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Where can i buy size 54 condoms in pattaya that don't stink?


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The hospital on Sou Buakhao used to have containers of free condoms at reception. small to big sizes. Not sure if they still do them.

If not, what about the vending machine in the toilets at the Beer Garden Beach road / Pattaya Thai. ?

Or get a vasectomy!! I am.

Snip n squirt and NO babies !! w00t.gif

Was not aware a vasectomy prevented STD's like HIV, Herpes, Syphilis, Gonoreah, Chlamydia etc.

Thankyou Thaivisa for the knowledge.

Did I say it did? Please point out where my post mentioned it. Or where the OP post did.

Depends if you are sleeping about or not (or your partner is).

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You should buy new, not used!!

Cabbages and Condoms restaurant, Soi 12 Sukhumvit gives you a couple with your credit card receipt.

Some years ago they had a couple of small baskets at the door, small condoms labelled 'Asian', and large labelled 'Foreigner' but the Thais were offended so they were relabelled 'World Bank' and 'Thai Farmers Bank'.

Now they just put a couple on the tray with your card and receipt.

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The Durex Excita in a black box are bigger than the others they sell at 7Eleven, not sure though if it's 54.

But as far as my experience goes all condoms have a latex smell or some chemical flavor.

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Many years ago I had to go see the medics to get a cut stitched up. While waiting for the doc I noticed at the front counter they had 3 baskets of condoms set out. The baskets were labelled Small, Medium and Large. I laughed when I saw that and the nurse asked me what was so funny. I pointed at the baskets and noted that the "Large" one was almost empty, but the Small and Medium baskets were full, and that there were all the EXACT same condoms ! She laughed and said that everyday it was the same way and then she moved some from the Small and Medium baskets into the Large one.

When I went back awhile later to get the stitches removed I noticed that indeed, the Large basket was almost empty again while the other 2 were full.

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I recommend the 69mm width, 240mm length model by TheyFit. I get them custom lubricated from Africa. I changed the taste from Tropical Banana to Amarula. Wow, she just won't let go. Get prepared for late breakfasts.

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Sometimes being a woman makes me want to beat my head against a brick wall.

Try putting a condom on it, it will help muffle the sound.

The bonus is it works in both directions.

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There are many many kinds available try to find them at facino pharmacy at Sourh pattya near tutkom or north Pattaya near city hall

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I shouldn't read these topics........makes me feel tooooo small.

Mai Ben Rai......going for a drive on my Ferrari.....................

Aren't you supposed to be in it?

No, Costas sits on the roof in an armchair like Mr Bean ! clap2.gif

(just trying to picture it now, gold chain and long chest hairs flapping in the breeze) biggrin.png

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