Guess the OP has never been in the liquor department of Big C extra. Whenever you go in there the security guard will be next to you, as if you're a well known liquor thief,very annoying.

Wanted to start a thread about it a few times already, glad the OP did so I could jump in.

Some people's shopping behaviour does attract suspicion. Hardly anything in the basket, dithering, picking stuff up and putting it down and worst of all in the Friendship bakery section both touching unwrapped bread without buying it or lifting up all the lids on the cake containers and not putting them back. Once observed an old biddy squeezing all the wrapped sandwiches. She was a senile Italian who, observing me observing her, gave me the BS that she was the sandwich supplier as if that excused what she was doing.

Some people's shopping behaviour does attract suspicion. Hardly anything in the basket, dithering, picking stuff up and putting it down and worst of all in the Friendship bakery section both touching unwrapped bread without buying it or lifting up all the lids on the cake containers and not putting them back. Once observed an old biddy squeezing all the wrapped sandwiches. She was a senile Italian who, observing me observing her, gave me the BS that she was the sandwich supplier as if that excused what she was doing.

Perhaps. I do one of those things sometimes ... pick an item up to look at the label, expiration date, or the quality of the produce and sometimes it goes in the basket, sometimes it doesn't! I don't just buy any old thing! I've got STANDARDS.

^ Make sure you go "commando" that day, as well.

You think he wears underpants under his mankini?