What Would You Come Back As?

[EmptyHead]

Hello,

If there is such a things as physical reincarnation (some claim the religion of our host country says so, just to keep it Thai related), what would you come back as? If you wish to say human, okay, why not make it interesting and tell us where your new human life would be, or some other significant detail for entertainment.

I would be either:

a bird (inspired by Costas' thread on what life looks like as a bird)

a cat (cats are just cool)

a dog (dogs can lick their private parts themselves)

Turtle came close, but, sadly, no.

[monk213]

That type of reincarnation is Hindu, Buddhists, or at least some schools of Buddhism believe in human rebirth.

Anyway if I were to choose top 3 animals
> turtle because long life and hard shell, chilling on beaches
> Elephant because again pretty long lives and they can destroy anything and no predators will attack you
> sloth has to be #1, they have the life right there

[daveAustin]

A Thai bloke with half a brain, because they get the girls easy and don't tend to care about much.

[SoiBiker]

My cat, so I can just lounge around all day while some idiot feeds me and picks up my shit.

[pgrahmm]

Sounds like your cat picked the right one.....

[slapout]

I would like to come back as the worst nightmare/justice for those who mistreated the downtroden/underdogs of this old world. Not sure what form but would say a form we may think of as ghost like.

[NickJ]

Piano wire.... tied with wood

[i claudius]

I would come back as me, it's been so much fun

[sanuk711]

I would come back invisible----then I would walk up to the first Arab I saw & whisper to him....... "I am Muhammad".....................

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A blind man walks into a bar...

And a chair... and a table….the wall.

[sanuk711]

Ops..sorry......a serial double poster....please remove mods.........

Edited January 28, 2015 by sanuk711

[SoiBiker]

I would come back invisible----then I would walk up to the first Arab I saw & whisper to him....... "I am Muhammad".....................

.

A blind man walks into a bar...

And a chair... and a table….the wall.

Given the popularity of the name in the Arab world, they're unlikely to be particularly shocked. There's a fair chance they'll just reply "Hello, so am I!"

[balo]

I want to come back as a bird so I can find myself a hansum man in Pattaya. Or just sit on the roof and drop shit in their beer glasses.

Edited January 28, 2015 by balo

[Patsycat]

A big fat take over the duvet cat, well watered and fed and lurved and i would retaliate with being a bit aloof.

Wot is my nature. Aloof.

[AYJAYDEE]

That type of reincarnation is Hindu, Buddhists, or at least some schools of Buddhism believe in human rebirth.

Anyway if I were to choose top 3 animals

> turtle because long life and hard shell, chilling on beaches

> Elephant because again pretty long lives and they can destroy anything and no predators will attack you

> sloth has to be #1, they have the life right there

no predators will attack an elephant? what universe do you live in?

[NoshowJones]

My cat, so I can just lounge around all day while some idiot feeds me and picks up my shit.

That's a very unusual cat you have, I though cats dug a hole, had their shit, then covered it up.

[baneko]

The wife says she wants to come back as a farang....

[Will27]

Cameron Diaz's bicycle seat.

I'll get my coat...........

[stat088]

Cameron Diaz's bicycle seat.

I'll get my coat...........

After the "V" clean?

[stat088]

I want to come back as my brother in law then i can shag lots of girls, never work and borrow money off everyone in the family and never pay it back.

[EmptyHead]

I'd like to come back as my sister-in-law's bra.

[smokie36]

I'd come back as the duck and roll myself in a pancake.

Then I'd jump from the high board into a bowl of hoi sin sauce.

[Patsycat]

i just love it when they bash the crispy duck and i get all the good bits on my plate with the pancake etc.

Heaven... There was a restaurant up in Brunstfield that did just that--- Bar and Pool table in front but at the back was a rather hole in the wall chinky restaurant. One of those bring your own crate of wine places.

It was like one of those out of body experiences - great food etc. but they did not speak a word of English. i did sort of comunicate with one in French.

And the bill came to about 60 squid. And that is with the corking tax. for four people.

Edited January 30, 2015 by Patsycat