opalred Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 everything to do with balls / we hit them around with sticks . kick them . throw them .poke .them even down to scratch them if someone came from another planet they would look and leave weird animals? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian30 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Could be to do with our ancestors the stone age people only had rocks (ball) and sticks (bat, Tennis racket, golf club) to play with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 But what about the PUCKS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Find me a Thailand connection (and no, ladyboys having them does not count) or it's off to the Pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Balls don't even have to round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AhFarangJa Posted August 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2014 Thai connection.......Prawn balls, chicken balls, pork balls....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Thai connection.......Prawn balls, chicken balls, pork balls....... My wifes favourite, beef tendon balls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 thai connection always have empty balls here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 thai connection always have empty balls here You sir, are obviously not married then... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "we hit them around with sticks . kick them . throw them .poke .them even down to scratch them" OP, got very exited here..............another fetish for me...........sounds really good, have to try. About scratching.....never been a civil servant, so I wouldn't know about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) Started in the time of Alley - Og & Ug.......at first the round orbs were hard to find.....they noticed that a dinosaur or bird egg would roll but when they started hitting them with their clubs to try and invent golf, cricket, bowling, and baseball it got messy and attracted predators, flies, and angry dinosaurs & birds that noticed their eggs were missing.....one day they happened by a volcano and found one shaped like a donut.... Og and Ug didn't like it because it was hard to roll when hit by a stick.....Alley - who's last name was Firestone put it in his cave thinking it might be proven useful later...... They continued their search until one day they tripped on a round orb....they noticed right away it was different from the other rocks they hit about because they could no longer play on a hillside because they had to chase the damn thing forever........so they made a playing field - which they had to level - thus the term "level" the playing field.....eventually poked holes in the field and drew lines so they could do different things with the orbs using different sticks.....all went well until they invented lawyers and then rules were created which put limits on scoring and how long a game could last (except for cricket which never ends)....as time went on they used shells to barter to sell and buy tickets - pretty soon the demand outstripped available venues and inflation was invented.....with inflation then came volleyball, football, and basketball soon became the rage and bats & sticks had competition for the for the shells, sheckles, and metal bits of the fan base......Og and Ug went on to franchise sports entertainment as we now know it......Alley was never any good at sports - one day he was in his cave scratching his balls when his brother Harvey stubbed his toe on the donut shaped rock and asked Alley if he could have it...... Harvey Firestone eventually figured it out ..... and as they say - the rest is history....... Edited August 23, 2014 by pgrahmm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 to me this is a load of balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogNo1 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Krisb: You have square balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchaismith Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) Maybe this will hold some answers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg Edited August 24, 2014 by somchaismith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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