Dog leashes and harnesses awaiting him for their use and enjoyment......man's best friend - indeed.....

The balcony might've offered hope - if he could just......just.......

He was doomed (1st floor)........

Dave Walt scoured the area

"This could be my finest moment since The Salavtion Army Christmas Party 1982" siege he thought to himself

"I'll show those who doubt the 22 Walt SAS brigade".....

But Doctor Will warned Dave Walt

That the annual Xmas party

Was not the time to reveal that he was

In real life

a lonely toad

with digital friends of....

Sort of digital imaginary friends....

Surrounded by badgers,tgaus, gerbils,twins, & tongue in cheek Greeks.....

When he woke up after Pattaya partying he was in_____________

The dungeon of a sado machism bar

Wrists handcuffed to his ankles

And something pointy right up his...

Not in a benny

The days of being a fool were long gone

Stuck in Europe

Where its getting cold

Where wisdom comes back

with the realisation of.......

There is life .

Even after a mishap.

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