berybert Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Where to start ? 2 small bombs that hurt no one, 2 small bombs that were not designed to hurt anyone. 2 small bombs that were designed to scare people from the affected area. So ask the shops in that area if they had sacked anyone recently, if yes maybe bring them in and question them. Now I know something so simple is maybe a tad to much for a Thai policeman to suss out. Have that one on me boys, buy me a 35 baht cheapo meal if it turns out to be right. Give the 200,000 baht to the boss man and tell him well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwisailor Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Police: Who did you transport in your car? Taxidriver: Two men, a handsome one an one with a limp .... Police: A limp ....? Taxidriver: Yes, we stopped at the Chemist for some blue pills Police:Aaaah! Handsome and limp ... Police statement After receiving information from the Taxidriver and several bargirls we are now looking for 2 foreigners, possibly from Phuket protesting about the loss of their deckchairs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookee68 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Why do they have to look for the Paragon bombers and who did it, I know who it was? it was those pesky ghosts, that's why the fingerprints don't match anyone, So check the airport, because there are bad ghosts there that make planes run off the runway, maybe its one of those, 555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schbang Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Ahhh it was those pesky Burmese again!!! Corrupt or incompetent police work = blame it on the immigrants excellent police work - a growing hallmark of LOSnarls. tourists beware....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amja Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Offcourse no Thai could do this terrible crime! Same at Koh Tao, just find a scapegoat Prayuth really need to stop themilitary thing. The thai people has always rissen up to that sort, red or yellow. Now he´s making new laws for everything! The streetmarkets......many of them banned Even to have a comforable chair and a shade is prohibited in the new military "LOS" I hope for elections next year, but I think the military like the power too much. Amja (With only 8 years in Thailand) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I suppose by that brilliant reasoning, all crime in Thailand could be foreigners to blame. And people influenced by foreigners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehard60 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I thought they had some picyures???? Or am I getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinmaew Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 It would not surprise me at all if they said it could also be aliens who "Most likely parked their ship on top of Siam Paragon then took the elevator up to escape". Reason for action - Frustrated at losing land as it was all in Noi's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinmaew Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 You mean they have fingerprints of all Thai nationals, that's preposterous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petedk Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 The trouble with Thai newspapers is that one day they report something and the next day the person being reported on says something completely different. The original report says that no finger prints matched so they could be foreigners. Today the Pol. Gen Prawut (according to Bangkok Post) said that he said that the two men spoke fluent Thai so they could NOT be foreigners. Pity no one has a voice recording of the first interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I've always suspected the Burmese street sweepers were up to no good, when I saw one of them open up a tree trunk, went downstairs. I followed her. She went down 50 m under this tree, turned on an ac, sat down at her computer, 5 monitors powered up, she put on her headset and started uploading stuff. I ran back upstairs shivering with fright at what I saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Could be, but 99.999999999999999999999% chance it is your people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM07 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Why do TV members always assume that the Police blame everything on foreigners? I think this is just a translation error - he meant they could have members of Foreigner - the 1970's soft rock band. I have no problem seeing them go to jail for this or anything else...[/quote But don't you want to know what love is? No. I'm hot blooded, check it and see. You? You are cold as ice! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny S Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 RTP ... its like a gorilla working as a dentist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Why do TV members always assume that the Police blame everything on foreigners?I think this is just a translation error - he meant they could have members of Foreigner - the 1970's soft rock band. I have no problem seeing them go to jail for this or anything else...[/quoteBut don't you want to know what love is? No. I'm hot blooded, check it and see. You?You are cold as ice! That Was Yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 And all the black shirts were foreigners too. So were the yellow shirts who shut down the airport. Those Damn foreigners cause us so many problems. We are very well behaved. We are essentially a tribal people, and tribes do not cause themselves these kinds of problems. It has to come from the outside. If it did not we would have to consider why. And introspection has to be avoided at all costs. We might discover something. Heaven forbid that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falangjim Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 t-wats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Police spokesman denies saying Paragon bombers foreigners BANGKOK: -- Royal Thai Police spokesman Pol Lt Gen Prawut Thawornsiri Tuesday denied that he had said two bomb attackers at Siam Paragon were foreigners. Prawut said his instead said the attackers were definitely not foreigners because a taxi driver had testified that the two spoke Thai with central accent. Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/Police-spokesman-denies-saying-Paragon-bombers-for-30254261.html -- The Nation 2015-02-17 They were foreigners who have lived in Prachuap or Chumporn of over 10 years. You can tell by the accent. Foreigners are evil by nature. We are good by nature. Ask any Thai detective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Just when you think they're getting their act together... i.e. CCTV footage, the nickname of one of the perps, taxi driver account, warrants... and then this. I'm not saying it can't be a foreigner, but no fingerprint matches doesn't mean it's foreigners. The RTP lot is so stupid, it's not just an insult to intelligence, but a prime example of what sub-developed humans are like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperRai Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 No fingerprint must be foreigner! 55555! The only country in the world who know all their lokal bandits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamariva1957 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 The local police could not fund their own hats even if they were wearing them! "Foreigners"... right. Ah... those Burmese again. We all know how this is going to play out; nothing will be 'discovered' that will be anywhere near the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamariva1957 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Give the poor Police Lt. Col. Prawuth Thawornsiri a break. You can tell, by his drooping face and the large airbags under his eyes, that he has lost sleep trying to figure out if the foreigner is a 200 cm American or a 153 cm Burmese who can speak Thai fluently. We already know that foreigners all look alike to some thais. Nope... the bags under his eyes and the expression on his face is from trying to find his hat... he knows he had it when he left home but cannot remember what happened to it after he got to the office. He has been interrogating a group of Burmese kids and a few Farangs (sited for littering and refusing to pay the fine) as he is sure that they stole it, though they never were in the office before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidee Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 he certainly has the look of an english bulldog lets blame the farang, game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abq2020 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 'Braking' News...Los Angeles [California] Police announce that Thai national is new suspect is long unsolved murder of OJ Simpson's former wife, Nicole. Though no specific suspect has been determined, the Thai suspect theory thought most likely hypothesis because re-analysis of voice recordings between police and occupants of white Ford Bronco indicate that English spoken was superior to native Californians and Football players of the era....along with one of the former investigators recalling he had heard a similar accent once when he was eating Thai food at a TexMex restaurant in San Antonio, Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djjamie Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 If history is any indication then it is pretty simply who did this. The same guys that cheers these violent attacks in 2014 is a good place to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chooka Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 If history is any indication then it is pretty simply who did this. The same guys that cheers these violent attacks in 2014 is a good place to start. I'm not convinced it was the popcorn shooter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halloween Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Thai criminals never arrested/printed. Sounds like a red shirt to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chooka Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Thai criminals never arrested/printed. Sounds like a red shirt to me.You sound like the BIB instead they say it must be a foreigner and thais would never do such a thing. You say it must be a red, I guess yellows would never do such a thing they are all in the temples wearing robes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snig27 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 If history is any indication then it is pretty simply who did this. The same guys that cheers these violent attacks in 2014 is a good place to start. So says the king of the twisted half-truths. Both sides were responsible for violent actions in recent years Jamie, despite the way you constantly rework history to suit an agenda. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSJ Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 There's a new movie coming out about the Thai police called "Clueless in Siam" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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