sharktooth Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I've met a few over 40s through Tinder and Badoo and in general they bang like a privvy door in a hurricane. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted May 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2017 I've met a few over 40s through Tinder and Badoo and in general they bang like a privvy door in a hurricane.Romance is not dead [emoji51] 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharktooth Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Romance is not dead Tell that to the last one I gave a Dutch Oven... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 On 5/19/2017 at 7:48 AM, owl sees all said: Just like wine and cheese; maturity is top dog!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Tell that to the last one I gave a Dutch Oven...Now that's funny !!( I did have to google it though ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) And another thing about the more mature lady; if she falls asleep during love making it is because she trusts you!! A younger girl falls asleep 'cause she's been up all night sh-gg--g, is just plain tuckered out and needs some beauty sleep. Edited May 20, 2017 by owl sees all inappropriate content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadilo Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 And another thing about the more mature lady; if she falls asleep during love making it is because she trusts you!! A younger girl falls asleep 'cause she's been up all night sh-gg--g, is just plain tuckered out and needs some beauty sleep.You keep kidding yourself lolSent from my iPad using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Kadilo said: You keep kidding yourself lol I'm not kidding Kadilo. Do I detect a little envy here!? You questioned my 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds actual sex length. Sex in Thailand is NOT all about 'wham bang; thank you Mammy'. No sir; I pride myself on paying attention to every little detail. In fact after a few hours of 'how's your father' the wife sometimes insists on paying me. Edited May 20, 2017 by owl sees all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mogandave Posted May 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2017 Now that's funny !!( I did have to google it though )It was worth a google... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFishman1 Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I think the Thai guy would lose the fight saying that last week I park my car when I got out a Thai guy yelled go back to your country go figure TIT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 4 hours ago, sharktooth said: Tell that to the last one I gave a Dutch Oven... I tried bread making.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterkeeperofthereef Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 On 12/30/2014 at 6:38 PM, bkkgooner said: inform her you will be required to acquire additional services from elsewhere so appropriate . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatoichi Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Pfft, most women are just gettin warmed up at 40. You just have to warm em up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAFO Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 On 5/20/2017 at 0:55 PM, owl sees all said: I'm not kidding Kadilo. Do I detect a little envy here!? You questioned my 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds actual sex length. Sex in Thailand is NOT all about 'wham bang; thank you Mammy'. No sir; I pride myself on paying attention to every little detail. In fact after a few hours of 'how's your father' the wife sometimes insists on paying me. Sorry man...gotta call B..S...on this one ^ Nice wind up try though. LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogandave Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Sorry man...gotta call B..S...on this one ^ Nice wind up try though. LOL Unless it took him the first 3 hours to get it up...That said, I was cranked up once and ended up with a gal had a snatch was "like dippin' a pencil in a bucket a warm water" and it took hours to get off. But that was over 30 years ago...That gal offered to buy me another bump the next day... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbi1 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 2014-12-30 at 10:37 PM, DP25 said: Time to trade her in for a newer model Either divorce the wife or keep her and get a gik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 After 40 What?.?Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 8/6/2560 at 0:03 PM, mogandave said: Unless it took him the first 3 hours to get it up... Him is me; Owl sees all. You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife. 1. Financial matters (10 seconds) 2. Actual sex act (3 hours) 3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes. Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kadilo Posted June 10, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2017 Him is me; Owl sees all. You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife. 1. Financial matters (10 seconds) 2. Actual sex act (3 hours) 3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes. Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.You sure you ain't got 1&2 the wrong way round?Sent from my iPhone using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Kadilo said: You sure you ain't got 1&2 the wrong way round? An attempt at humour here. Very droll! Like it!! More of the same please. Edited June 10, 2017 by owl sees all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbi1 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 hours ago, owl sees all said: Him is me; Owl sees all. You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife. 1. Financial matters (10 seconds) 2. Actual sex act (3 hours) 3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes. Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 6 hours ago, owl sees all said: Him is me; Owl sees all. You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife. 1. Financial matters (10 seconds) 2. Actual sex act (3 hours) 3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes. Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds. Length = needs ..... Always has - always will.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 (edited) On 6/10/2017 at 1:18 PM, owl sees all said: Him is me; Owl sees all. You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife. 1. Financial matters (10 seconds) 2. Actual sex act (3 hours) 3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes. Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds. Is that per week or per month? Edited June 11, 2017 by chickenslegs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I assume its After 40 Years, not Willies per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill59 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I just showed this to my Thai wife and her mom and both are laughing! Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 9 hours ago, bill59 said: I just showed this to my Thai wife and her mom and both are laughing! Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect What is "this" that made them laugh so much...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasanews Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Maybe you are a bully in sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 On 11/6/2560 at 10:45 PM, chickenslegs said: On 10/6/2560 at 1:18 PM, owl sees all said: Him is me; Owl sees all. You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife. 1. Financial matters (10 seconds) 2. Actual sex act (3 hours) 3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes. Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds. Is that per week or per month? That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 38 minutes ago, owl sees all said: That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!! once in a while i have these kind of hallucinations too. no worries, they are harmless. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 5 hours ago, owl sees all said: That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!! I'm surprised you have the time and energy to type a reply. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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