?


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Have you ridden on the Pattaya baht bus?


Have you met Jingthing and discussed the Middle East peace process?

 

 

 

 And did his split personality break the axle ?

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Will you please, stop asking Richard, silly questions.

He is a favoured actor of mine as his face remind me of a rodent.

 

 

 

 You want to milk him don't you.

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Three questions for Mr. Gere:

 

Where can I get the best pizza in Thailand?

 

My neighbor's Thai wife is cheating on him when he returns to his home country.  Should I tell him?

 

How much money should I give my Thai partner each month?

 

 

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retarded posts seem to be the new in thing nowadays  just like the desperate expats still in thailand

 

bit rich isnt it ? coming from someone who calls themselves dumbanddumber

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Mr Gere, why do my 110V appliances explode when I plug them into Thai power sockets and where can I buy a comb in Pattaya or even an umbrella for that matter at it tis the rainy season..

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retarded posts seem to be the new in thing nowadays  just like the desperate expats still in thailand


Who are you?
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Are the rumours true?

Can you, please elaborate, Mr Tony, a little more?

Can you provide us with links?

Richard, is a fellow member of the milking society, and I would never allow anybody  to blacken his reputation.

I did cry watching an officer and a gentleman.

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You lot would say, "You must meet Transam whilst you are here"..............laugh.png ...................w00t.gif


Why? You want to show him your Gerben collection?
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http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm

 

Richard Gere and the gerbil

The specific rumor we're here to address goes something like this:

Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.

"Is it true?" you ask.

 

 

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