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What did your wife say to you this Morning?

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Not using her exact Thalish, she said " Get that ^$%#&^%$* out of our bed !

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I gave her a 10,000 baht watch and she said its beautifull but where is my gold.u tell me I get 1bat ring.18,000 I think not

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

They'll start telling us how many kilos they weigh again soon.

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

They'll start telling us how many kilos they weigh again soon.

Anything under 50Kg is good!

Under 45Kg is excellent ........

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

They'll start telling us how many kilos they weigh again soon.
Anything under 50Kg is good!

Under 45Kg is excellent ........

Do you pay a price per kilo or something?

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

Haha! Glad someone could see the desperate to show others that "we have got a genuine, happy, loving marriage - so ner, ner ner, ner, ner!" behind some of these replies.

More like, "Oh my Buddha! The fat, bald, old geezer is still alive...Again :("

If you are still seeing Father Christmas at your age maybe you should control your drinking.

"Sunny side up?"

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..........or was it "Where the sun don't shine up??"

my wife knows the dates. she just wanted no sex every morning.

She said... " <deleted>> OFF"facepalm.gif ...just kidding mate.. all the best.wai2.gif

"OK you can get off me now...."

Did she make any references to "beached whales". I've heard that one at least once, which is why I'll just tell her to take to the crow's nest and feel free to come down when she's finished, which is usually less time then it takes to make toast.

"Why you farang strong, go so long?"

"Because I was married to Farang women before I met you my Thai beauty who is still the hottest thing on wheels, well, at least for 5 minutes!"

"You get off now. You heavy like buffalo. Where my present?"

me- I'll help you clean up the house..

her - No need, I do dishes, I do washing, I do cleaning, because I'm your wife..

signed,

Thailand really did miss the woman's Liberation movement

Will you tell your friends what a good time you had last night?

This after informing them and me her teacher friend would be sleeping over w00t.gif

Sawatdii Pii Mai Honey!

me- I'll help you clean up the house..

her - No need, I do dishes, I do washing, I do cleaning, because I'm your wife..

signed,

Thailand really did miss the woman's Liberation movement

Me: "Thank you for making our house beautiful and clean Honey. I love you!"

Her: "<***Kiss***!!!>"

Signed,

Never plan to go back to the 1960s movement

However: I do cook because I enjoy it. But boy, I really do enjoy someone else doing the dishes. :)

It.s ruddy freezing, come here!!!!!!

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No, my wife did not say to me "Merry Christmas" on New Years morning.

She didn't say anything until she had finished her breakfast.

What I call morning wood, she calls breakfast in bed.

She didn't say anything until she had finished her breakfast.

What I call morning wood, she calls breakfast in bed.

Is that also known as "election before blekfast"? whistling.gif

My wife says the same thing every morning. "Leave me alone" !

My wife says the same thing every morning. "Leave me alone" !

You have a wife?

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