Having a good argument this a.m.!!

And I realise it had not dawned on me how important this is!! Wife and I talking about children/future etc. etc.

Wife: I am going to open the gate

Me: Wait we not finished talking

Wife: No, no now

Me:Why?

Wife: It is nearly 12.00 I am hungry. I need to shower, I need to pee. Now Now Now

Me. You can't wait?

Wife: No, no, no. NOW

Is this maybe not one of the huge differences between here and wherever????

I feel so damn blessed that I do NOT have all the problems the OP has... would make me suicidal...

maybe the OP should take her down the cop shop with his retired doctor friend and demand they lock her up in their loudest farang voices in fluent Thai of course and then write a post on TV on how insulting the cop was..

I think your wife was cold, did you have air con on?

Now in Thai is "cold"

Another extraordinary post from the op,i must say,op did you then yell and stamp your feet and book tickets to leave as you threatened the other day,after your humiliation at the police station?

I also go for a piss whenever I feel like it, unless I'm in a moving vehicle with no toilet or similar. Must be because I'm half Thai.

do these people ever consider what they are doing and what situations they put themselves into ? How can you live like that?

Unless its spontaneous, I like to plan my arguments in the house.

For the very reason that the missus doesn't have to open the gate to get into the house to go to the bathroom.

Still here???really time to move on...

I also go for a piss whenever I feel like it, unless I'm in a moving vehicle with no toilet or similar. Must be because I'm half Thai.

I am 100% not Thai - but I do exactly the same as you.

Now,....... isn't that strange ?

In which order did she end up doing it all?

Once again, I'm asking myself "why do I click on threads that are started on the General forum and moved to the Pub?" Almost every time, it's something like this. What idiot insists on having a "discussion" with his wife about children and their future when she clearly has to use the toilet? Has he no empathy? And he asks "Is this maybe not one of the huge differences between here and wherever????" Yeah, maybe. I would pee on my husband's foot if he did that to me. Thai wives are much more polite.

OP......recognizable....she does not care....good luck.

i'm sorry, but if i had a husband or boyfriend or whatever and i had to talk baby talk to them and, even worse, them to me i would call my mum and ask her "what was that expensive education you paid for" for? She would be upset as would my dad, bless him.

Some of you educated guys are starting to talk like toddlers. Get a grip.

It's not funny. But rather cute - carry on.

I live you? i have heard that from friends back from holiday. And i say no you home you. And they go home.

I don't get on here often here enough to recognise the OP as someone with serial issues. But on the basis of the nonsense that he is working himself up over here I can see where most of the respondents who know his history better are coming from.

The op is almost as a good as the "funny thing happened at home pro the other day', thread,maybe the op should concentrate on getting his airtickets.