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Why don’t they keep sheep in Thailand?


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Because the real sheeps are the people. And they don't like competition.

That's baaaa....d!

Maybe Thais don't like them because they walk around calling everyone crazy all the time

You are a little late.

That's been said before.

See, what happens when you don't read the posts?

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Because they send Aussie tourists into a sexual frenzy..

Where have you been Mr sustento?

Totally ignored my cows and now you are accusing these innocent Australians for sexual perversions.

Go back to sleep on the floor.

Innocent Australians? cheesy.gif

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Fear that the sheep would make men out of ladyboys.

Also, fear of competition with bar girls.

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if you open a bar and provide few sheep, with all the weird people in pattaya, that for sure you will kill the lady boy businesstongue.pngtongue.pngtongue.png

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It is because a long time ago in Thailand a boy scout was walking through the Jungle, he came across a clearing, In the clearing there was a Thai man hung across a sheep giving it one, The clever boy scout shouted, Are you shearing MR. the Thai man shouted back" NO GET YOUR OWN."xhuh.png.pagespeed.ic.6VcCaNwNXg.png

when the Thai man was arrested for having sex with a sheep, the judge bar bar bound him over to be on good behavior towards sheep.

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Sad to say that MissFarmGirl hates the smell and taste of Lamb.

A beef steak with sautéed mushrooms and I'm in for a week ... w00t.gif

But Lamb ... bah.gif

I'll just have to educate the boys myself on that one.

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My lady tried it once on my insistence.

Verdict: Never again! It smells manure! Kind of 'cultural' thing.

Fair enough... I hate many Thai dishes (not all).

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There's herds of goats around us but I've never seen it for sale in the market. My wife say that You can buy a whole dressed goat from the farmer. I image that it's like the local beef, all bones and grizzle and what meat that you get is a tough as shoe leather.

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‘Shaun’ the sheep could be the world’s woolliest

Australian farmers Peter and Netty Hazell may have found the world’s woolliest sheep, estimated to be carrying more than 20kg of wool. The sheep, named Shaun, was found wandering north of Hobart.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/aug/27/shaun-worlds-woolliest-sheep-video

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There is a Thai family near Kantharalak who are building up a nice flock of sheep and goats although goats make up most of his flock. The sheep are the breed that look more like goats and are common in the middle east. He's been known to sell some of his sheep and goats recently but has a very limited number of animals for sale.

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