Easy.

I can live off 25,000thb a year if I want to, no problem. Divide that by 12 months of the year and you have How Ever Much That Is, which makes me the winner.

How do I do it?

Well, you pay 25,000thb for a plane ticket home to the UK, ask for "fish bits" that are (were?) free from fish 'n' chip shops, live under a bridge and spend your time posting on TVF. In case of medical problems you get free health care until such time as the Tories completely sell it off, at which point you'd be dead already from the cold.

I believe my 4 hours waiting to board at Swampy qualifies me despite most of the time actually spent back home because....

and here is the really clever part, where I win:

I am entitled.

I thank you. No sharing the baht bus, sorry. I expect it to be imported to Skegness (in it for the lifestyle an' all that....)

though no TGAU for you.. som nam na...

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Maybe CC, has just revealed that he's too tight to pay for a soapie. He's the real cheap Charlie. CC should win.

btw what is a soapie???

The Thai Girl Australia part doesn't matter as I'll be in the UK and I never came for the girls. Thus I am more than happy for your offer of free orange, water and big face for being the winner.

No car no health insurance no beer no tv, air con, telephone or internet. Eating only from the garden and catching frogs and small birds. No house maintenance. No holidays. Sure, THB 3000.- a month would do it.

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The Thai Girl Australia part doesn't matter as I'll be in the UK and I never came for the girls. Thus I am more than happy for your offer of free orange, water and big face for being the winner.

TGAU's have absolutely nothing to do with Thai Girls or Australia.

Lol

Nice work

The Thai Girl Australia part doesn't matter as I'll be in the UK and I never came for the girls. Thus I am more than happy for your offer of free orange, water and big face for being the winner.

TGAU's have absolutely nothing to do with Thai Girls or Australia.

Lol

Nice work

Thai Girl Age Unknown???

Nope. Nothing to do with Thai girls either.

Easy.

I can live off 25,000thb a year if I want to, no problem. Divide that by 12 months of the year and you have How Ever Much That Is, which makes me the winner.

How do I do it?

Well, you pay 25,000thb for a plane ticket home to the UK, ask for "fish bits" that are (were?) free from fish 'n' chip shops, live under a bridge and spend your time posting on TVF. In case of medical problems you get free health care until such time as the Tories completely sell it off, at which point you'd be dead already from the cold.

I believe my 4 hours waiting to board at Swampy qualifies me despite most of the time actually spent back home because....

and here is the really clever part, where I win:

I am entitled.

I thank you. No sharing the baht bus, sorry. I expect it to be imported to Skegness (in it for the lifestyle an' all that....)

live under a bridge and spend your time posting on TVF.

Only that would make it difficult for you to win, because you would have a lot of contenders.

Gecko a great post. I agree that the 15k could be done but would be hard. Thanks for that post

The member Canarysun stands hell fast that he lives on 5k per month. All this stuff inspires me. I just the Thai gf for breakfast. She had a club sandwich

I found myself eying off the 4 toothpics left on her plate. That held the sandwich quarters together. ... Thinking " I could use them sometime in the future"

I can beat that and somebody else can verify my accounts.

1. Food = 0 Baht

In our village there is a funeral or wedding at least once a week, so we eat there for 3 or 4 days and we take home in plastic bags all the left overs for the rest of the week.

2. Petrol = 0 Baht

We use bycicles

3. House paid, no expense for rent

4. Electricity = 250 Baht a month.

No air condition used, only hand fans

5. Water = 50Baht a month

We reuse the water for baths.

6. Internet = 0 Baht

We get the neighbours WiFi

7. Hair cut = 40 Baht a month for me

I cut my wife's hair.

8. Clothes = 0 Baht

Haven't bought anything for me and the wife for the past 7 years

9. Beer = 2,700 Baht

2 bottles a day + the drinks we get for free from the weddings and funerals.

10. Entertainment = 0 Baht

Got a karaoke machine and sing to ourselves.

Can't think of anything else at the moment but my total expenditure comes to 3,040 Baht a month.

Do I win?

living the dream

I'm sure there are some english teachers out there that could come close to the money ......

Gecko a great post. I agree that the 15k could be done but would be hard. Thanks for that post

The member Canarysun stands hell fast that he lives on 5k per month. All this stuff inspires me. I just the Thai gf for breakfast. She had a club sandwich

I found myself eying off the 4 toothpics left on her plate. That held the sandwich quarters together. ... Thinking " I could use them sometime in the future"

Wouldn't bother the toothpicks have probably been used in several club sandwiches already.

Fill up on the ketchup, cutlery, plates and assorted condiments.