The hospital on Sou Buakhao used to have containers of free condoms at reception. small to big sizes. Not sure if they still do them.

If not, what about the vending machine in the toilets at the Beer Garden Beach road / Pattaya Thai. ?

Or get a vasectomy!! I am.

Snip n squirt and NO babies !!

Was not aware a vasectomy prevented STD's like HIV, Herpes, Syphilis, Gonoreah, Chlamydia etc.

Thankyou Thaivisa for the knowledge.

Did I say it did? Please point out where my post mentioned it. Or where the OP post did.

Depends if you are sleeping about or not (or your partner is).

Sometimes being a woman makes me want to beat my head against a brick wall.

You should buy new, not used!!

Cabbages and Condoms restaurant, Soi 12 Sukhumvit gives you a couple with your credit card receipt.

Some years ago they had a couple of small baskets at the door, small condoms labelled 'Asian', and large labelled 'Foreigner' but the Thais were offended so they were relabelled 'World Bank' and 'Thai Farmers Bank'.

Now they just put a couple on the tray with your card and receipt.

I'm guessing that you are a bit disenchanted with the expat life.

Donald books into a hotel with Daffy. Goes to the hotel mini mart to buy Condoms. Assistant asks do you want these on your bill ? No says Donald , I'd suffocate.

The Durex Excita in a black box are bigger than the others they sell at 7Eleven, not sure though if it's 54.

But as far as my experience goes all condoms have a latex smell or some chemical flavor.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop-shop/6436338/swedish-teen-pop-star-wears-condom-on-leg-to-disprove-mens-too-big

Many years ago I had to go see the medics to get a cut stitched up. While waiting for the doc I noticed at the front counter they had 3 baskets of condoms set out. The baskets were labelled Small, Medium and Large. I laughed when I saw that and the nurse asked me what was so funny. I pointed at the baskets and noted that the "Large" one was almost empty, but the Small and Medium baskets were full, and that there were all the EXACT same condoms ! She laughed and said that everyday it was the same way and then she moved some from the Small and Medium baskets into the Large one.

When I went back awhile later to get the stitches removed I noticed that indeed, the Large basket was almost empty again while the other 2 were full.

54 isn't very popular , my 56 size is much easier to cum by ... no pun intended

as for the smell ... pour some honey over it ...

I recommend the 69mm width, 240mm length model by TheyFit. I get them custom lubricated from Africa. I changed the taste from Tropical Banana to Amarula. Wow, she just won't let go. Get prepared for late breakfasts.

What's the difference? It is going to stink afterward.

Maybe buy the scented / flavored joy gel to put on it?

Order which ever you want over the internet in LARGE supply.

Durex Comfort, sold in most 7/11 and pharmacy, are size 56. Buy them instead.

Try an old Sock It should be big enough

This is not the sort of topic I expect to read about before breakfast.

Some guys really are big.

Size 54 reserved for elephants ! You won't fit in any Thai women I know or, wish to know either.

The 80's ones dont smell so bad you can get them in any Pharmacy although if there is a girl attendant you will get some giggles

I got some slightly used...

However, they might be too stretched out for you. Minor patching.

Gosh no one uses rubbers in pats mate...u so old school..

Sometimes being a woman makes me want to beat my head against a brick wall.

Try putting a condom on it, it will help muffle the sound.

The bonus is it works in both directions.

There are many many kinds available try to find them at facino pharmacy at Sourh pattya near tutkom or north Pattaya near city hall

54 cm ? you are hung like a mule

i get mine from the elephant sanctuary, (ok i lied)

You're supposed to wear them, not snort them!.

I would think he would be embarrassed to post the need for such a small-sized condom.

Don't buy second hand.

I must admit i also have " rather large feet " ( perhaps you could just admire my honesty viewers.......) x

I shouldn't read these topics........makes me feel tooooo small.

Mai Ben Rai......going for a drive on my Ferrari.....................

Aren't you supposed to be in it?

No, Costas sits on the roof in an armchair like Mr Bean !

(just trying to picture it now, gold chain and long chest hairs flapping in the breeze)

poor guy !

Go in next car tryal repair shop

or cut kim to good sice !!

use garlic !

smells too,

BUT 100% save !!

Size 54 ?. You do know that they are supposed to go on your penis and not on your pinkie finger don't you ???

How do you measure the size? One finger, two fingers etc? Get a ruler? Ask a doctor? Visit Lolitas and measure mouth sizes? Decibel meter? Groanometer?