For Couples: How often do you do it?

[EmptyHead]

Hello all,

Sexually frustrated member here.

I feel doomed in my relationship. It has completely lost it's spark in the bedroom.

My, otherwise, wonderful partner lacks passion (or maybe i have unrealistic expectations). She never had much passion, but its running out quick these days (we have been together 5 years, have children, and she is in her late 30s)

So, i began wondering how often is normal for us couples in Thailand, and so here we are with this poll.

This is not a troll post and i think it is quite suitable for pub talk, lol.

Hope this can yield some interesting results. It is one of the few scientific experiments i have conducted.

[Costas2008]

How often do you do it?

Washing the clothes......twice a week.

Washing the dishes.......once a day

Mopping the floor..........3 times a week

Cleaning the toilets........once a week

Watering the garden.......every 2 days.

Being on TVF......All the time......can't stop it.

If I remember anything else.....I'll let you know.

Edited February 4, 2015 by Costas2008

[Crazy chef 1]

Watching an adult movie(alone)... Twice a week...

[transam]

Oh, thought this was about bowl movement.................

[sipi]

Replace the word "week" with "year", and I will cast my vote.

[Water Buffalo]

This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway)

A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions.

[EmptyHead]

This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway)

A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions.

Right, my head really must be empty, haha. I had no idea that's the way it would turn out and i can't go back in to change it now - it won't let me.

I dunno if the mods could do it? Otherwise the poll will only work for people who been in a relationship for more than 10 years.

[bannork]

This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway)

A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions.

Hello fellow species, look at the poll this way - if you have only had one partner how often were you jig-a-jigging in the first 5 years, then in the next 5 years and so on? If you have had more than one partner then alternate, the first 5 years with this one, the 5-10 years with the next.

Or- in your first 5 years of sexual activity how often did you rub-a dub- dub with your better half then in your next 5 years how often did you exercise with whoever etc.

Where there's a will there's a way ( Arthur Schopenhauer from The World as Will and Representation 1818)

Sorry OP, I couldn't resist including the following sketch.

My wife's not from Purley.

[bannork]

Lucky there are no milkmen in Thailand to lead our wives astray.

[bkkjames]

Once or twice a week with the wife, .. or not

[Anthony5]

Nearly every day.

Nearly on Monday, nearly on Tuesday, nearly....................

Edited February 4, 2015 by Anthony5

[AnotherOneAmerican]

Whenever you want to, if she is a Thai lady.

Whenever she wants to, if she is a western lady.

Most women with kids have very low sex drive and would be happy with once a month or less.

Difference being, Thai lady believes it is her duty to satisfy you, western lady doesn't give a dam_n about your needs.

(Alternative view, Thai lady knows some slapper down the street is happy to take over)

[elgordo38]

Lucky there are no milkmen in Thailand to lead our wives astray.

I was a Postman during my working years do I qualify?

[Rooo]

This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway)

A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions.

Right, my head really must be empty, haha. I had no idea that's the way it would turn out and i can't go back in to change it now - it won't let me.

I dunno if the mods could do it? Otherwise the poll will only work for people who been in a relationship for more than 10 years.

Fixed poll for you.

[yankee99]

Whenever you want to, if she is a Thai lady.

Whenever she wants to, if she is a western lady.

Most women with kids have very low sex drive and would be happy with once a month or less.

Difference being, Thai lady believes it is her duty to satisfy you, western lady doesn't give a dam_n about your needs.

(Alternative view, Thai lady knows some slapper down the street is happy to take over)

this is pretty accurate!

once or twice a day is the norm for us.

[godden]

for the first 6 months i could eat it, after that i wish i had.

[Estrada]

How often do you do it?

Washing the clothes......twice a week.

Washing the dishes.......once a day

Mopping the floor..........3 times a week

Cleaning the toilets........once a week

Watering the garden.......every 2 days.

Being on TVF......All the time......can't stop it.

If I remember anything else.....I'll let you know.

Berating farangs who ignore me in Tesco...... ?

[Jedsada3]

I do it almost every day... but I'm not married nor engaged

But if I marry, I'm sure I will do it less... and will have to always do it with the same one

[Dumbastheycome]

Agreed that the poll was not easy to interpret as was because of all fields required. I have had the same prtner for 13 years, married for 11 From 3 times a day it has reduced to about 1 time per month. My body weight has changed from skeletal to normal. Her family originally thought I was old, sick and near death when they first saw me. She admits her libido has decreased and at 43 worries about early menopause. Has even suugested I find a geek not too close by. But was extremely happy when I declined the suggestion. And if she is happy, I am happy.

[Jimbolai]

It was about how often you clean your teeth. Should be after every meal. Who cares how many times you have sex and brag about it.

[Loptr]

I knew my marriage was doomed when I raised this topic with my wife, the lack of intimacy... Her response was for me to go get a hooker...

[lvr181]

I knew my marriage was doomed when I raised this topic with my wife, the lack of intimacy... Her response was for me to go get a hooker...

Isn't that a game? When asking the question which cannot be answered, the response being "Can I ask a friend". You are lucky she gave you the correct answer and you were on your way immediately? Wow!!

[Xrey24]

problem is: before I could do it all night long

now it takes me all night to do it

[Gillyflower]

Gosh!! Glad Costas explained to me what it was all about. I couldn't understand it.

[maidee]

unvalid poll

having sex, you did not include the mia noi

loooooooooooooooool

[greenchair]

Get the 2.5 kids out of your bedroom. That would probably increase your chances to at least once a month.

[Liquorice]

Not for a month, she's still sulking from last month................why?

Well she had a shower, put on a very sexy nightie and her favourite perfume.

It was obvious she was in the mood and highly aroused.

Just as I was ready to climb into bed, she said,

"Darling if you turn the bedside lamp off you can give it me up the a***.

I guess I should have took the hot bulb out first!

Edited February 5, 2015 by Faz

[Nemesis7]

Interesting poll

[smotherb]

How often do you do it?

Washing the clothes......twice a week.

Washing the dishes.......once a day

Mopping the floor..........3 times a week

Cleaning the toilets........once a week

Watering the garden.......every 2 days.

Being on TVF......All the time......can't stop it.

If I remember anything else.....I'll let you know.

Well Costas, I am surprised your boss gives you enough time-off from your housekeeping duties to allow you on TV

Washing the clothes......never

Washing the dishes.......never

Mopping the floor..........never

Cleaning the toilets........never

Watering the garden.......never

Being on TVF......twice a day; may be why I have no time for the other menial activities

[smotherb]

This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway)

A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions.

Right, my head really must be empty, haha. I had no idea that's the way it would turn out and i can't go back in to change it now - it won't let me.

I dunno if the mods could do it? Otherwise the poll will only work for people who been in a relationship for more than 10 years.

Well, don't worry, TV is going to post the names and votes of the members who participated; you can explain yourself before the TV Inquisition later.